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The Green Fairy Tale

Updated on February 17, 2019
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Manny is in the Kitchen

Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Sunday, February 17, 2019. Our pious friend, Mantis Manny, is in the kitchen preparing breakfast for all the Poppers. On the menu this morning are dozens of Banana Blueberry Muffins slathered in warm butter. I will be preparing French Lattes to accompany the meal. Manny is feeling rather incredulous this morning. The Dems have come up with a Green Deal that is proof positive that they have lost their collective minds. Please join us this morning for a delicious start to the day and some food for thought. We hope to see you soon.

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Planning for an Imaginary Future

Thanks so much for joining Pop and me this morning. The bartender, who now is called AOC, has dazzled her fellow Dems with an insane plan for our nation's future. She had a partner in this crime by the name of Sen. Ed Markey, but he isn't as attractive to the press as AOC, so you won't be hearing much from him. The 14 page nonsensical resolution calls for the complete transformation of our nation from top to bottom. Say goodbye to air travel because the planes are destroying our air. AOC figured that out while she was traveling the friendly skies all around the country. The hysterical part of this insanity is that other Democratic crazies are all on board. In a way it's a good thing. Anyone who says they like the Green New Deal has made it very easy to identify them as a crackpot. The "crackpot" pot is bubbling over.

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PSST: The Cows Have to Go!

Another important part of the "Green to Gills" proposal is the elimination of the cow. Elsie is on the chopping block. Her propensity to emit gas is just too much for the earth to tolerate. Forget the hamburger, it's soy burgers all the way if AOC gets her way. This move may prove problematic on many levels, but let's not forget that humans pass gas, too. The funny part is that the creators of this proposal removed "farting cows" from the language and replaced it with "emissions from cows". These words were then, is deleted, as well. Frankly, the entire "Deal" is a gaseous emission" that should have been deleted from the outset. It appeals to millennials who believe anything the left tells them. It appeals to people like Booker and Harris because they are in favor of anything that could possibly tear our nation down. They love the idea of massive government control of our lives. This fairy tale of a proposal is perfect for people of their ilk. Now for the icing on the cake. The creators of this farce describe their plan as " national, social, industrial and economic mobilization of a scale not seen since World War II." What it really is, is a joke of a grade B science fiction nightmare. Will somebody please tell me how these fools infiltrated Congress? Let their presence serve as a warning to voters everywhere. Elections definitely have consequences. Thanks to the very bad choices of some voters, the rest of us have to endure the antics of people like AOC, Booker, Harris, Warren, and those names are just the tip of the iceberg.

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Put the Dems Out to Pasture

Okay, so now we know with absolute certainty that the Democratic Party is now the Socialst party and the Democratic Socialist Party is the Party of Fools. The Green New Deal is laughable, but what isn't funny is the fact that Congress is going to vote on this joke. How dare Congress waste precious time and money on this nonsense. We have very pressing problems in our nation which need to be addressed. Sadly, we don't have enough serious minded people in Washington to tackle the problems. The Dems have a long history of caring about big government control. Now all they do is obstruct, delay, lie, distort and infuriate sane Americans who are sick of their antics. We can laugh all we want at the "bartender" but somehow she made it into Congress, and that is very painful news. She just got there, and most people are already sick of her.

I do have a suggestion to the radical left, namely the Dems. Put in an offer to buy Venezuela and create your Socialist utopia over there. The Poppers will help you pack.

Manny's Song

The Moment I wake up

Before I stretch my wings

I say a little prayer for America

Let freedom ring


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    • fpherj48 profile image

      Paula 

      3 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      You're welcome Lori. I ordered you a burger too. Hurry & get to the Inn before they get cold. I hear cold burgers cause gas....and well, you know!

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      Lori Colbo 

      3 months ago from Pacific Northwest

      Oh my goodness, Paula, on the floor. Thanks for the laugh.

