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The BBB Awards...Bugged, Bothered and Bewildered

Updated on December 11, 2013

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Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Wednesday, December 11, 2013. Please join me for the first ever BBB Awards, honoring people and events in our nation and beyond who leave us feeling BUGGED, BOTHERED and BEWILDERED.

The host of the presentation is my friend Buzzy, the proverbial fly on the wall. Buzzy has been everywhere and seen everything. Aside from the occasional attempt to smack the hell out of him, he largely flits about the world footloose and fancy free.

Thank you for the nice introduction Bpop. Let me begin the show by presenting our first award to the principal at a school in Colorado who suspended a six year old boy for kissing the hand of a girl he had a crush on. The principal believes that this act of affection rose to the level of sexual harassment. I believe the principal's ill advised handling of this event rose or sunk to the level of grave stupidity. Pardon the pun, but the suspension "flies" in the face of common sense.

Let's move along to the second presentation. The BBB Award goes to the U.S. Department of Agriculture for awarding over $100,000 in farm subsidies between 2008 and 2011 to a charity arm of the Nation of Islam. The money was traced to a group known as the Three Year Economic Savings Program. The headquarters of this charity is listed as the home of Louis Farrakhan. The money was used to purchase farmland in Georgia known as Muhammad Farms. Doesn't it just warm your heart to see how your hard earned money is being misspent?

This next award redefines the meaning of a felony. The San Diego County District Attorney's Office leveled felony vandalism charges against Ocean Beach, California resident Juvencio Adame. He is charged with defacement, damage and destruction of public property. What the gentleman actually did was trim shrubbery next to his home. The overgrown shrubbery, which is supposedly on public land, became a landing place for the homeless in the area who slept in the shrubbery and made a mess of the area. The law may send this citizen to jail for beautifying the area. Come on now San Diego, a felony? Really, a felony?

In case you were wondering how the portion of your tax money that is allocated for the Food Stamp Program is being spent, allow me to put your minds at rest. A guy in Key West, Florida trades his food stamps for beer, vodka and cigarettes. I say the program deserves a BBB.

A BBB is definitely in order for a teacher and a school resource officer who called in the police to arrest a 13 year old student in Albuquerque, N.M. for burping during class! Authorities charged him with "interfering with public education." I think those same charges should be brought against everyone but the student. Had the student's gas escaped through the back door, the authorities might have contacted the EPA which, as we all know, is the equivalent of contacting the KGB!

Let's move right along to Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz(D-FLA) who has yet to sign up for Obamacare. She says she's a little busy at the moment so.......... I hope she has time to pick up her trophy.

Let's award MSNBC's Melissa Harris Perry a BBB for insisting that the term "Obamacare" is the same as using the dreaded "N" word. She believes that President Obama has been labelled with this word by his opponents. Huh? Would you "fly" that by me again? I mean, I just don't get it.

I would like to rap up the show by presenting our friend, Tingly Legs Chris Matthews, with a BBB. In his mind, and only in his mind, Joe Biden will go down in history as one of the greatest Vice President's of all time. He summed up his interview with President Obama in almost biblical fashion when he said, "He came to us. He came amongst us." When I heard him utter those words, I swear, the oceans parted and the world was awash with light and wonder.

Would somebody please "fly" me to the moon?

And let me dance among the stars

Let me know what life is like

With these "winners" stuck on Mars!

Come fly with me...Buzzy




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      breakfastpop 2 years ago

      Dear Gawth,

      Love the rap! Are you sure EBT cards don't grow other entitlements like Medicaid fraud, to name just one? See you at the Inn.

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      Ron Gawthorp 2 years ago from Millboro, Virginia

      Farmer Farrakhan had a farm,

      ee. ei ee ei ooo

      And on this farm

      he blamed "the man"

      cause his taters would NOT grow

      Someone should have told him

      before he did the deed

      That EBT cards

      are not considered seed!

      :)

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      breakfastpop 2 years ago

      Der Patty,

      I have to ask Buzzy about his extended family. As for Mars, I think Buzzy has already done a fly-by and he found it to be quite interesting and inviting . See you at the Inn and we'll discuss re-locating.

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      breakfastpop 2 years ago

      Dear pstraubie,

      I think all of this is the end product of the dumbing down of America. In fact, America has been so dumbed-down that they elected Obama. That says it all. See you at the Inn.

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      Patty Inglish 2 years ago from USA. Member of Asgardia, the first space nation, since October 2016

      Some days, the world makes less sense than "O." When do we get a reprieve? -- And is Buzzy related to Buzz Aldrin, who heads up the Get Your Ass to Mars Program? He is serious about colonizing it and people are going there, one way or another. Might be a fresh start of a good kind.

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      Patricia Scott 2 years ago from sunny Florida

      The absurb and the insane....so much time, energy, and money is wasted on foolishness. It makes me crazy (ier)....and are you the only Watch Dog /Person???

      Does anyone give a flying flip that such craziness goes on????

      Thanks for keeping us in the loop...yes, I saw the date and no doubt you could add to this a thousand times over.

      Angels are on the way to you this morning ps

      voted up+++ and shared

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      breakfastpop 3 years ago

      Dear Eddy,

      Thank you s much for your encouraging words. You are the best!

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      Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

      So very interesting, well informed and interesting. You have such a powerful writing voice and your talent always so evident. Voting up and sharing.

      Eddy.

