How To Recover From a Break-Up and Feel Good about Yourself
It doesn’t matter how you broke up with your boyfriend -- you
dumped him or vice versa. The most important thing is that we are totally and
completely heartbroken and absolutely clueless on what to do next.
Well worry no more because this breakup survival guide provides you with tips and advice on how to how to feel good about yourself after a breakup and things to do that will make your ex jealous so you get your vengeance on your ex but in a positive way.
Feel Good Step 1
Hey Girl, go shopping! Buy a few new pieces of clothing for yourself.
Feel Good Step 2
Get high heeled sandals the ones that are smoking; hot-and-eye-catching (at least 3 inches high)
Feel Good Step 3
Get a new haircut. Find an extremely outrageous beauty parlor or hair-salon, have some highlights..
Get a makeover.. Look like the
most sexiest of yourself you have ever seen.(Girl you’ve already started to
feel better) so that the next time when your ex see’s you ,he is going to see,
an extremely NEW YOU, that he can know that he is an ahole, and you are so so
beautiful and he lost you now, that you were his someday and he did not know your
worth and now he should be regretful.. Indeed! This would be some sort of payback.
Feel Good Step 4
Call a female friend so that you can talk about how much you miss your ex, and this friend can remind you of all the times he pissed you off, admitting that she never thought that he was nice or attractive, that you could do so much better, that he was cheap, that he had a strange smell, et cetera. This step is best accomplished with a mediocre friend as opposed to a best friend, in case ..............boyfriend reconciliation.
Feel Good Step 5
Call male friends so that you can be reminded of how desirable you are. Do not actually fool around with these friends. You’ll need them around for several months following your breakup.
Feel Good Step 6
Go out with your female friends for a movie/pizza/coffee or any other happening place in the city, that you can again feel the world full of tarts, that you can feel beautiful and desirable. Obviously after a makeover you are looking like a doll.
Feel Good Step 7
Buy a box of tremendously expensive chocolates filed with different types of dry-fruits, nuts and eat the entire box.
