How to Get your Wife to Hate You

1. Never ask her what she would like to do on the weekend. Just continue playing video games, guitar and smoking pot.

2. Ignore her and when she complains about the way things are, instead call her a bitch and all sorts of names.

3. Occasionally hit her or throw random objects at her.

4. Never buy her anything but spend any extra money on guitar equipment, video games and weed.

5. Take a week off from work and don't tell her so that you can't plan your holidays together.

6. When she wants to go fishing with you tell her to go by herself or find someone else to go with.

7. Even though you don't have your driver's licence criticize her driving continually as she drives you to work or to anywhere else you need to go.

8. When she tells you off and decides she should look for her own place just continue killing people on Call of Duty and hope for the best you loser!