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How to Talk Like The Sexiest Man (or Woman) on Earth

Updated on March 10, 2009

Paul Newman (photo by Mikki Ansin)

“I love it when we are all by ourselves at home.”


I am a great lover of sexy verbal hints (I just wonder whether I can call it "alternative oral sex", which will sell like the hottest bargains to search engines). I like giving them and receiving them. I give them all the time:

“Honey, your new pair of jeans really makes your legs look long and slender.”

“Darling, your new hand-bag is simply elegant, worth every cent they asked for.”

“I love it when we are all by ourselves at home.”

“In this outfit, no one would have guessed that you are a mother to these three teenage giants.”

“WOW, you still managed to get into this dress after all these years. How do you do it?”

“I like your new perfume. You haven’t put any on? Ah, I guess that’s why I like it even more.”




You might say that’s just sweet-mouthing and flattery. No. Sweet-mouthing and flattery won’t get you anywhere, definitely not into a romantic night with your beloved. Here are the three biggest secrets:

1. You need to say things that you mean. After all these years, your partner will surely know what turns you on. If you hate Dior and yet compliment her new Dior purchase, she’ll just give you a dirty look and cast her eyes back on the Cosmopolitan magazine within 2 seconds.

2. Next, you need to say it like Paul Newman. I don’t mean the way he said it, not the words he used, either, nor the look in his eyes. I mean you need to feel that you are the sexiest and most confident man, dead or alive. (My apologies, Newman fans, you know I’m one myself if you have read my hub on Newman.) You are the world’s most authoritative gemologist commenting on the absolute clarity of this rare diamond. There’s no ifs, buts or perhaps. You simply know what you are admiring at this moment is wonderful and marvelous. You don’t even bother with whether saying these words will make your partner happy, or upset, or will get you the sex you want tonight or not. You just have to spill your guts and say them.

3. Finally, don’t smile, not even in admiration. People held in awe don’t tend to show much facial expression, but awe.


You might say, “this is all fine, but when will you start talking about how to build on this initial success for a great night of intimacy?” My response is: I write by my real name, responsibly for a mature readership, including my friends, patients and occasionally my wife. How much physical and intimate description do you expect?


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    • Benson Yeung profile image
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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi guys. If you have read my hub " How to give great oral sex - the three biggest secrets", please accept my apology for conning you to come here again for an almost identical hub. What happened was that my hub was flagged for being deceptively titled or tagged and I had to edit it. After editing it, it was still flagged, as the problem was with the title. Hence, I have rewritten the first line, given it a new name and posted it again. Please don't spit at your LCD monitor, it's nobody's fault. OK?

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      Pam Roberson 8 years ago from Virginia

      What a shame that you had to edit even one line and change the title. :(

      You look absolutely gorgeous as usual and reading your charming hub for the second time around was a pleasure. :)

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      It happens my friend, sorry it happened to you

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      gwendymom 8 years ago from Oklahoma

      i think tjis is a great hub and should never have been flagged. I don't know who is going around flagging all of these but it is ridiculous!

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      quicksand 8 years ago

      Hi Benson, I was walking past your hub, so I just dropped in. Are you all right?

      :)

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      Benson, of course you tricked me with your original hub title and I hate to see the hub nazi's going after such a good humoured guy.

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi Pam Roberson,

      good to see you again. Have you mistaken Paul Newman's photo as mine? Still, your comment brought a big grin on my face. thanks.

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi CC Riter,

      Good to see you. I think I earned it by going around flagging excessively prolific hubbers myself. cheers.

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi gwendymom,

      Good to see you. I think I'm guilty as hell myself flagging excessively prolific hubbers. Don't pity me, I deserve that.

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi quicksand,

      good to see you. I'm all right except for my usual lack of time to write, sleep and have real sex, rather than verbal sex.

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi goldentoad,

      thanks for commenting. Make sure you wear more on your avatar. You will be flagged soon showing those provocative biceps.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hi Benson so that is how you make me swoon.OOOooooooooooo.See there I go again.(someone catch me I am going to faint again.) This always happens when Benson talks to me......by the way men you can learn a lot from Benson's charm, take note of his tips here.

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      Beson has his charm and I got bees knees, haha go figure

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      Amy G 8 years ago

      You're so right. Somebody go tell my other half, he only half listens to me!

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi blondepoet,

      thanks for your very kind comment. You've made me wordless....

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      Benson, you spoke 12 words, is that wordless? LOL

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi CC,

      good to see you. CC's bees knees are great rhymes, aren't they?

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      Yes they are, and we all love you my friend. keep up the great work

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi Amy,

      thanks for dropping by. Tell your other half he's out-performed 90% of men if he really half listens. LOL.

