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50 Things Men Want Women To Know

Updated on July 7, 2012
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There has been an ongoing problem that has been eating away at society. This problem is slowly, but surely causing life as we know it to deteriorate into vain and worthless nothingness. What is this problem you may be asking yourselves? Are aliens coming to abduct us? Are the British coming? Well I for one don't see Paul Revere on a horse, so we can negate that as a possibility. And if aliens were coming, I think we would heard have something on the news by now. So, let's automatically rule those scenarios out.

What then is the problem you may be asking yourselves? Guys desperately want girls to know certain things, but the girls are just not getting the hint! If the girl only knew how the guy felt about certain issues, then relationships would be perfect, and there would be no need for arguing. This also is true on the flip side, however. Us guys, unfortunately do not get the easy way out.

Girls also want guys to know a thing or two, so Sunshine625 and I decided to publish some articles that we hope will provide you with some necessary information to integrate into your relationships.

So what do men want women to know? Well, see for yourself, read this list and enjoy.

Feel free to respond to any item in this list in the comment section. I would like to hear your opinion on this list!

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Men Want Women To Know That...

1. Don't ever, ever, EVER kick us in the nuts, just to see what we will say, it is mean and totally uncalled for!

2. We like for you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes as well.

3. PLEASE, whatever you do, don't talk about your happy period, it frightens us!

4. We know you are hot and very pretty, that's why we are dating you.

5. When we call you beautiful, you don't have to argue, accept the compliment.

6. Don't ask us if you can decorate our face with makeup, or paint our nails, it is WRONG and just odd!

7. When we tell you that you are not fat, just believe us. This shouldn't have to result in a full-fledged battle!

8. We try our best to understand your hormones, but could you try to be less hormonal at times.

9. We are not as perverted as we are thought out to be

10. We may flirt all the time throughout the day, but when as we fall asleep, we think about the one we truly care about.

11. We love, love, love a girl's smile :)

12. We hate it when you ramble on and on about your ex-boyfriend!

13. GUYS CRY TOO!

14. When you reply with a "no" to our question, we hear it as a "try again tomorrow, and the next day, and so on..."

15. You have to tell us what you really want, and stop beating around those bushes! Those poor bushes are gettin' a good beating!

16. You should be extra careful with what you say, for guys can spread gossip a whole heck of a lot faster than you can.

17. If we tell you about a problem, we just want you to listen, we don't always need your advice.

18. We love girls with brains, that use them to think intelligently, even more than girls with miniskirts....sometimes.

19. We will do ANYTHING to get you to notice us! ANYTHING!

20. We get jealous easily. You don't believe it? Just try us!

21. We will brag about anything.

22. We learn from experience, not from those romantic books or movies you watch that keep you sobbing into the wee hours of the night.

23. If we look calm and normal on a date, we are probably going bezonkers on the inside!

24. If we say that we have something serious to tell you, you had better listen, because serious talk is not embedded in our nature.

25. You should do things such as perfume and makeup in moderation!

26. We would give up an arm and perhaps even a leg to know what is going on in that mind of yours(even if it was only for one day!)

27. Not all guys are losers, just because you met a few before us does not mean that they represent all of mankind!

28. When we tease you, 9 times out of ten, it is because we like you.

29. We seek advice from you not other guys, because if one guy is confused about something, the other guys will be too.

30. If you think I am speeding now, you should see how I drive when you are not in the car.

31. You look hot in running shoes and shorts.

32. If you are truly interested in us, then you shouldn't play that "hard to get" game.

33. Shopping is a CHORE, not an activity.

34. You can't change who I am , so stop trying.

35. You should stop taking food off my plate! If you are hungry you should have ordered your own food!

36. You shouldn't beat a dead horse! If we make a mistake, you can tell us, but just once please.

37. Leave the eyebrows alone, we don't like them plucked.

38. Some of us actually don't mind asking for directions, so stop the generalizations.

39. We don't enjoy looking through photograph albums as much as you do.

40. If we offer some assistance while you are getting ready, it means you are late.

41. Don't ask us to pick out your outfit, we will probably get it wrong!

42. If you ask a question that you don't want answered, then expect an answer you didn't want to hear.

43. Sunday=Sports Day, it is not something that happens periodically like the changing of the seasons.

44. You have too many shoes.

45. Subtle hints rarely work, just ask us what you really want.

46. Anything that has been uttered from our mouth five months ago can not be used in an argument, all comments we say become non-applicable after a week.

47. If something we have said can be taken in two different ways, and the one way makes you angry and sad, we definitely meant the other one.

48. If at all possible, please say what you are dying to say to us during the commercials.

49. We will never remember what day it is, please mark all special days on a calendar for our convenience.

50. Don't ask us what we are thinking unless you want a detailed description of the shotgun formation in football, hear about he newest and best monster trucks, or the sports highlights from last night.



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Disclaimer

Some of these are obviously sarcastic, and may not always be true. This is just a fun hub for you to enjoy, purely for your entertainment.

