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Infidelity II

Updated on March 15, 2011




Just another horny hubby,
sneaking home with a grin,
till the devils barbed tongue
convinced him of her sin.

The remains of his folly
when his wife slept around,
were in their bed, his own house
he had evidence found.

Skipped his lunch for a quickie,
but caught her talking away,
on what "he" likes to eat,
and how "he" loves to play,
how "he" gives her sweet kisses,
how they took a long walk,
what a cutie "he" is,
on and on went her talk.

He had parked on the street
and the door was unlocked,
so he listened to her,
till he went off half-cocked.

He went upstairs while she was
busy using the phone,
found their bed was all rumpled,
she had not been alone.

Long black hairs on his pillow
but his hair was light brown,
some strange stain on the bedspread
she was fooling around.

Saw strange calls on her cell phone
to a place called "Companions",
he'd dump his murder weapon
somewhere deep in the canyons.

So he loaded his pistol
took a pillow downstairs,
and when she was done talking
shot her dead, then and there.

On his way out the back door
Headed to the garage,
for a mop and some cleaner
truth hit like a barrage.

Nestled back in the corner
a cute puppy that slept
long black hair, and some dog toys
then the guilt through him crept.

Found a bill from Companions
for this puppy she'd bought,
Shit! today was his birthday
he became overwrought.

Found a leash and a card,
saying "Happy birthday
Hope you enjoy your puppy,
Love, in every way."

He went back to the kitchen
put the gun to his head,
that old devil succeeded
full of guilt he lay dead.

They found both of them prone
on the floor near the sink,
and the puppy was lying
in a bed full of stink.

Now the house is all closed
yellow tape marks the doors,
of one blameless, one guilty,
but both lost evermore.


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    • Kaie Arwen profile image

      Kaie Arwen 

      9 years ago

      Oh my........... sounds like my ex-husband! But I'm still here ;-) ! Difference- there are now three very large dogs in the house!

    • Randy Behavior profile image

      Randy Behavior 

      9 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Cute, in a really gross way.


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