Ten Tips To Help Get a Date

Everyone in life sooner or later is looking for a beautiful lass or a handsome lad too team up with and take over the world. But did you know there are ways to increase your chances of finding one? Buckle up, put your head between your legs cause we are goin for a ride. Here are ten tips to make a good first date wanting impression.

Tip 1, Smell good and be clean: When it comes to trying to find someone to be with being clean is definitley a main priority. Nobody wants to be near you if you have enough flies around you to cover the entire state of Texas. Men and women alike love the smell a clean body. Washed hair, a clean bod, the smell of Old Spice deodorant. It is not for the faint of heart. One of the most important things to finding a date is being clean, so hit the showers dirtbags.

Tip 2, Dress nice: This one is important as well. Nobody wants to go on a date at a fancy restaraunt if your looking like you just binged watch the entire show of Teen Titans and Young Justice in one sitting. That means wear a nice set of pants, maybe a nice buttoned up shirt, some nice shoes and maybe wear a little colonge. Just don't bathe in it. No spots or stains on anything and comb your freakin' hair young man.

Tip 3, Be polite and kind: Ah one of the most important social meetings part. If you want to catch a bite of either a bodacious girl or radical guy you need to be respectful. No interupting them, hold the door open for them, be a gentleman or a proper lady. Look them in the eyes when talking to them, no cursing or acting like a sailor. Unless your going to find some treasure then be my guest.

Tip 4, Be the conversation: No one likes awkward silence, that strange moment when neither side knows what to say so they just shut up and make things worse. Proper conversating involves helping the conversation stay going, if you start the chat it is your obligation to be the main pusher of the cart of chit chatting. Talk about hobbies or music, things you like to watch or places you want to visit. The world is full of things to talk about, just don't ask about the past unless it gets brought up.

Tip 5, Plan ahead: While sometimes just winging it can be exciting enough sometimes it is better to plan for something rather then just going out with no idea what the hell you are doing. Plan a trip to a nearby beach or a nice restaraunt, maybe go to the movies or even surprise her, or him. But plan ahead, alot of people dig it when someone has the night all planned out.

Tip 6, Compliments: Everyone likes compliments from the duke of Canada to the queen of Siberia. Everybody loves to be told they look pretty, or they have a amazing smile, or they ate that entire five foot long sub like a champ. Everyone loves them, just don't compliment her body or something, at least not on the first date.

Tip 7, Give a gift: It's like Christmas up here, gifts all around. But in all seriousness gifts are awesome, it can be from outta nowehere like a sniper shot to the head. Chocolate, flowers, a nice card, a candle that smells like a cookie shop. Gifts are everywhere, they don't have to be expensive or anything, many times all it has to be is from the heart. Just not the actual heart, I think they would like a nice seashell or something more.

Tip 8, Take it slow: Relationships are a fickle thing, so easily broken at times. So take it slow, there is a long life ahead of you, there is no reason to go rushing into things. Meet the person, get to know them, find out what they like and what they wanna do with their lives. Be there for them. Sometimes going slow is better.

Tip 9, Not all about sex: I personally believe sex is an important part of a relationship, but not at the beginning. This has alot to do with tip 8, take it slow. Rushing straight to the bedroom can be bad, sometimes it'll make it seem like all you want is sex, take it slow brah. If both want to do the dirty early on so be it, but if you don't want to do not be pressured into it.

Tip 10, Enjoy the company: Maybe it doesn't turn out how you want it to, perhaps the women or man doesn't want what you want. It isn't the end of the world. Find friends, enjoy your life, take some time every once in awhile to see if a nice person would like to get to know you, take life slow and live life to the best you can. You will find somebody one day, might not be now and it not might be later, but it will happen or my name isn't Jacob Johnson. (That's not my name...)