Silly excuses not to wear a condom
Some of the Most Silly Excuses I Have Ever heard from a man not to Wear a Condom.
This is a compilation of some of the most silly excuses I have ever heard from a man not to wear a condom. Some of them are from my own experience, while others come from male and female friends and there are also a few that I picked up from the internet.
Please feel free to add the silliest excuses you have ever heard in the comments section. You can also add any silly excuse that you have tried, but please let us know whether it worked or not. If you are brave enough also let us know whether you were naïve enough to fall for it or not.
Things Men Say to Avoid Using Condoms
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I don’t have any!!!
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What, you don't trust me?
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I thought YOU would have one, I don’t.
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I am allergic.
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There wasn’t any left in the machine.
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I left them in the car’s glove compartment and they melted!
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They hurt me, they cut the blood off.
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I'm too big, I cannot wear them.
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We didn’t use one last time and it was ok, wasn’t it?
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I'll pull out before I finish.
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It's like having a bath with your socks on.
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I never wear them and I am ok, I’ve never had an STD
- I'm too embarrassed to buy them.
- It ruins the mood
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More excuses...
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They are too expensive, I don’t have money for that, I’d rather spend my money on you.
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We don't need condoms, you're on the pill.
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I had a vasectomy, we don’t need them.
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Why? I don’t have any disease!
- Don’t you trust me?
- Condoms are so darn restrictive.
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If you love me you wouldn’t ask me to wear one.
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We’ve already gone this far, we can’t stop now.
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I am better at it without one.
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It ruins the mood.
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Do you think you would catch something from me? Come on, I had a shower this morning!
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They don’t work, my sister got pregnant with one.
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Only if you can put it on with your mouth (with a big smile).
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Why don’t YOU wear one?
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I go limp when I wear them.
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My religion forbids me from wearing condoms.
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Better not wear one, I know a girl who had to go to hospital to have a condom removed!
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I don’t enjoy it with a condom.
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YOU wouldn’t like it with a condom!
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We only need them if you are sleeping around, because I am not. Are you?
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They could give you a rash!
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It’s my birthday!
And you… have you given or heard any of these excuses?
