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Political Ads Are Coming for 2012

Updated on April 4, 2011

"The Frog" Flies Under The Radar

Now I'm not known to be particularly sneaky. Most people know that I'm pretty straight forward - blunt in fact. I've been accused of not being able to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. Then something hit my mailbox that made me know that the jig was up, I had to don my Super Frog cape, jump into my "stealth" frog batwing and do some serious cruising under the Foggy Bottom radar.

And the plot thickens huh? I received some inside, or maybe the proper word is insidious, information that the Smirkster was about to release his first campaign ad for the 2012 run. It is all supposed to be hush-hush you understand. Be aware that all my information has been obtained from Democratic insiders, and being a registered Independent, they trust me. Frog Princes do have a way of charming their way through the political mumbo jumbo of life. His new campaign ad will be posted on his re-election website according to those same not-to-be named sources.

It's just a coincidence (Isn't it always?) that his announcement will coincide with his filing with the Federal Election Commission. The announcement and video will be simultaneously released and broadcast via the web using e-mail and text messages for his web challenged supporters, those few that he has left. Then I got conflicting information from other Democratic sources. WOWSER! Democrats wouldn't contradict themselves would they? So I had to delve further as the "Frog Mobile" warmed up for my mission.

The conflicting information was that Obama would release the video and announce on April 14th in Chicago of all places. There will be a Democratic fund raiser in Thugago with The Smirky One in attendance with all his associated teleprompters. Gee, can't you just wait?

Quite frankly, at that point, I wasn't sure what to believe, or not to believe, since it was the silver tongued one I was receiving such information about concerning this whole insidious plot. At that juncture it was decided for me, and I had a conversation with myself. I said to myself, "Frog Prince, you're going to have to take matters into your own hands and obtain a copy of that video in advance." That's no small undertaking I can tell you. I would have to fly extremely low under the radar to pull that one off. But I did it - unscathed - might I add.

Now if you think I'm sneaky, check this out. It is purported that this video will be used to solicit campaign contributions. How dare he. All this is on the "QT" so don't spread any of this past your computer screen. Having obtained the video by stealth means, I can only tell you that if I disclosed the details of procuring it I might have to deal with some rather dark forces that are always lurking around on the internet. Therefore the means I had at my disposal must remain classified FROG SECRET. The mission was code named "Fay" though. That much I can share with you.

I am willing to share the video I obtained with you at grave risk to myself and those around me. They might soon be dining on frog legs in The Whine House after I do. Being the patriot I am though, I'm willing to take the bullet as I have many times before. I know something that Obama doesn't know about leading. You lead from the front, not from the 3rd Tee.

So here it is. Many questions will surely be answered by this campaign ad about his record. What might be a little on the foggy side is whether anyone in their right mind will pony put with a campaign contribution after watching it in its entirety. They might want to scratch that particular blip off their radar screen.

ENJOY! This is the inaugural ad that will kick off the 2012 Presidential Election campaign. In fact, Mr. Obama, it's already been released on the world wide web.

Yes We Can't!

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      Doofiegirl 6 years ago

      Froggie, I Do love you! Fay

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Fay - SSSHHHH... I'm the guy liberals love to hate. It might be contagious.

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      TheGroundsquirrel 6 years ago

      Is it too late to nominate O-man as the first black Fonzarelli?

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      SheriSapp 6 years ago from West Virginia

      You are correct, I got to begin my Monday with a laugh thanks to you!!!

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      breakfastpop 6 years ago

      I think this "kick off" just might get him kicked out of office! I love it and I will be referring to it often as a sort of antidote for the garbage to come. Voted up and funny and awesome too.

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      Hmrjmr1 6 years ago from Georgia, USA

      FP - some great intel work here, I would think you might be a former Ranger with some skills lad. Great Job, as for leading from the front I just don't think he has it in him. Hope the repubs can find a leader to step up. Voted up and Funny lad!

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Tab on my shoulder, chest full of medals and a retirement. I'd do it all again if I had to.

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      Carpefriggingdiem 6 years ago

      FP, the ONLY reason I played that video was because it was on one of your articles. I detest that s.o.b. so much that I can no longer bear listening to anything he says. I love my remote. It helps control my blood pressure. Unless the public has been completely asleep, the Dipshit in Chief is one and done.