    • fpherj48 profile image

      Paula 

      3 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      2 double bacon cheeseburgers on toasted kaiser rolls, with the works, for Patti & Paula DON'T burn 'em! dill pickles & chips on the side.

      ORDER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • breakfastpop profile imageAUTHOR

      breakfastpop 

      3 months ago

      Dear Paula,

      Oh how I needed that laugh! Bless you, you amazingly talented woman. I'll meet you at the Inn in an hour. If you get there first save me a seat. Oh, could you order me a burger? I want to pay homage to the cow!

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      Paula 

      3 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      pop & manny.....Good to see you today! All this talk of the lunacy and insanity of AOC, her "new" ideas & other liberal CRAZY thought. It's enough to make me feel I'm back at work with seriously delusional patients, rather than happily retired. Thankfully, I step-in now and then to pick up the slack at one of our local clinics, so I'm actually never far from "humans with issues." Yes, sir-ee.....a great way to stay in focus with how the mentally ill are coming along. Of course, none of our patients are members of Congress.....(although they certainly qualify!) Being as exasperated, frustrated and disgusted with the vast majority of our politics/politicians, as of late, I have less and less to say. Instead, my fellow-writers, allow me to bring you the gift of a little laughter. It's damned necessary, don't you think?

      Mr. Goodson found himself in the unfortunate situation of having to place his 92 yr. old father in a nursing home. Once there, a patient Aide would take the old man for a walk in his wheelchair. As the aide pushed him around, the old man would appear to be falling to the left, his body leaning down, down, and the aide would quickly move to straighten the old man back up straight into his wheel chair. Then, this same thing would happen as the old man began leaning down, down to the right! Again the aide would immediately assist the old man in returning to a sit-up-straight position! This continued to occur until the aide finally took the old man back to his room & helped him into bed. That evening, The old man's son went to visit his Dad. "So, Dad, do you like it here?" The father replied, "NO! I don't!" The son asked, "Oh? what's the problem, Dad?" The old man shouted, "You gotta get me outta this damned place! They won't let me fart!!!!!"

      Please Alexandria....let our cows fart.

    • breakfastpop profile imageAUTHOR

      breakfastpop 

      3 months ago

      Good Morning Pamela,

      Dems have embraced the idea that nothing has to make sense. They believe the public will throw their support around any hair brained scheme. Their contempt for Americans is appalling. See you at the Inn. No Dems allowed, and yes that is discrimination.

    • breakfastpop profile imageAUTHOR

      breakfastpop 

      3 months ago

      Good Morning Lori,

      The Green Deal is no deal at all. It is an insane wish list for uninformed lunatics who eschew facts and embrace fiction and feelings. See you at the Inn. I may move in.

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      Lori Colbo 

      3 months ago from Pacific Northwest

      Unlike our beloved billybuc, I am not looking forward to the next election. Seems like we barely catch our breath and another one comes along and the toxicity exceeds beyond human endurance. Or close.

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      3 months ago from Sunny Florida

      Hi Pop, I am late today so I will head to the inn. I am unhappy by the green deal. It is a little craxy or stupid to think this would work. They want to pay people who chose not to work???? That and other parts of the del don't make sense to me. LOL

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      Lori Colbo 

      3 months ago from Pacific Northwest

      I remember watching the 700 club years ago and Pat Robertson was reading a list of reckless spending programs by the US government. One of them was a multi-million dollar study on the flatulence of cows. The only way to eliminate cow flatulence is to slaughter them out of existence and then the animal activists will have a conniption which I would agree with in that case. The green new deal is so grandiose it is literally impossible to do even a fraction of what it proposes. It will fail miserably and our taxes will go sky high. You make a valid point that Cortez flies the blue skies in airplanes. What will politicians do when they must appear somewhere in another state? What happens to the presidents need to go to foreign lands? The deal will never fly even if they vote it in.

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      Yves 

      3 months ago

      Great assessment, Maven. Thank you for that!

