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Russell Moore Repents, Joins Trump Ticket as VP

Updated on May 9, 2016

After a closed door meeting with advisors and evangelical leaders, Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican Presidential nominee, announced Dr. Russell Moore as the Vice President.

"Russ is a stupendous leader. I mean, look at all the great things he has done,” said Trump in a press conference following a meeting with Timothy Dolan, who is on Trump’s cabinet-member short list. “This guy really knows how to rally the evangelicals. Together, we're going to be huge."

At press time, sources confirmed Dr. Moore would reverse his staunch opposition against Trump and accept the appointment. In his acceptance speech, Moore attributed his change of heart to a divine calling as a peacemaker for all to be ‘of one accord.’

"America is a post-Christian nation, and some would even argue that America is a pre-Christian nation. To 'Make America Great Again,' we must say, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that we are indeed a Christian nation, and that is what Mr. Trump and I will do."

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      getit6 19 months ago from kenya

      i just pray so hard that Trump doen't make it as a president.

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      Yes Dear 19 months ago from Cape Cod, USA

      Is this a joke? This is satire, right? Good lord, if this is true, it's the American Taliban for sure. "When fascism comes to America".....you know the rest. What Christian gets married 3 times and supports white phosphorousing children? This guy is the biggest con man running.

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      Mr. Happy 19 months ago from Toronto, Canada

      I can't believe I am quoting Mr. Ted Cruz but: "“Well, you know, two Corinthians walk into a bar …” LOL

      'Murica, what's happening to You?