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Big Boys Toys | A Valentines Day Guide for Gals

Updated on March 13, 2011

Gals, are you wondering what that big handsome hunk o Love really wants for Valentines Day?  What is it that will really stir the little cockles of his big warm heart? Well look no further! Here are some grand ideas that will really tell that big cuddly ol teddy bear that you love him so.

First though let me explain a bit. All of us Big Boys know that sometimes our toys seem more important to us than the many other blessings in our lives (like you and the kids). While we may be at times a bit thick, we are not totally clueless when you won’t talk to us after we spent our anniversary on the golf course (don’t marry a golfer  in June), or in a deer stand in the woods (don’t marry him in November); and for gosh sakes don’t get married on Valentines Day (that means we have to remember two things at once – a recipe for disaster!)!

The surest way to his heart is to give him the best pressie wrapped in the other thing he loves. Whaaat? You say? Look the simple facts are the skull of mush before you has given himself to you. Give your self to him, (after all nookie is still what we think most about) but (here’s the fun) wrap the ‘package’ in something he’ll fondly remember each and every time he wears it. So no matter if he gives you matching hot red camisole and panties; (wear them too) after all unwrapping the gift is at least half the fun! 

The time of the day for delivery is immaterial to us, (think breakfast surprise, or a ‘popping in at lunch’ scenario) an unusual place can enhance the fun, especially if it is the place our hobbies take place. We all dream of making passionate love to you amongst the toys, no matter where it be. Here are some things you can ‘wear’ to keep your lover happy in the year and generate a smiling, warm, sweet memory of you.

Here Are Just a Few of The Many Many Choices!!!

Sports Fan – Give him that jersey of his favorite team, greet him at the Bedroom door with a catchy little phrase like “Wanna play?”

Golfer – The choices are many but that Greg Norman moisture wicking shirt in red would be a wonderful choice, “Should we play nine or eighteen dear?” (Yes dear live in hope).

Hunter – That cammo thinsulated vest with the newest pattern, “You gonna stand there big boy or are ya gonna scope me out?”

Shade Tree Mechanic – Coveralls unzipped to the waist, add a little “Bob” name tag with an embroidered red heart. “Want to turn some wrenches big boy?” or “Is that a spanner in your pocket or are ya happy to see me?”

Workaholic – While this might seem to create the most challenges, the solutions are surprisingly easy, of course there is always a button down oxford shirt and tie combo (two buttons buttoned) but if you really want to impress simplest is best – Just use 3 Post It notes!! – “Wanna explore a tax deduction?”

The list could go on and on but you get the idea dear. Just remember, it’s better to give than to receive, and unwrapping the package can be half the fun!

Some More Ideas

Here are some more things you could add to the mix. Remember, Nookie responsibly, never never nookie while driving, but the 'Park and Share The Ride' lots have huge potential.....

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