Top 3 Ridiculous Things About Men
I think everyone remembers my hub on the Annoying things that men do. Some of us laughed, some of us cried, And a lot of us just got really offended and pissed off. Now I have decided to write a hub on some of the ridiculous things that many men do. Now I am not saying all men. If this doesn't apply to you congrats..You are the only one.
Never fear MAN is here!
"I man..You women...You damsel..I hero! "
This is what runs through my mind every time a guy trys to "save" me. I look at him and all the sudden I imagine a bear skinned loin cloth and a very prehistoric looking mallet in his hand. I am sure when I am in "danger" My boyfriend imagines me in the hands of a dragon and him riding in on a white horse and saving me from my capture. But every man seems to think that he, and only he, can solve everyone one of your problems. Another image that comes into my mind is prince charming from Enchanted. His arrogance in the movie is a slight over exaggeration of the way men act when they are rescuing there poor weak girlfriend from the horrible jar of jam that she is to petite to open. (Ladies lets never tell them the secret to opening the jar is to pat the bottom of it firmly and hit it the lid against the table a little, Its much more fun to watch big strong man open jar.)
Oh Othello..tisk tisk
Othello syndrome more commonly known as Jealousy is something that everyone experiences but since we are talking about men and not women lets just talk about how the men deal with it.
So you and your boyfriend are talking about the drums.
You: Oh yeah I know how to play a little bit of drums. I'm not really good but I'm okay.
Him: I'm ok on the drums. My friend Jay taught me a little. How did you learn.
You hesitate: Well...umm..Allen taught me a year ago (Allen being the name of your ex boyfriend. And "him" knowing that)
Looking straight; him: *silence* hmm well I have never seen you drum on things. I have never seen you make beats to the music with your hands or even heard about you playing the drums. ALLEN (emphasis on the name) must be a terrible teacher..Now Jay- (and all you hear now is blah blah blah)
This is an example of man jealousy. He doesn't just say he has a problem instead he gets irrational and just goes on a rant. Some guys just never tell you and let it build up until:
him: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO MARRY ALLEN AND HIS DRUM SET!!
Men and Shopping
Guys can shop for 10 minutes! What!
I asked my friend from work how he shops, he replied "I look at the shelf and when I find my size I say got ya! Grab it, and go"
I did not understand this at all. But it did make me understand why guys look like they just threw something on..Because they really did just throw it on! When they shop the basically just say "I need clean underwear, socks, and its cold so I should get a jacket."
Some guys do such a bad job they look like...well..someone who begs for money. But "never fear..WOMAN IS HERE!"
And we will pick out cute outfits that make you go from Colin Farrell (Or Robert Pattinson when he refuses to wear deodorant) to Jamie Foxx.