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Reasons Why "Some" Women Cheat

Updated on June 5, 2012

"Well, dear, my new lover makes me laugh"

says this woman who has just been caught in a steamy love nest.
says this woman who has just been caught in a steamy love nest.
"Cousin Lenny," has been  kissing his hot girl cousin for  15 minutes to make sure that she won't forget him.
"Cousin Lenny," has been kissing his hot girl cousin for 15 minutes to make sure that she won't forget him.
"Star bright. Star light. First man I see tonight."
"Star bright. Star light. First man I see tonight."
HUSBAND: Hun, haven't you hugged your cousin Lenny long enough? WIFE: Uhh, yeah. This IS my cousin Lenny.
HUSBAND: Hun, haven't you hugged your cousin Lenny long enough? WIFE: Uhh, yeah. This IS my cousin Lenny.
"I don't cheat. Other men cheat with ME."
"I don't cheat. Other men cheat with ME."
"Sure, I feel a bit guilty for sleepin with my hubby's boss, but hey, he might get himself a raise."
"Sure, I feel a bit guilty for sleepin with my hubby's boss, but hey, he might get himself a raise."
Any man who would drive a pretty girl like this to cheat deserves all of the heart ache he gets.
Any man who would drive a pretty girl like this to cheat deserves all of the heart ache he gets.
"She did what? With whom?"
"She did what? With whom?"
To cheat, or not to cheat? This pretty girl might be pondering.
To cheat, or not to cheat? This pretty girl might be pondering.
"Hun, my "uncle Thommy, is carrying me for I don't want my feet to get dirty."
"Hun, my "uncle Thommy, is carrying me for I don't want my feet to get dirty."

In the past few weeks, I have learned something. And this is not easy to say. I have learned that being fair and objective is probably the hardest thing "I've" had to push myself to do.

But I have to be fair and objective. This time. You recall my hub about "Stupid Things Men Say When They Are Caught Cheating?" Well, I didn't want the guys to think that my mind ran just one way: Pro-women and Anti-men. I don't roll that way, guys. If anything, I try to be as honest with you as I do with myself. Thus this hub, "Reasons Given By Women When They Are Caught Cheating," and I tried to blend truth and humor in the same mixing bowl to see what results would occur.

I hope that I do not offend any women or men. Like I said, I just want both sexes to know that I am truly neutral on the cheating stuff. I don't say it's one-hundred percent the man's fault, or a hundred-percent the woman's fault.

We are all human. We all fall short of perfection. So guys and girls, enjoy this hub with an open mind and with a heart ready to laugh.

1.) Honestly, you are a dud in bed - says a lonely woman who when you married her just six months ago, left her at home many times just so you could drink beer with your buddies.

2.) I needed the excitement - and this is a common confession among women who cheat. Instead of taking a nap when you get home from work, why not look into your wife's eyes and tell her how much you thought of her during the day.

3.) You are never here - while some women only use this, sorry, ladies, got to be fair, some are honest in their truthful admission. Try passing on the Bass Tournament this weekend and "catch some romance," with your lovely wife.

4.) Well, you cheated - and to this one, I said the woman is one-hundred percent correct. Guys, if "you" do the crime, prepare to face some "lonesome time."

5.) You flirt with every woman but me - and now, my misguided male friend, you are paying through the ego. In your wedding vows, didn't you repeat, "forsaking all others," to love, honor and cherish your wife? Just saying.

6.) I admit it. I enjoyed this affair - who can beat a truthful woman? Not you, buddy. You lied through your teeth when you cheated with the cocktail waitress on that "business" trip. And sunk so low you even slipped your best friend fifty-bucks to back you up in your alibi.

7.) You take me for granted - and this one is the "Mother of All Cheating Truths" told by women who get caught cheating. And sadly, this is true of most guys. "Awww, she'll always be at home. Come on, guys, let's do some male bonding at our favorite strip club," you brag. Then arrive home at 3 a.m. to pay for taking your loving wife for granted with a heartbreaking note of "farewell."

8.) You never take me anywhere - and you don't. I'd say that taking your wife with you to wash your 4x4 Ford is not a "romantic night away from home." Especially since you made her get out to do the washing.

9.) I talk to you, but you are stuck in the television - ahhh, yes. Wife versus Monday Night Football. And the sad truth is that the wife "gets blitzed" by loneliness and then out of sheer desperation, seeks a friendly shoulder to cry on. Guys, Monday Night Football will be around for years. Your pretty wife may not. Talk to her. And listen.

10.) Why don't you want to do what "I" want to do - says a depressed wife. HUSBAND: "Hun, the guys at work say if I go on this Elk hunt in Montana, I could get a raise," so there it is. "You" get to hunt elk. And what a lie. A raise? What opaque boss would reward a male employee with a raise simply for killing an innocent elk? You could have went to a great concert with your wife. You would now. Provided she is still at home.

I hope that you enjoyed this performance. I do not think I will keep in pursuit of the man and woman relationship subjects. Believe me, this is pretty much a "mine field" and I am walking bare foot.

I think my next hub will be entitled, "Why Some Hub Writers Live a Lonely Life."

Nice. A hub written for me. By me. About me.

For more info on wives who cheat . . .

Can YOU pick out the female "cheater" in this photo?

tough, right? That's because what few women who cheat are very discreet and not braggarts like men who cheat.
tough, right? That's because what few women who cheat are very discreet and not braggarts like men who cheat.

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    • kenneth avery profile imageAUTHOR

      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Penny . . .Hilarous line. Loved the comment. Thank you for making me smile, but I dont own a car. I used to drive a Ford Taurus. Hey, if you are not following me, PLEASE DO and if you are, THANKS!!!! I always value my followers.

      Have a happy evening.

    • kenneth avery profile imageAUTHOR

      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Hey, rahul,

      that is a great compliment, my friend. Have a good and blessed day. Thanks for being a great friend.

      Kenneth

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      Jessee R 

      6 years ago from Gurgaon, India

      Now Kenneth... your hubs.. are the greatest service to society,.. they cause laughter riots

      The only harm... from your hubs.. is that.. we readers.. keep laughing until our stomachs churn in pain;..

      LOL

    • kenneth avery profile imageAUTHOR

      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Dear catgypsy,

      Thank you, dear friend. I appreciate YOU, picklesandrufus and all of my followers. I am way too guilty of not telling YOU ALL just how MUCH you mean to me. Because YOU DO. Mean a LOT to me.

      Kenneth

    • kenneth avery profile imageAUTHOR

      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Picklesandrufus,

      Thanks a million for your insightful comment. This was a "mine field," but hopefully, the humor will dampen any anger that I might have kindled.

      Have a great day!

      Kenneth

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      catgypsy 

      6 years ago from the South

      Another good hub, Kenneth.

    • picklesandrufus profile image

      picklesandrufus 

      6 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      By George, I think you hit many nails on their little heads! An enjoyable read Kenneth!! Vote up again.

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