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10 Reasons Why Some Men Should Marry Gold Diggers

Updated on May 26, 2015
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In no particular order...

  1. Most men hate showing emotions and gold diggers couldn't care less how their men feel. Men don't want to talk much about their day and she doesn't give a damn how his day went anyway- unless it affects his job performance, which affects his paycheck.
  2. Some men come home from work and check out. They turn on the TV or hide out in the garage looking for ways to avoid interacting with family. If they marry a gold digger she won't ever be home when you get there anyway. She will be out shopping or screwing around and hubby can have the whole house to himself.
  3. She will always look good. At least in theory. If she's spending your money she better look like something. And if she looks good, you look good.
  4. She won't be clingy. Men seem to hate what they call 'clingy' women. Well with a gold digger you will not have to meet her emotional needs because she will surely be having them met somewhere else. She just needs your money.
  5. All men want to do is work and provide money. Everybody knows that a marriage takes more than just providing financially but for the special workaholic guy who wants a cookie for keeping the lights on and nothing else, the gold digger is just perfect. She gets excited when you get paid and that is all she actually needs and wants from you anyway. She actually hates it when you suggest a date night. That is unless your circle of friends includes other wealthy men. If not, you are wasting her time.
  6. Feeding that ego. If a man is flashy and likes to show off how much money he makes and how many cars he has, he needs to score himself a gold digger. She will spend his money making sure the home, cars, lawn and children are equipped with the best and most expensive of EVERYTHING.
  7. Keeping up appearances. A gold digger will be able to understand and appreciate a shallow man who is constantly paranoid of how he and his family are perceived. She can relate because she is the same way, too! That's why she spends so much money keeping up appearances.
  8. She will give him more reasons to work overtime. The workaholic husband will make work a priority in his life no matter what. He will use overtime as a way to avoid going home at the end of the day. By constantly spending cash and running up bills, the gold digging wife is actually doing her husband a service by giving him a legitimate reason to work so much. He won't have to lie anymore.
  9. She will keep his hands clean. Why make a Honey-Do list when you can just hire someone to do the simplest of repair tasks around the house. Husbands can't be bothered with this stuff and gold diggers understand this.
  10. She is on a lease. As soon as the money is gone, so is she. Her husband won't have to wonder how long he will suffer being trapped in a marriage. As soon as she is done bleeding him dry she will be on her merry little way. The perfect arrangement :)

This hub was purely for fun and laughs. There are tons of great guys out there who get a bad rap. I'm making light of stereotypes in relationships. It's all love.


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  • Motherbynature profile imageAUTHOR

    Motherbynature 

    3 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

    You could guest star on Keeping Up With the Kardashians!

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    Motherbynature 

    3 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

    You are dead on correct. If men can be superficial, women can be materialistic.

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    C E Clark 

    3 years ago from North Texas

    I think most men should marry gold diggers. Since men judge and choose a girlfriend/wife for shallow reasons (looks and age), then why should it surprise or bother them when a woman judges and chooses a man for shallow reasons? (How his bank account looks and how big it is -- size does matter!)

  • Motherbynature profile imageAUTHOR

    Motherbynature 

    3 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

    I agree. I guess some start off with intentions of dating but they get caught up.

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    poetryman6969 

    3 years ago

    I'm sold! Now where do I get the gold to afford the gold digger?

  • Motherbynature profile imageAUTHOR

    Motherbynature 

    6 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

    Doesn't it suck? I have a SIL like that. The topic of every conversation with her is money. She goes so far as to update everybody on the balance of her savings account.

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    Grace Marguerite Williams 

    6 years ago from the Greatest City In The World-New York City, New York

    I love this satire. I have an ex-co worker which exemplifies the golddigging mentality. She loves to brag about what she has to anyone who would listen!

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    Jon 

    6 years ago from UK

    I can see so much in my ex here it's scary

    Simba

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    Windy Grace Mason 

    6 years ago from The Eastern Shore of Virginia, Maryland and Delaware, U.S.A.

    A little blushing occasionally is quite good for the complexion ;) Keep on keeping on...You are a wonderful writer!

  • Motherbynature profile imageAUTHOR

    Motherbynature 

    6 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

    I agree soconfident. But somehow these marriages happen anyway. Thank you for reading. Have a great weekend.

  • Motherbynature profile imageAUTHOR

    Motherbynature 

    6 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

    Hi VAMPGYRL420. Thanks for stopping by and taking the time to read and comment. You have successfully made me blush! :)

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    Windy Grace Mason 

    6 years ago from The Eastern Shore of Virginia, Maryland and Delaware, U.S.A.

    Voted up, useful and awesome! Great job on this, Motherbynature :) The more I read, the more I love you :)

    Love & Light,

    Windy Grace AKA Vampgyrl420

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    Derrick Bennett 

    6 years ago

    These are good points on a gold digger, but its not a good reason to marry her, but rather date her for a while.

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