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      Hmrjmr1 6 years ago from Georgia, USA

      FB - Dittos. Glad you made it home safe. Welcome home my brother.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Carpe - You did notice who sponsored that campaign ad. It should start getting a lot of play.

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Frog, you really had me going!

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      T4HOTA 6 years ago

      Thanks for a good laugh, FP. The 2012 election cycle will be very interesting and I hope that a good conservative will be able to exploit the many mistakes that Obama has made. I look forward to reading more in the future.

      -T4HOTA

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      T4HOTA - I remember well the 2008 campaign when the idiots who believed Obama were slurping up the Koolaid. Many of them are still around and as vicious as before.

      This time around though Oblabber has a visible record of failure after failure that they can't continue the chant of: "You lie, you lie!" It right there now. Denial is a terrible thing and not having the ability to man up to having been taken in is ridiculous.

      The Frog

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      WillStarr 6 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      I saw this a couple of days ago on a political site and the left was calling foul!

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      Carol 6 years ago from Michigan

      Froggy - you are a hoot!

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      Kelly Umphenour 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Frog! You did sneak up with this one! LOL!

      Imagine this: Family Dinner - both sides of the family. Then a little movie time with the sweet video. I don't think it will be bringing any of us americans together!

      I knew when I saw the Alert - that you ALREADY knew!

      I didn't know Frogs were so smart!

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      TheManWithNoPants 6 years ago from Tucson, Az.

      Good job frog! Up, useful, and funny my friend. keep up the good work!

      jim

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      Partisan Patriot 6 years ago

      Froggy

      Can't wait till this runs nation wide; It pretty much sums up what the Regime is all about; "Are you going to believe what I'm saying or your Lying Eyes?"

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Will - The left likes to call foul when the truth is being told. WAH, WAH! They're picking on Smirky again. Sems they have forgotten how unmerciful they were with GWB.

      Carol - Ribbit, ribbit!

      RHW - What kind of dysfunctional family you got. Does showing someone the truth really cause that much of a ruckus? There's nothing in that add that isn't the truth if anyone is paying attention. I am. LOL

      jim - Thanks. I won't let up until Oblabber is history in 2012.

      Partisan Pat - We're sure to have even more ammo stockpiled by then. See how successful he's been at cutting the deficit in half. What a howl that statement was.

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      Kelly Umphenour 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Oh I agree Frog - but yes I would actually fear bringing up the O word. I still waiting for someone else to so I can hear their thoughts. It is painful.

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      50 Caliber 6 years ago from Arizona

      Froggy, too funny! Had to vote up and funny as well as all the rest of the buttons. I'm cuckoo for coco puffs but the "Dig 'em Frog" from "Honey Smacks" was better than the cuckoo bird, so lets give obama the bird, you know...

      In 2008. Democrat Barack Obama, then the junior United States Senator from Illinois, defeated Republican John McCain, the senior U.S. Senator from Arizona. Obama received 365 electoral votes, and McCain 173. (The popular vote was 69,456,897 to 59,934,814, respectively.) The close win by popular vote would have been narrower had the over seas votes of the soldiers and others been included[my opinion, nonetheless an issue] the asylums, where Acorn coaxed votes from the cuckoos as well as dead members voting for the "chosen one" [again my opinion] If the practice of some states, where if one electoral vote is given to a candidate all of the electoral votes are required to be given to the same candidate in that state were stopped and the electoral votes were cast by the college vs. the Governor or who ever makes the call in who gets them all, we would see a closer percentile of the college vs the popular votes. If we brokered a deal to get popular votes into the elections from the military and other US citizens that are abroad and gave obama the cuckoos from asylums and stopped dead votes along with Acorn, I think obama would have lost but only by a snatched hair from the hair brush of a blonde infant [again my opinion] Right now we would be cussing McCain instead of the Sorros team headed by a puppet as I don't think a POW, that refused release, um teen times, would sell out this nation [again my opinion]

      Thanks for the funny and sorry for going serious in the middle of it! Dig 'em Froggy, peace,dust.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      50 Caliber - I value your opinions so don't hold back.

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      rkhyclak 6 years ago from Ohio

      Loved this! Up, awesome and funny! Obama is such a joke.

