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Man Quotes About Marriage and His Wife

Updated on September 27, 2017

Hello, Readers.


I know nothing about marriage life since I have no experience more than I got from others around me, but no matter how hard that is, I never thought it will create some creative quotes like what I will showing you below. Those should not be right at all, but I guess it is a reality that happened around the life of those who didn't know how to handle their own life. Well, I hope my beloved one will be better than these Men bellow, And I promise you, dear, I will try hard to not turn into a woman like their wife. ;p.


Anyway, Enjoy! ^_^



Anyway, Enjoy! ^_^

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

- Lee Majors -



"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."

- Al Gore -



"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

- Socrates -



"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

- Michael Jordan -


"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

- George Clooney -


Ah, ladies, who want to tell him?




"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up."

- Shaquille O'Neal -


Wise Man! Hahaha...




"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."

- Mike Tyson -




"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."

- Bill Clinton -


"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

- George W. Bush -


"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

- Rudy Giuliani -


"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

- Barack Obama -


"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."

- Tommy Lee -


"First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!"

- Jay Leno -


Addition from my friend :

"Then Start to get bo....... ring. Yell at each other like in the boxing ring."

Hahahaha....



"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."

- Kobe Bryant -


Ah! I wonder how he able to achieve this wisdom? Hehehe...




"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." The third gave me more children!"

- Donald Trump -


"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

- Brad Pitt -

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

- Jimmy Kimmel -


My friend addition:

Second Guy's wife : "My husband will die soon!"


"Honey, what happened to 'ladies first'?" Husband replies, "That's the

reason why the world's a mess today, because a lady went first!"

- David Letterman -

Ah, even I laughed so much while reading this, still, it is not a good example of marriage life. Woman should understand to treat her husband in her best way.

Muslim Women had been taught that Husband is her way to Paradise. So if she really wants to have paradise in her life, she has to treat her Husband at her best, but of course in peaceful and full of love way. But it doesn't mean Husband can treat his wife bad, because it is his obligation to protect his wife from bad things that could happen to her, and mostly if these bad things come from himself. She has to put respect and devotion to her husband, but it also becomes her husband responsibility to taking care of his wife with full of love too. All come in vice versa!

Readers, I just displaying these quotes because it is funny, but I don't agree with many of it. So Man, there still many good ladies in this world, please don't lose hope. Ok! ^_^

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  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    9 months ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Thank you. I would love to read it. ^^

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    Dora Weithers 

    6 years ago from The Caribbean

    Thanks for this very interesting hub with picture illustrations. Linking to my hub "Sexuality Quotations For Men From Men."

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    6 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Hi, Shirazi. I'm glad you found this funny. ^_^

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    Shirazi 

    6 years ago

    HaHaHaHa.......... Great It's GReat.You have the full marks

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    6 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Indeed. lol. thank you, Sis Rabia. ^^

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    Rabia Saif 

    6 years ago from Multan, Pakistan

    What a great commentary on married life Ferya. Hilarious laughs and laughs and smiles ? hah poor man creation :D

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Stars439: Thank you. I'm glad you like it. ^^

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    stars439 

    7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

    Very much fun to read. Really enjoyed your great hub. God Bless You.

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Knowledgeseeker79: Yes, it is. Thank you for your comment, Sis. ^^

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    KNOWLEDGESEEKER79 

    7 years ago from APPOMATTOX V.A.

    THes quotes are so funny...yet so sad at the same time.

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    Abdinasir Aden 

    7 years ago from Minneapolis, MN

    Let me restate again. If you are wrong, you are definitely wrong and if you are not wrong you just need to take a break. That is my correction for some of what I had already said. Thanks

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    Abdinasir Aden 

    7 years ago from Minneapolis, MN

    This is great hub, good job sis. I really like that wisdom from Shaquille O'Neal. I like to use that one because of you are wrong you are wrong and if you are just take a break. Thanks for sharing. Sis, I don't see these days, hope you are ok and everything find for you. See you sis. Abdi

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    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Da'wah with Intellect? Sound good to me. ^_^ Like it.

    I'm glad you like it. Thank you, Morson.

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Ah, laughing is all I want my readers to have when they visit this hub. I am glad I made it. Thank you, Carrie. I will visit you soon. :)

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    carrie450 

    7 years ago from Winnipeg, Canada

    It's nice to visit a hub and come away laughing for a change. I like those graphics you've chosen too.