For all of you women out there, just remember that we are completely different than you! Let's all try to communicate better as couples. if you don't want to end up like this couple in the picture to the right, we had better learn to understand each other!

Shania Twain-Man I Feel Like A Woman

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Here is the companion hub, 50 Things Women Want Men To Know by our friend and fellow hubber Linda (aka Sunshine625)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I wish I had this list when I was young and dating; I could have just handed it to my dates and saved a lot of explaining and excuse making.

      Great hub buddy; funny and factual.

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Josh, This hub is awesome! I could so relate to some of your points and some I luckily can't relate to! :)

      Shopping could be a lot of fun, depending on who you are shopping with. I do agree on too many shoes BUT I don't consider flip-flops shoes, they are sandals so I can have as many as I want.

      Great videos! Love that disclaimer!:)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Bill, I appreciate it! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much Linda, I think our hubs go great together! :) Ok, I guess sandals don't count then, I will let that slide, for now... Thanks for the compliment! :) And shopping can be fun, depending on who are you with LOL

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      Terrye Toombs 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      1. Sunday=Sports Day. You are obviously NOT a hockey fan! And rodeo usually goes all weekend. :)

      2. I have 3 pairs of 'shoes' - flip flops for home & killing spiders, tennis shoes for shopping and getting out of the house, and ridin' boots for riding horses and stompin' a$$ - how is that too many shoes? :)

      3. "If at all possible, please say what you are dying to say to us during the commercials." - get satellite tv so you can pause tv and avoid arguments. :)

      4. "Don't ask us what we are thinking..." Sorry, wrong...I do want to know the newest and best monster truck so that I persuade him to buy the 2013 Dodge Megacab Bighorn 3500 with the 6.7L Cummins® Turbo Diesel to pull the Bison 4 horse slant with living quarters.

      And you ask *us* not to generalize - ha!

      Other than that, pretty good hub. :) VUM.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      HAHA, excellent comment! :) LOL You cracked me up! However, you are the exception, most girls do want to talk about monster trucks, have 80 pairs of shoes, and I don't have money for satellite TV :( Thanks for the read and votes :)

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      India Arnold 4 years ago from Northern, California

      Josh, this is priceless and funny! Your list of things you guys want the girls to know had me laughing out loud at points. #9 on the list is my favorite, but made me wonder why it wasn't #1? ;)

      Thanks for practical and informatively fun couples information.

      HubHugs~

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much K9, glad you enjoyed it, and just for you, I will make it number one :)

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      Madeleine Salin 4 years ago from Finland

      Great hub! I'm glad my spouse doesn't know anything about sports. My Sundays would be ruined. LOL!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      HAHA Made, thanks for the comment, and glad you enjoyed it! :)

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      Christy Birmingham 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Hehe, well I'm glad now I see I am not the only one to think that women should accept compliments! A good list here about men with a funny tone.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Christy, glad you enjoyed it! Yes, of course women should receive compliments! :)

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      b. Malin 4 years ago

      Wonderful Hub Josh, you do get Women...I Love your Humor and your Wit...But we have a Mystery all our own, and that's what Attracts you to us in the First Place! Do you really want to Figure us out...Mmmm? Just Enjoy the Moments and the Wonderment of it all.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks glad you enjoyed it! Nah I think I am good trying to solve the mystery :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hey Josh, I came back to read again with my hubby and we enjoyed the laughs!!! Your list is magnificent!! It's too funny how we have similar tips on our articles and we had no idea what the other was writing. Mars and Venus unite!! WTG with this Hub Duo!! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aww thanks Linda, and Linda's hubby, you just put a big smile on my face! Yours was awesome as well, yes there are so many similarities, we rocked as a team and I can't wait to to do it again on our next HUB DUO!! Linda and Josh Unite as complimentary hubbers! :)

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      India Arnold 4 years ago from Northern, California

      LOL!! Outstanding change Josh! I feel better for men everywhere knowing that #9 is now #1! Good choice!

      BTW, this hub went over great with a few of my Twitter followers! Keep up the good work. I have to get over and read Sunshine's counter hub "50 things women want men to know" now!

      HubHugs~

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL glad you like the change, :) And wow, that's awesome that your followers liked it, thanks for sharing it with them! Yes, Sunshines' is excellent!

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      lovesleftovers 4 years ago from Texas

      Josh, you are ADORABLE! You're also brave (and funny) enough to put yourself out there and give the girls some insight into the mind of a guy. I've voted up, etc, etc and am sharing it. Great job! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much lovesleftovers! Glad you enjoyed it! :) Thanks for the votes and shares!

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      schoolgirlforreal 4 years ago from USA

      omg! *blushes* too funny and good 4 words 42. If you ask a question that you don't want answered, then expect an answer you didn't want to hear.

      shania puts the icing on the cake LOVE love her

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Awesome job. Super fun to read. I admit, I am guilty of a few of these! Ooopsy! I will now be using this as my guide to proper ettiqette. Who needs Emily Post when you've got Josh!!

