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Big Boys Toys | A Valentines Day Guide for Gals

Updated on March 13, 2011

Gals, are you wondering what that big handsome hunk o Love really wants for Valentines Day?  What is it that will really stir the little cockles of his big warm heart? Well look no further! Here are some grand ideas that will really tell that big cuddly ol teddy bear that you love him so.

First though let me explain a bit. All of us Big Boys know that sometimes our toys seem more important to us than the many other blessings in our lives (like you and the kids). While we may be at times a bit thick, we are not totally clueless when you won’t talk to us after we spent our anniversary on the golf course (don’t marry a golfer  in June), or in a deer stand in the woods (don’t marry him in November); and for gosh sakes don’t get married on Valentines Day (that means we have to remember two things at once – a recipe for disaster!)!

The surest way to his heart is to give him the best pressie wrapped in the other thing he loves. Whaaat? You say? Look the simple facts are the skull of mush before you has given himself to you. Give your self to him, (after all nookie is still what we think most about) but (here’s the fun) wrap the ‘package’ in something he’ll fondly remember each and every time he wears it. So no matter if he gives you matching hot red camisole and panties; (wear them too) after all unwrapping the gift is at least half the fun! 

The time of the day for delivery is immaterial to us, (think breakfast surprise, or a ‘popping in at lunch’ scenario) an unusual place can enhance the fun, especially if it is the place our hobbies take place. We all dream of making passionate love to you amongst the toys, no matter where it be. Here are some things you can ‘wear’ to keep your lover happy in the year and generate a smiling, warm, sweet memory of you.

Here Are Just a Few of The Many Many Choices!!!

Sports Fan – Give him that jersey of his favorite team, greet him at the Bedroom door with a catchy little phrase like “Wanna play?”

Golfer – The choices are many but that Greg Norman moisture wicking shirt in red would be a wonderful choice, “Should we play nine or eighteen dear?” (Yes dear live in hope).

Hunter – That cammo thinsulated vest with the newest pattern, “You gonna stand there big boy or are ya gonna scope me out?”

Shade Tree Mechanic – Coveralls unzipped to the waist, add a little “Bob” name tag with an embroidered red heart. “Want to turn some wrenches big boy?” or “Is that a spanner in your pocket or are ya happy to see me?”

Workaholic – While this might seem to create the most challenges, the solutions are surprisingly easy, of course there is always a button down oxford shirt and tie combo (two buttons buttoned) but if you really want to impress simplest is best – Just use 3 Post It notes!! – “Wanna explore a tax deduction?”

The list could go on and on but you get the idea dear. Just remember, it’s better to give than to receive, and unwrapping the package can be half the fun!

Some More Ideas

Here are some more things you could add to the mix. Remember, Nookie responsibly, never never nookie while driving, but the 'Park and Share The Ride' lots have huge potential.....


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    • Hmrjmr1 profile image

      Hmrjmr1 7 years ago from Georgia, USA

      Sher - Marriage may be hard work but no reason it can't be fun too! Thanks for your comment and for stopping by.

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      Sher Lessons 7 years ago

      Love your hub and it is so true in a comedic way to lighten things up. Mine is a sports nut and a hunter. Hunting season comes and the sign is hung "Due to hunting season this marriage is put on hold". Great ideas from a man's perspective.

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      Hmrjmr1 8 years ago from Georgia, USA

      Habee - Well I hope he gives you lots o love all the year long then. Thanks for stopping By!

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      Holle Abee 8 years ago from Georgia

      Thanks for the good wishes, but hubby doesn't usually remember Valentine's Day. He thinks it's kinda silly!

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      Hmrjmr1 8 years ago from Georgia, USA

      50 Cal - Yeah but what a way to GO!!lol

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      50 Caliber 8 years ago from Arizona

      Don't know what happened, I had to learn system restore, yesterday when I was here I caught a trojan as I hit the comment button and was half scared to come back, but I admit that I read and miss the pictures on most hubs. Now that you mention it...... Aye! that would kill me!

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      Hmrjmr1 8 years ago from Georgia, USA

      50 cal - It's a gender obligation to save some of my skull full of mush brethren. And did you notice the gal at the top is wearing AMMO? Thought you'd have picked up on that! Hooah!!!

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      50 Caliber 8 years ago from Arizona

      What no toys for the boys that like things that go BOOM ? lol

      I'm glad I no longer have to remember these things or face the penalty of "the look" or locked ankles for a month lol.

      Good job on trying to save some from the forgetful syndrome

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      Hmrjmr1 8 years ago from Georgia, USA

      AIM - Always Glad to help. you and you Huny have a Happy Valentines Day! Hooah!

      Candie V - It is bad form to have your Huny's birthday diluted with another, unless you could combine say your marriage anniversary on the same day too. Though I don't think your blushing bride will allow that. No best to set the calender reminders on google and leave the days sacred and separate. Hope that helps Candie! Have a Happy Valentines Day!

      Habee Yes Naughty but in a Nice kinda way!! Have a Happy Valentines Day!!

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      Holle Abee 8 years ago from Georgia

      Hahahaha!! LOVE your ideas, you naughty boy!

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      Candie V 8 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      Hahahaha!! Now.. do/don't marry a girl with a birthday the same as your mom's??

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      Army Infantry Mom 8 years ago

      Gosh i so love your sence of humor,.. Got a few gift ideas for the hubby too,..LOL. A win win situation here !!!

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      Hmrjmr1 8 years ago from Georgia, USA

      BPOP, & Pam - I was trained by a master, so much so that during Valentines Day 1991 I drove through two SCUD attacks to the AT&T Tent in the Deserts of Saudi so I could read my Zena her Valentine Poem. Why you ask would a sane rational crusty old First Sergeant do that? You have just read the answer to that question; Happy Valentines Day to you both and yur hunys!

      Ralwus, Do your duty man! For now having read this, if you don't Zena's Ghost will haunt you the rest of your days! I wish that on no man living or dead! Draw your trusty Pork Sword, and once more in to the breach!! :D :D :D

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      Pamela Oglesby 8 years ago from United States

      hmrjmr, Great hub. You have really thought this through. I think you may be responsible for many happy men on Valentines day this year!

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      breakfastpop 8 years ago

      Great hub, Hmr . I consider it a public service!

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      ralwus 8 years ago

      I was hoping no men would do Valentines hubs. You have broken my heart, big boy. Why? Why? Now I am reminded of it and shall have to remember my wife on that day. Gee thanks. LOL


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