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      breakfastpop 3 years ago

      Good Morning billbuc,

      I feel the same way, although I hold a little more contempt for the Dems. It's time for the American people to take back our country. See you at the Inn. It is a "virtual" Inn but it is a great place to take a break from this messed up world.

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Well that was an interesting and entertaining introduction to you. Well done. Although you had me laughing there were quite a few of the awards that could easily bring tears to my eyes.

      I'm not interested in Democrats or Republicans....they are different colored fish in the same barrel...what I am interested in is the American people taking responsibility for their part in this travesty we call the U.S.....and right now I'm all for a little bloodless revolution.

      Blah,blah, blah....well done!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Good Morning Pamela,

      All of this insanity just proves once and for all that the inmates are running the asylum!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Good Morning FitnezzJim,

      She didn't call Obama a racist she said the term Obamacare was racist. Someone should mention that to the president who uses it all the time.

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      Pamela Oglesby 4 years ago from United States

      Each award is truly fitting to the even. I think that 6-year-old boy that kissed the hand of the little girl is adorable and putting a label on him at that age is horrible. Excellent show!

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      FitnezzJim 4 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

      So I don't get it, tell me again why Jeanne Schulte Scott called Obama a racist?

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Good Morning Poolman,

      Food stamps are stronger than the dollar! See you at the Inn.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Good Morning Carol,

      I will be at the Inn around noon. If you can get there early, I'll be waiting. You have to be somewhat sane to get in, so I think we should be safe there.

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      Old Poolman 4 years ago

      Believe it or not, I have read about prostitutes trading their services for food stamps. I guess these days food stamps can buy just about anything.

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      carol stanley 4 years ago from Arizona

      As always I am horrified with what is going on..However your droll humor is always an uplift. I think I will head for the Inn tonite..Chocolate Vodka ..is on..Food Stamps I will see if I can do some trading.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Good Morning drbj,

      You were right the first time. It's losers all the way! See you at the Inn. I many be there at noon!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Good Morning Anita Francine,

      I agree, a banquet in their honor is a fine idea. Let's invite the fake signer to interpret the action. To the Inn, the last bastion of sanity remaining on earth!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Every BBB winner deserves his or her trophy, bp. Great and unbelievable selections. Buzzy does know his losers, I mean winners.

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      Anita Francine 4 years ago

      Thanks Bpop for all the laughs! Actually, I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Old Poolman is also right on target! Let's reopen all those mental institutions and tell the BBB winners, we are having a banquet in their honor to lure them in!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Good Morning Gawth,

      In today's turned upside down, politically incorrect, death of common sense world, we would all be accused of sexual harassment or violating gun control laws. Now they suspend kids for pretending they are holding a gun. When I was a kid I loved playing with guns that actually shot plastic bullets. Oh wait, I think I was 2o at the time! See you at the Inn, Buzzy will be doing a "fly-by "later on.

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      Ron Gawthorp 4 years ago from Millboro, Virginia

      Pop I love all your new friends. I am more than a little disturbed at the new lawful infractions against citizens you report, especially against school children. I would be condemned to life imprisonment at hard labor had they been in force during my childhood days. The old fashioned correction used to be a wooden paddle with holes in it and I am sure my posterior could attest it was somewhat effective. See you at the Inn.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Good Morning taxlarry,

      Albuburpy? Oh how I wish I had thought of that. Your summation of the "winners" is right on target. The crazies are starting to outnumber the non-craazies. I'll see you at the Inn. I'm doing a fly-by on the early side.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Good Morning Pino,

      You are way too intelligent for this group. The people worthy of the BBB's can't think their way out of a paper bag. The insanity just keeps on coming. See you at the Inn, Pino. I'm flying over their a bit earlier than usual.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Good Morning Old Poolman,

      You have "flown" a great idea out there. I would love it if Bpop's fans submitted evidence of our mental and moral decline! See you at the Inn, Mike. I'm flying over there on the early side.

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      taxlarry 4 years ago

      Good job, Buzzy. I think the principal in the Colorado school should be labeled as a child molester. The Agriculture department should be held acountable for laundering money through a terrorist organization. Albuquerque should have its named changed to Albuburppy. And I would ask Melissa Harris Perry was it racist against white people to called Reagan's economics Reaganomics? Melssisa, you are s dumb racist piece of garbage. buzzy, thanks for presenting these importan awards. Fly by the inn later.

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      Pino Krisio 4 years ago

      POP: Loved the awards ceremony. If I were the parents of this 6 year old boy, I would bring a suit against the principal and the Board of Ed. How can anyone want a 6 year old to have sexual harrassment on their records? We need to have some logic here, which has sorely been lost. California is a lost state. Another one without logic. No burping in school? How dare that student do an involuntary bodily act in class!!!!

      As usual, the MCNBC staff does not do their homework! Jeanne Schulte Scott, a healthcare lobbyist coined the term in 2007; When Obama was running for re-election, he embraced the term, stating ObamaCare, because I CARE. Obama could not help but love the term; however, since the truth has come out about his lies, MSNBC wants to make the tem offensive. Too bad for them.

      The ceremony is over and I am "flying" to the Inn. see you there.

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      Old Poolman 4 years ago

      Nice meeting you buzzy. One thing I noticed is every recipient of the BBB award needs help with their mental stability. We all know that treatment for persons with mental problems has been declining for years, and here is the proof.

      I will be looking forward to your next report to see if you can top any of these. Perhaps some of Breakfast Pop's fan club will send you some examples of insanity they are aware of. Keep up the good work.