Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing
and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get
to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the
water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '
Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my
special Senator's airplane.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan 's shoes.'
Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even
have Michael Jordan sign them!'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with
a built in TV and stereo headset!'
Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you
don't look like you're handicapped.'
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved
you from drowning!'
SirDent: I received this in an email and thought it to be very funny.
My boys thought it was funny! My wife even laughed! That's an accomplishment........she's a Yankee!
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