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      I will. LOL

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      Constant Walker 8 years ago from Springfield, Oregon

      The coolest thing I ever said to an ex is "I can't imagine being any place else but right here." (I didn't plan it out ahead of time - I really felt that way!)

      PS: I got permission to re-post the images, and guess who's first!: http://hubpages.com/hub/Naked-Hubbers-The-Bare-Fac...

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Benson it is so nice to see you back in CW's nudist camp again. As we say in French you are simply 'si élégant et sexy' I like the little dimple on your cheek as well.It smiles at me everytime I go past LMAO. HAve a great day !!!!

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi BP,

      let me say this again. Those gorgeous naked buttocks are not mine. Mine are tattooed, can't you remember?

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi CW,

      OK. You can say those nice buttocks belong to me. Hope the real owner doesn't hold you responsible. Good to see your butt hub back online, let's drink bottoms up to it.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Forgive me Benson yes I remember those tattoos now. It is all coming back to me. Well I will just think of you as the charming surgeon with two asses.

      You know like that movie "The man without two brains.It is good to have a backup pair anyone, it allows you to be adaptable.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Sorry Benson I meant 'The Man With Two Brains" haha.You make me nervous with your Paul Newman lines.Get a grip Blondy LMAO aghhh

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi BP,

      thanks for returning.

      cheers.

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      ajcor 8 years ago from NSW. Australia

      Benson sorry you had to the great rewrite - I was indeed most admiring of the way you could come up with such original titles that just made me want to click and read - I guess not all people feel the same which is a shame!...good advice btw - enjoyed reading it and I have to say that I think my other half would get good marks if there was an exam to follow!...cheers

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi ajcor,

      good to see you. Thanks for commenting. I'm sure your other half is doing great.

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      yxhuang 8 years ago from California

      OK. I don't mind come here again. At least if I find my husband talked like Paul Newman then I won't call him crazy or accuse him of Menopause. Thanks again Dr. Yeung.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Dear Benson your fame is forever ongoing. Check it out http://hubpages.com/hub/AEvans-And-Blondepoets-Wor... Love Blondepoet

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi yxhuang,

      thanks for returning. Sorry that I tricked you with the new title.

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi blondepoet,

      thanks for the mention in your hub. Glad that you girls had fun. Unfortunately the link is broken. I'll see whether I can fix it. If not, may be you'd like to post it again.

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      Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Well, that explains it!  As soon as I saw the title in the hubtivity, I just knew it had to be one of Benson's but when I came here, I thought that I had already read and commented.

      Bad boy, getting your hub flagged. :) I like it when you're naughty, Benson. 

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      Constant Walker 8 years ago from Springfield, Oregon

      "Oh my dah-ling ... do not come with me to thee Cas-bah ... for we shall be-autiful music together ... RIGHT ... HERE!" --Pepe LePew

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi Shirley,

      thanks for commenting. However, I don't quite understand your comment as I'm never naughty, at least not deliberately.

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi CW,

      I love it when you write. I stand in ovation when you sing.

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      Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Umm, uh-huh. I'll believe you, Benson, though thousands wouldn't. :)

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      Yeah I can do all that! Good thing #2 does not require blue eyes! Thanks for sharing :D

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      Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi Cris,

      thanks for dropping by.

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      newsworthy 7 years ago

      To Hubpages Medical Clinic - Attention Dr Benson Yeung

      Dear Dr Benson,

      With all due respect to this highly therapeutic hubpage and important lesson How to Talk Like The Sexiest Man (or Woman) on Earth,  I'm writing today to ask if you can elaborate more on how to deepen my voice like Paul Newman.

      As I anticipate more practice with your timely lessons on speaking pleasure, I could also use more help with it.  For the life of me, and with each careful step that you've presented, I just cant seem to be able to tackle number 2 with speaking like Mr Paul Newman.

      If at this time, you possibly have other substitutes for this star, maybe with a higher pitched voice, I would appreciate learning their name and techniques.

      Knowing that it has taken quite an effort and a lot of time at this lesson How to Talk Like the Sexiest Man (or Woman), I,in my absolute earnest attempt at being the best at what I do, seek your highly regarded advice for this speaking ability.

      Thank you for the well kept secrets and smile.  Ill try and not hold it a while.

      Sincerely, newsworthy

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      Benson Yeung 7 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi newsworthy,

      it's been a while since I last saw those high heels of yours. Hope all's well. Thanks for commenting. I should have put a female counter-part for Paul Newman, but simply too worried that my better half will come inquiring "what about her?" You might have to work this one with some imagination.

      cheers.

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      Peter Pang 7 years ago

      This is an absolute crap, no offense. The materials are poor, the tone was weak and the theme is just over-used. Please visit my blog if you want something different, readers!

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      Benson Yeung 7 years ago from Hong Kong

      Hi Peter Pang,

      thanks for your comments. I look forward to having the opportunity to visit your visit when I can find the time.

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