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I need A Dream Operator.
I Need A Dream Operator
©-MFB IIIDisconnected from love any number of tries,
Long distance takes tolls when you're three quarters shy,
or you get busy signals from that one girl or guy,
and call waiting is just that, you wait and you sigh.
Phones ringing off walls, leave you wondering why,
Your in-box is blank space where no one replies.
Plus your caller I.D. is both blocked or ignored,
and your voice-box holds nothing but laryngitis stored.
When the last call you made, was a prayer to the Lord,
and the only sounds heard are what you pre-record.
When Verizon's horizon, is a desert abhorred,
don't go hanging yourself from a telephone cord.
Just dial "I- M- SO- L O N E L Y "
which in numbers will read,
467-656-plus four more yet keyed
then punch -6359 ... find just what you need.
A dream operator, who can help you succeed,
in finding the answers to what makes your soul bleed.
A bevy of beauties each stuck just like you,
in area codes far beyond all that's blue,
she'll direct you, connect you and then you will be,
no longer a roamer on A.T.+T.
you'll become a roam-mancer setting lonely hearts free.