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Phone-Sex Becoming a Career Choice for Girls

Updated on March 13, 2012

It must be well established if GB knew about it.

"My daughter is soooo popular" says proud mum

I was blown away watching a documentary on BBC a couple of days ago about the prevalence of phone-sex in the UK (And I’m sure, the USA).

That’s not where some horny guy or gal reaches orgasm by using their cell phone as a vibrator, but where women set up an internet site giving punters a number to call, whereupon they help them to get their rocks-off while held in thrall by their favorite fantasy.

What really astounded me is the matter of fact way in which these mainly young “businesswomen” (a few grannies as well) handle their gasping customers while going about their housework or even shopping in the supermarket - not to mention they were also performing in front of the BBC production team!

Most phone-ins seem to quickly reach orgasm and are bid “cheerio” with a kiss on the phone and an admonishment to “call back soon.”

It was unearthly (or earthy, actually) to watch a couple of the “performers” lie back on the sofa and fake their own orgasms!

I mean…where was my wives when this lot were obviously studying the Karma Sutra: the Mrs. Diogenes’ mostly used to feign headaches.

It wasn’t explained and I wasn’t quite sure how the “stimulators” (for want of a better title) obtained the quite large sums of money they made. I suppose they had so many calls, it was all by the overage paid to them by the cell-phone companies.

One “lady” employed about 10 other women in a sort of “boiler room” operation and, boy, wasn’t it illuminating to see the team all in action together! You wouldn’t get such a cacophony in an abattoir!

I was left with the thought that it’s easy for a woman to fake an orgasm. I mean prostitutes fool men that way all the time (not to mention a few million wives world-wide!). I can’t imagine doing that myself (as a man, I mean). Guttural grunts and a few belestial moans (and the occasional fart) probably wouldn’t work for females phoning in to a male operation.

A bloke needs to strip a-la-Full Monte, then women are usually more amused than turned on.

No, it’s a business for the ladies and there are thousands at it already!

I’m getting old, but I can’t see the point of calling some woman you’ll never see and who probably looks like Lucretia Borgia in real life, just to help you briefly join the stars.

When I was young, there was none of this phony nonsense: a whore was a whore and proud of it; in many parts of the world, it was a calling from early teens to the middle age. And whatever You or I, or the rest of society, thought about prostitution it was a fair transaction mainly and good value.

Then cocaine and crack got into the night clubs and bordellos and it all changed.

First there was lap-dancing, another phony transaction. Men partake of it because it is all there is, unless you wanted to part with a small fortune. A steamy hour with a women of the night in Tijuana could be had for about $20 in my squiring days (70‘s) ...now it costs $200 or more and you stand a good chance of being assaulted and robbed

Now we have the Internet, and sex for hire has moved a few more paces away from reality and an honest transaction between a man and a woman.

There can’t be much creative enthusiasm either by the men (or women) phoning in, they seem to last about one minute and also appeared grateful to hang-up.

Orgasms. Funny ain’t it? All this money and preoccupation with something that lasts about 3 seconds and leaves you with a mucky sock! Whatever can evolution have been thinking of?

Phone sex isn’t for me, a quiet wonk once a week at home does the trick and it’s free (except for the detergent to wash the favorite sock).

 


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      Kristina Pitts 2 years ago from Greenville, SC, USA

      I just wrote an article on how to make a living on niteflirt doing phone sex. I found your article by searching to see what else everyone has written.

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      diogenes 3 years ago from UK and Mexico

      Hi Misty: One of the advantages of aging is you forget what you said and even wrote yesterday! Then the articles are new again! Works for books, too.

      Do you do phone sex dear?

      Freezing here!

      xoox

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      C E Clark 3 years ago from North Texas

      Here you said you didn't know anything about 900 numbers and you've written a hub about it several months ago!

      Only 29 degrees F. here right now and dropping . . . hope you're in a warm place.

      Voted up and interesting, and sharing.

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      diogenes 5 years ago from UK and Mexico

      I can't help there, Eva. I found out this week positions are being offered at job centers in Britain!

      So it's respectable now.

