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Sex and Ice Cream

Updated on September 17, 2017

We all fall in love. Some are luckier than others. Some men are sadly smitten by beautiful woman who in their eyes becomes almost sacred. They may fantasise at being her partner or lover but cannot move beyond the fantasy.

Such men may have had many lovers before but this one is special. A Goddess. He will find difficulties even speaking to her. There is a fear factor, almost as if he believes she may read his mind. His 'dirty' mind. His thoughts of her.

The 'Dirty mind'. No such thing really as any loving consensual sex between two consenting adults can only be a wonderful shared experience... no matter how bizarre or doubly bizarre it may be.

It may help men with this problem to think of Ice Cream.


The Death & Life of Ice Cream

 

Ice Cream is like sex. Everyone likes Ice Cream too. Men like it. Women like it. Exactly like sex. Everyone has their favorite flavour. Some like a dish, others a cone or a sandwich.

There are the toppings. Nut or sugar sprinkles. Maybe baby marshmallows. Perhaps chocolate or strawberry sauce.

Ice cream, like sex should be enjoyed slowly. We all have our own way of eating it. Some like to nibble, others to lick. Long strokes of the tongue or little dibs. Small bites around the edge, enjoying, savouring.

 You Scream, I Scream, We all Scream for Ice Cream

Photo by:  http://www.flickr.com/people/yosoynuts/
Photo by: http://www.flickr.com/people/yosoynuts/

 Ice Cream is Exquisite - What a pity it isn't illegal (Voltaire)

sexy girl and her nude ice cream

Don't put them on a pedestal

Young, old, handsome, ugly, ordinary, stunning, beautiful, God or Goddess they all like Ice Cream. We all like sex. We are all human.

Don't set people on a pedestal. Buy them some Haagen Dazs or Ben and Jerrys or plain old up against the Walls and find out what their favourite flavour is. Enjoy together.

Photo by:  http://www.flickr.com/people/21173961@N07/
Photo by: http://www.flickr.com/people/21173961@N07/

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