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      Darlene Sabella 6 years ago from Hello, my name is Toast and Jam, I live in the forest with my dog named Sam ...

      I will never make it for another four more years, I will go crazy and will have to be locked up. I love the video, he has a great campange manager that's for sure, this will for sure put in back into the "White House" Come visit my hubs when you find time...Rate up up love & peace darski

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Will, poor little babies. That ad is NOTHING compared to the blatant smears and voter fraud the Dem's committed in 2010.

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      Mike 6 years ago from Rural Arizona

      I had to work today, so didn't get a chance to start my day with a Frog Prince smile on my face. But this may be even better, I get to go to sleep with a smile. Up and Awesome my friend.

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      OP, Frog's always the best! Have followed him for a long time on a number of blogs. Stu

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Dusty,

      When I found out about the non-counting of overseas military votes during the 2010 elections, I was really upset. I contacted the head of Vermont's election committee, and was amazed that not only did our state's practices meet federal law, but significantly exceeded them, ensuring that Vermont's overseas military votes were comprehensively captured and recorded. I was expecting our state to be one of the worst offenders given its extreme liberal bias, but it turned out to be a real hero in this regard. Sadly, many states are still way below federal code on this. And of course the FEC is doing NOTHING about it.

      Stu

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Frog, now when has Dusty ever held back? :)

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      Ghost32 6 years ago

      Nothing much to add to the comprehensive comments here, or else it's my bedtime.

      But the vid should help me smile through the dream state tonight.

      Voted Up and Other Stuff.

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      MikeSyrSutton 6 years ago from An uncharted galaxy

      He is the biggest mistake that America has ever made!

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      The Frog Princess 6 years ago from Florence area of the Great Pee Dee of South Carolina

      Number 1 ad for the year:) funny; funny :)

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      Writer David 6 years ago from Mobile, AL

      I'm waiting on a Republican video to counter the Anointed One's approach to the campaign. If I was a Republican, I'd recommend one along the lines of "There's an old saying in America...fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice, shame on me." Let's make sure in 2012, we aren't fooled twice.

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      Writer David 6 years ago from Mobile, AL

      Geez, my comment is what happens when you don't actually watch the video. lol I couldn't bring myself to watch another video of Obama, only to find that it was mocking him. Fool me once....LOL

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      David - I was just about to ask if you had watched the video when I got to your second comment. Might wanna watch everything The Frog has to offer. LMBO.

      Thanks for stopping by.

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      Deidre Shelden 6 years ago from Texas, USA

      This is great! The selling of lies. Says it all.

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      Pamela Oglesby 6 years ago from United States

      I think the lies have just begun. We will see him more to the center because he has angered many on the left and most people are in the center. I think we will see permits to drill being approved at a rapid clip quite soon because people are mad about gas prices. I'm sure he has a whole bag of tricks that we will see. Good hub.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Pamela - Too bad we can't post pics in the comments. I have one where he is pulling all sorts of things out of his magic hat.

      What is perplexing me, though not really, is that this HUB has had 163 hits for viewing, all kinds of up votes, look at the ratings and has a Hub score of only 53. Seems the libber lips must be down voting the truth.

      I don't care because I will continue to post the truth for all to see, whether they like it or not.

      Thanks for your support to one and all who want to contribute to a civil discussion.

      The Frog

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Frog Princess,

      Spoke to Frog Prince on the phone yesterday. He says that ad is going to be televised.

      Stu

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      Writer David 6 years ago from Mobile, AL

      Frog, get used to the socialists on HP voting you down. Any time you mention Obama, the Obama Zombies(tm) go on the attack here. My hub, Obama Vacation Days, stayed below 50 for 4 days, and got down to 45 at one time before finally rising up. It is status quo here. You tell the leftwing scumbags what they don't want to hear, they go nuts.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      David - Stay tuned for the Hub I will publish tomorrow friend.

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      caltex 6 years ago

      That was funny, TFP! Thanks for sharing and writing about it. Voted up and funny, as usual.

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      34th Bomb Group 5 years ago

      Hooray F.P.!

      I actually laughed which is not a common thing when I'm stuck watching news reports all day!

      Thanks, Buddy!!

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