    • breakfastpop profile imageAUTHOR

      breakfastpop 

      3 months ago

      Dear maven,

      Fairy tales can come true, it could happen to you if you're crazy enough! The temperature of the earth would hardly change if the left managed to stop cows from farting and people from doing the same. I am tired of the AOC's and the Beto's They are wasting our time and making it hard to breathe. I'll meet you at the Inn and treat you to a hamburger, fries and your choice of drink.

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      maven101 

      3 months ago from Northern Arizona

      As the Data for Progress explains, the New Green Deal will “transform the economy and the environment in ways that achieve sustainability, equity, justice, freedom, and happiness.”

      The goal is to transform the entire US economy to electricity by 2050, totally eliminating fossil fuels in their entirety...They, the progressive/Marxist party, doesn't have a clue about power usage and its effects within the US economic structures that create, distribute, and use that power..And the long-term impact that will destroy the middle class in this nation...

      And "happiness"..? Happiness is short-term, shouldn't we be aiming for meaningfulness..? Not pie-in-the-sky crapola...Entire states, like Montana and Wyoming, would have to be covered entirely with solar panels and wind turbines to generate enough energy to convert the entire US economy to electricity, including requiring every home in the US with a rooftop be equipped with solar panels, and the construction of thousands of high-voltage power grids and transmission lines to distribute that electricity...Unicorn ribs for all to munch...

      Traveling through West Texas last year I was stunned by the never-ending landscape of wind turbines crowding the horizon as far as the eye could see...rather than the bucolic scenes of yesteryear, I was treated to an ugly technological panorama of endless steel structures giving the finger to nature...

      See you at the Inn, Pop...I'll be dining on unicorn quiche washed down with rainbow juice...

    • breakfastpop profile imageAUTHOR

      breakfastpop 

      3 months ago

      Dear Yves,

      You're right when Pelosi starts to look reasonable, we ought to head for the hills. Frankly, I am amazed at just how far the left has gone. They have become what they deserve to be, laughing stocks. AOC says that the heart of the Green Deal is social justice. If social justice were to be served she would have her tush removed from Congress. On her way out she can take every single 2020 Dem hopeful with her, along with Pelosi, Schumer and the rest of the Dem See you at the Inn.

    • breakfastpop profile imageAUTHOR

      breakfastpop 

      3 months ago

      Dear billy,

      Yes, I think it's cool to be an American. Joe Biden, on the other hand, is ashamed of our nation. Here we go again. This Green thing is lunacy, complete lunacy, and if every single idiotic thing called for were somehow accomplished, the earth's temperature would barely change. Oh well, why confuse the Greenies with the facts. Enjoy the day. I hope your chickens are warming up.

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      Yves 

      3 months ago

      Hi Pop & Manny. Looking forward to a latte.... So my understanding is that Mitch McConnell wants Democrats to go on record for having voted for the ridiculous New Green Deal. He wants the record, not the Bill.

      The New Deal would cost 13 Trillion dollars. And that is supposed to secure our economic future? You're right, the far Left has lost their "collective" minds. Although I shouldn't be, I am still amazed at the nonsense they come up with. I thank God for Trump who is fighting hard for the American people, and who can see through all of this idiocy. But once we get a liberal in the white house, God help us all.

      The Dems have gone stark raving mad. History has proven, over and over again, that socialism destroys. How can they ignore that in all good conscience? Maybe it's because they know that those at the top get to keep it all. They'll have their beef and their private planes, while the rest of us starve. As far as I am concerned, these new Socialists in Congress are as corrupt as they come. They're even starting to make Nancy Pelosi seem like a reasonable person. That's scary!

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      Bill Holland 

      3 months ago from Olympia, WA

      And the beat goes on! I actually find the political area fascinating these days. I love grassroot movements. It's the Constitution at work. And I love the fact that if you are passionate against one of those movements you can speak out against it or organize a movement against it. I agree, elections have consequence. They did in 2016 and they do today....and I can hardly wait to see what will happen in 2020. Ain't it cool being an American?

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