Things that make you go hmmm in marriage
when two become one
1) This marriage thing has me baffled.........two become one huh? That really helps me little when I need a firm mattress and he needs a feather to sleep on. So there is the sleep number bed......but its so expensive.......we would have had a hard time putting rims on it.....thats atleast what we agreed on..............if it cost that much it better have great gas mileage.
2) My ex pays my rent.......he says he loves me but just can't live with me......hmmmmm.....so it's not cheaper to keep her huh?? However he comes by weekly for his visitation rights with our poodles........he says he misses them.......and they sure love their daddy too.
3) I have been married 3 times.........It use to be embarrassing.......I learned much from their mothers........if you tell the sons they are perfect.....they actually believe it ! I must have taught the men something.......one has stayed with the lady he was having an affair with( when with me) for over 20 years. the second never even dated seriously after me ( 14 years now) the last says his first wife and myself completely did him in and wants nothing to do with marriage now. Ok maybe not my finest moments but still is hilarious to me.
4) Now we are so happy in our quest for the perfect union...we must have children.....That was fun........loved every minute of being a mom....so much so I became a nanny for 10 years. I had 2 to 5 kids in bed with me , reading books, singing songs and absolutely intriqued by the honesty and raw emotions.......and we couldn't call it PMS either.
5) Now with #4 being read.............doesn't take a marriage therapist to say that maybe he felt left out......but I found the the conversation more intelligent and honest to boot.
6) To have pets for our children........hmm.....but ofcourse !! The kids are in school now and I need someone to read and sing too.......Then I want to breed my poodle to keep the bloodline going......while asking him to please to a snip- snip. That had to be a ball buster ha ha
7) Just now realizing I am bashing men....ooops ...let us be fair..... So do we really need to talk to our husband?? He hates it and gives us free reign to bash him further....yes throw out some tears....that makes sure he has no idea what we were saying....thus he is not mad and we had our say!! So fruitful would you not agree??
8)Sure we love the other half........we all just wish the other half would do their half......over the years I see now what that really means.........when we grow old and can no longer do for ourselves........they are still there.......doing what you can no longer do or better yet pay someone to do it for the two. I do not have that.....as I could not tolerate the above mentioned and I must be destined to be alone.........but all those years of singing and reading sure payed off.................my girls are my everything and I am among their favorite people ...well atleast I am told that...............and I am forever grateful for my 15 and 20 year old daughters.
9) Some may never become one............and I am great friends with 2 out of 3 exes........can't win then all ..huh........the one that had an affair is not worthy of my friendship........the other two.......somedays I don't feel worthy....but at the end of the day............love finds its way in my life..........everyday!! I feel so blessed
I could random blog all nite long................this was fun and healthy for me............hope you got a chuckle or 3!!