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    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Hi, barefeet wizard, Sa'ge.:D I am glad you like it. I still have several like this in my hidden hubs but the hardest thing is to find the perfect pic to go with the quote. Hhhh... little troublesome, but when everyone like it, it is worth to create. :) Thank you, Sa'ge.

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    Sa`ge 

    7 years ago from Barefoot Island

    I loved these, especial the two side of the coin and the sleeping with the enemy on. you are such a dear to find all these. thank you for making me laugh today. :D :D :D

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Ah, but it is not me who's writing, dear :D. I just tried to have some fun with you all and I'm glad you like it. Thank you, Eiddwen.

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    Eiddwen 

    7 years ago from Wales

    I loved this hub , it has bought a big smile to my face this early in the morning. You really are a brilliant writer Freya, thank you so much for sharing. This is being bookmarked into my favourite hubs. Take care and God Bless Freya.

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Micky Dee, I am glad you visiting me again, Sir. Yes, these all shared by men and I am so glad I am not their wife. Must be hard to have these super creative person inside our house. :D

    Thank you, Micky. Insha Allah I will able to make my future husband happy. :)

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    Micky Dee 

    7 years ago

    This was very funny. I love quotes and these are probably shared by men only unless the wife has a great sense of humor. You are so charming and very moral. Most men would be very happy with you.

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    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Ameen. Thank you for the pray, dear. Insha Allah, Allah will give me the best man I shall love. :)

    Love and Blessing for you too, my dear sister.

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    NEHRA 

    7 years ago from MAURITUS

    this wil never happen in ur future marriage life, Inshah ALLAH..

    Ameen..

    Love & Blessings. :) tc

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Noorenaz dear, let's laugh together then. Ameen for you pray. :) I really hope it will never happen to my future marriage, insha Allah. ^_^

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    NEHRA 

    7 years ago from MAURITUS

    freya this is so true somehow, and i did laugh too..lol

    anywaz let hope for th best in th future & ALLAH bless the couples in trouble.. ameen..

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    8 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    To be honest dear, I really hope some of these quotes are not true. It sound hilarious but not really fun to experience. Giving marriage bad name :(. I appreciated the good laugh though! Thank you for reading this, Oliversmum.

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    oliversmum 

    8 years ago from australia

    Freya Cesare. Hi. What a wonderful hub, with some really great quotes, true and funny.

    I think Mike Tyson got his a little mixed up though.

    Thank you for sharing them with us. They were great. :) :)

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    8 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Indeed. It bring a flash of happiness to all who hear it.

    I'm so happy I can share my laugh to all, Trish. ^_^

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    trish1048 

    8 years ago

    Laughter is good for the soul, and, it is contagious :)

    I'm glad you put this hub out here.

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    8 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Hi Trish.

    I'm glad you like it. Yes, share it. Share the laugh in it and let's be happy together by laughing on these Men's thought. LOL

    Thank you for visiting me, Trish. ^_^

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    trish1048 

    8 years ago

    Hi Freya,

    I enjoyed these, especially Shaquille O'Neal's. I had never heard that before LOL. I'm going to share that one with some specially chosen friends :)

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    Freya Cesare 

    8 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Yes. It seem he have trouble in taking control over Lara Croft. hehehe

    Thanks Maita

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    prettydarkhorse 

    8 years ago from US

    hilarious hehe, Bradd Pitt, hehe, nice one, nice images as well, freya Maita

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    8 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Yes, they are really funny. At first I feel hesitated to publish them because even funny, it is really not good example of marriage. But Mr. Story Teller said I should publish it because it is a facts of life. I think he is right, so I decided to published it. Beside, good laugh always fun to share among friends, right? ^_^ Thanks, Dohn.

    PS : I even never know Mike Tyson have a brain!

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    dohn121 

    8 years ago from Hudson Valley, New York

    This was very funny, Freya. I had no idea Mike Tyson had any wisdom :D I enjoyed reading all of them and the pics were a perfect compliment to all of these quotes. Thanks again!

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    8 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Ah, thank you, the voice. ^_^

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    thevoice 

    8 years ago from carthage ill

    this is first rate terrific

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    Freya Cesare 

    8 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Really lucky one, indeed! Hahaha. Thank you, Artrush.

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    artrush73 

    8 years ago

    Very nice hub. In England the man had celebrated the divorce after all paperwork was finished. He had lost (his wife took) a lot of money. So the next day he went out and bought a lottery ticket. The man won 3 million franks :) How's that for divorce :)

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