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Angry Break-ups and Some Humor

Updated on July 7, 2020
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Kenneth Avery is a Southern humorist with well over a thousand fans. The charm and wit in his writing span a nearly a decade.

Break-uups can happen inside, outside, good and shaky landscape.
Break-uups can happen inside, outside, good and shaky landscape. | Source

To Know The Truth About

every living thing that has breath knows what love contains, where it is located and how it operates and pretty much why. No thinking human being can never harness, much less, explain the different avenues and ways that go with this very powerful emotion: love.

As human beings we are all wired with various emotions: hate, like, jealousy, and love, the major emotional fields. But love has a sweet side and an ugly side. If you have lived past the age of 12, then you are experienced about both. And we can all agree that the ugly side of love and break-ups can give us a nauseated stomach, bad nerves, and not wanting to get out of bed for at least two months.

So . . .when we very intelligent beings are the victims of ugly break-ups, our wisdom kicks-in and we somehow (and with work) can make sense out of the most-grusome, bloody and devastating break-up that we once thought was going to take us down for the count.

Now before wasting more of your time, I am going to present a hub that is not just truthful, but is a bit humorous to help us live with and through those surprise break-ups.

Girl to Boy Break-Ups

To Know The Truth About

every living thing that has breath knows what love contains, where it is located and how it operates and pretty much why. No thinking human being can never harness, much less, explain the different avenues and ways that go with this very powerful emotion: love.

As human beings we are all wired with various emotions: hate, like, jealousy, and love, the major emotional fields. But love has a sweet side and an ugly side. If you have lived past the age of 12, then you are experienced about both. And we can all agree that the ugly side of love and break-ups can give us a nauseated stomach, bad nerves, and not wanting to get out of bed for at least two months.

So . . .when we very intelligent beings are the victims of ugly break-ups, our wisdom kicks-in and we somehow (and with work) can make sense out of the most-grusome, bloody and devastating break-up that we once thought was going to take us down for the count.

Now before wasting more of your time, I am going to present a hub that is not just truthful, but is a bit humorous to help us live with and through those surprise break-ups.

Break-ups are no respecter of couples.
Break-ups are no respecter of couples. | Source

Girl to Boy Break-Ups

„The reason that our two-year relationship no longer works for me is that I am so tired of picking me up after you picking-up your ex-girlfriend every Saturday night. I would not be so upset if you had a handsome older brother.”

„I loved dating you . ..twice. You came on time both times and I should have told you much I despise people with too much punctuality.”

„Hal, we were eating at my favorite restaurant and this couple at a nearby table had the cutest poodle, so the next thing I knew . . .there you were in the floor acting like the poodle who was barking and laughing at you.”

„Jebb, I have had a good time dating you, but in the last few weeks, I have to say that in ignorance, you take the cake. For instance, when we met my parents and I told you that their name was Mr. And Mrs. Jim Airheart, you laughed, shook my dad”s hand and said, „nice to meet you, Mr. And Mrs. Blowhard!”

„John, my dear, I did not mind you stealing cash from my purse, but for you think that I would not miss the $5,000-dollars bills that you ran-up on my credit cards!”

Girls and Boys on Camping Outings

„Jon, it is plain to see. You are not cut-out for the rock climbing adventure like me. You call out some schrieking, fear-filled scream to get my attention when I am almost 300 feet above you . . .and if you were to fall, you would just hit the ground and get a small scrape. Wimp!”

„Alice, I«m breaking-up right now because of last night, you crawled into our tent to get to sleep and I walked around to collect firewood for in the morning and you thought that the noise that I made was Bigfoot and you ran through the woods and the Forestry Rangers had to capture you and bring you back.”

„Tom, how chldish do you have to be? Last week you slapped my cat, „Celious,” when she just slapped at you because she was playing with you. And you knocked her out C–O–L--D!”

„Rick? Are you nuts? Tellng me that you love baseball and convince me to play the catcher position and you the pitcher, but you started throwing rocks, hard rocks, instead of a baseball. You better bet that we are over.”

„Dale, we are finished because you turned a loving game ot touchy feely and laughimg, to actually hitting me as hard as the once powerful Mike Tyson! And too, you have knocked me down at least eight times. Fool!”


Time For a Break-Up Question:

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This couple may look in-love, but they are going to break-up in days.
This couple may look in-love, but they are going to break-up in days. | Source

Boy to Girls Break-Ups

„Did you have to tell my parents that the police stopped us last night and took a breath test? Of course I knew that you do not drink, but what the police were looking for was to see if you had a heart or not!”

„The main reason that I am leaving you is because you told me for three weekends straight that „I” was Jimbo Steel, not my real name. Jimbo is my second cousin. I do not mind being the butt of a funny joke, but for people like you who just keep on and on.”

„Wilma, why did you try and injure me by putting motor oil into my mashed potates?”

„Ginny, tossing your angry Chihuahua onto my lap for six weekends just got to be too much and I could not afford new pants each Monday.”

„It«s you, not me!”

Be sure to catch my next hub ame away a more-sensitive person.

July 5, 2020____________________________________________________

Talking About Break-Ups . . .

Do Guys or Girls Get Hurt in Most Break-Ups?

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© 2020 Kenneth Avery

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