Man Quotes About Marriage and His Wife
I know nothing about marriage life since I have no experience more than I got from others around me, but no matter how hard that is, I never thought it will create some creative quotes like what I will showing you below. Those should not be right at all, but I guess it is a reality that happened around the life of those who didn't know how to handle their own life. Well, I hope my beloved one will be better than these Men bellow, And I promise you, dear, I will try hard to not turn into a woman like their wife. ;p.
Anyway, Enjoy! ^_^
Anyway, Enjoy! ^_^
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
- Lee Majors -
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
- Al Gore -
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates -
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- Michael Jordan -
"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
- George Clooney -
Ah, ladies, who want to tell him?
"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
- Shaquille O'Neal -
Wise Man! Hahaha...
"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
- Mike Tyson -
"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
- Bill Clinton -
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- George W. Bush -
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Rudy Giuliani -
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
- Barack Obama -
"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
- Tommy Lee -
"First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!"
- Jay Leno -
Addition from my friend :
"Then Start to get bo....... ring. Yell at each other like in the boxing ring."
"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."
- Kobe Bryant -
Ah! I wonder how he able to achieve this wisdom? Hehehe...
"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." The third gave me more children!"
- Donald Trump -
"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
- Brad Pitt -
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
- Jimmy Kimmel -
My friend addition:
Second Guy's wife : "My husband will die soon!"
"Honey, what happened to 'ladies first'?" Husband replies, "That's the
reason why the world's a mess today, because a lady went first!"
- David Letterman -
Ah, even I laughed so much while reading this, still, it is not a good example of marriage life. Woman should understand to treat her husband in her best way.
Muslim Women had been taught that Husband is her way to Paradise. So if she really wants to have paradise in her life, she has to treat her Husband at her best, but of course in peaceful and full of love way. But it doesn't mean Husband can treat his wife bad, because it is his obligation to protect his wife from bad things that could happen to her, and mostly if these bad things come from himself. She has to put respect and devotion to her husband, but it also becomes her husband responsibility to taking care of his wife with full of love too. All come in vice versa!
Readers, I just displaying these quotes because it is funny, but I don't agree with many of it. So Man, there still many good ladies in this world, please don't lose hope. Ok! ^_^