      Bob

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      evajeffery 5 years ago

      I am so down for this topic. As a matter of f act, I would love to know how to get started in this industry if anyone wants to share. Extra money is always a good thing and I don't mind using the phone.:)

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      diogenes 5 years ago from UK and Mexico

      Cathylynne. I'm a feminist, I like to screw women?? is that what it means?

      Bob

      PS Is he well?

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      diogenes 5 years ago from UK and Mexico

      What's next, Will? maybe a holograph of these kids.

      They are obsessed with sex. I suppose we were, too, but in a different way, a bit more romantic perhaps.

      Bob

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      WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      You're way behind, Bob! Now we have 'sexting', where teenyboppers send naked pictures of each other.

      God help us!

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      cathylynn99 5 years ago from northeastern US

      where's my comment? no one knows what you're replying to. we can meet after my husband dies of natural causes and you become a feminist.

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      diogenes 5 years ago from UK and Mexico

      Shinkicker. We'd better get off the socks (in lieu of getting off in them!) as we're upsetting the ladies.

      Little Nell. I apologise for Shinkicker, I just don't know what we are going to do with him!

      Cathylynne

      When can we meet!?

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      Little Nell 5 years ago from Somerset, UK

      Hi shinkicker

      Gross

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      Shinkicker 5 years ago from Scotland

      Hi Bob

      You had to mention Lucretia Borgia didn't you?

      A 4-sock fantasy if ever there was one. LOL

      Problem with using socks is they chaff your feet the next day.

      Fun Hub , voted up

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      diogenes 5 years ago from UK and Mexico

      Evidently married men phone, too! Although i suppose loneliness must be a factor for some.

      How do you do it hip to hip? You must be remarkably well-endowed! (I guess you mean "hips to hips)

      Bob

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Too funny really. Why do it on the phone when hip to hip is the ticket. I reckon loneliness can be a terrible thing.

      TFP

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      diogenes 5 years ago from UK and Mexico

      Little Nell. Never give a sucker an even break! Hee hee.

      Angie: A rum lass, eh? I like those!

      Bob

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      Angie Jardine 5 years ago from Cornwall, land of the eternally youthful mind ...

      That is just appalling, Little Nell! As the saying goes 'I'm not a prude but ...' that is just soooo depressing. Please say it isn't true.

      I've been a bit of a 'rum lass' in my time but if I had to talk dirty to some heavy breather (other than my old man) for a living I would feel devalued and discriminated against. Surely it is sexism in some way?

      Wot fink, Bob?

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      Little Nell 5 years ago from Somerset, UK

      I noticed the other day that the local government (UK)JobCentre (for all you US posters this is where unemployed people go to sign on for benefit) was advertising for sex-workers to work on sex-lines. If you are on benefit the rules mean that you have to apply for any job advertised in the JobCentre for which you are qualified otherwise you lose benefit. In the UK this means that you are obliged to work in the sex industry if there are no other jobs available. I guess it is better than prostitution but what a sign of the times we live in!

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      diogenes 5 years ago from UK and Mexico

      hahahahah: Sunnie, you're a kick.

      (What's your sex number!!!)

      Bob

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      Sunnie Day 5 years ago

      OHHHHH I read the title wrong! I read..Phone Text! I thought to myself...I have been doing that for a few years now!..lol

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      diogenes 5 years ago from UK and Mexico

      Katrina: It's not too late!

      Thanks for visit and amusing comment

      Bob

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      KatrineDalMonte 5 years ago

      Well I suppose it's one of those 'jobs' anyone is already qualified to do. LOL, how come I never thought of it as a side income generator???

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      diogenes 5 years ago from UK and Mexico

      Did you mean techniqueological, Gerald?

      Bob

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      Geraldnduru 5 years ago from Kenya

      great hub.talk of technological advancement

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      diogenes 5 years ago from UK and Mexico

      You naughty girl!

      Tissues do not contain the issue of my exploding manhood!

      Bob

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      cathylynn99 5 years ago from northeastern US

      ever think about using a tissue or two, bob. i don't really know what's worse for the environment, the detergent in the water, or a few chopped trees for paper products, but seems to me a tissue would be easier.