      Voting up, etc. :)

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      p.s. The sweet things were just as great to read as the funny ones. This guy is funny and has heart! Look out ladies!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much Dana, glad you liked them! :) And you are not alone, for I am certainly guilty of some of Sunshine's as well :) Thanks for the votes!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      HAHA, @ Dana's comment, Look out Ladies :) LOL Thanks Dana! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks schoolgirlforreal, glad you enjoyed it and had a good laugh! And for the song you can thank sunshine625, the one who did my counterpart hub, because she gave me the idea! :)

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      Bredavies 4 years ago

      I adore this hub it made me laugh and it was very useful. This is a must share!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

      Wonderful! Truly wonderful. Now let's see who reads and UNDERSTANDS! lol

      Great hub!

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      Mark G Weller 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      This is a great list Josh, great humor and a couple serious answers :)

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      Paula 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Josh...this is just wonderful...I found it really "sweet," too. You were truthful and realistic, but also gentle......proving you surely know how to get your points across to the females!

      This Mom has 4 adult sons......so from that vantage point, I can say I totally understand you and agree with you.

      However....."relationships" are whole different ball game.....did I say ball game??! Wow...your list has really effected me!! LOL UP++

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      Cynthia Calhoun 4 years ago from Western NC

      Ha. Ha. Ha. Well, this definitely gave me some insights. Though my husband HATES watching sports, I really can't bug him when he's watching the news or American Pickers. I figured out that if I didn't want to hear an answer, I'd better not ask the question - way before I got married. hehehe.

      Funny hub. Many votes!

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      Blurter of Indiscretions 4 years ago from Clinton CT

      Wow...50 things, I'm impressed!

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      Mohan Kumar 4 years ago from UK

      Great list Josh. And I'm glad you put a disclaimer - this goes exceedingly well with sunshine's list- great collaboration you two! Your sense of humor, insight and useful tips are a delight to read, pal.

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      Ever hear the song "Wanted Dead or Alive"? :))

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much bredavies! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha Dexter, good one! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Curiad, glad you enjoyed it! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much fpherj48! HAHA @ ball game! :) LOL Thanks for the votes!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks glad, you enjoyed it and had a good laugh, thanks for all the votes!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Julie for being impressed! LOL

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so Much Domco, glad you had a good laugh, and thank you for the insightful comment!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      HAHA @ MH, good one! :) Yes I have!

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Josh, thanks for this list - and telling us what you want us to know! Men or women - we all see things the same way! Voted up and some.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Micelle, glad you enjoyed it!

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      James Kenny 4 years ago from Birmingham, England

      Funny Hub Josh, I don't watch a lot of sports, so my equivalent I guess is nature documentaries. Then again, I'll probably always choose to spend time with my girlfriend over watching anything on the TV. Great list, will be sending my girldriend the link hehehe...

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha, for sure you can send it, hope she likes it :) I had a great time writing this one!

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      LetitiaFT 4 years ago from Paris via California

      This so funny but also true I'm sure. Thanks for this look inside a man's mind. It's actually rather reassuring.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL glad you enjoyed my hub and thanks for stopping by!

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      IAmForbidden 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      Ohhhh!!! lol! J, amazing idea. (eyes rolling) @;@

      really neat and cute, some are indeed heee-larious! :))

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL glad you had a good laugh! :) Thanks for stopping by and reading! :)

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      Brian Slater 4 years ago from Nottingham Uk

      You just hit the nail firmly on the head josh, lets hope their listening. Great fun hub voted up.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Brian! :) And thanks for the votes!

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hey Josh! So far today I asked my son-in-law and husband if they read my list again and I suggested to my daughter to read your list! We just might be changing the way people think! Im having a blast with our lists!!:)

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      schoolgirlforreal 4 years ago from USA

      @Sunshine

      this is going to have to be saved and reread often!

      Josh, you did an amazing job and shared some wonderful and helpful tips, thanks for opening up and sharing your understanding of the men from mars!

      shared on fb, tweeted, voted up and more!!

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I agree schoolgirl. Printed and framed and given as Christmas gifts! :)

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      schoolgirlforreal 4 years ago from USA

      Wow, now that's an idea! Share it w/ the family! ::::::))))))) lol!

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      School, share with family and friends. I'm not sure the men in my family would want to read my list everyday!! Ha!!

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      LOL. another great list. #17- I grew up with 2 brothers so I know. when women start talking to men, they expect them to listen to them in an empathetic way, but men, on the other hand, think that women expect them to fix their problems so they freak out.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Yeah @ Linda! They came out great!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much schoolgirl! That was awesome of you to say!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      HAHA, awesome idea Linda! Christmas, here we come!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL, good one schoolgirl!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL @ Linda, who knows? And we could even share it with the White House, Let's do this!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL, you are absolutely right Marlene! :) Thanks for stopping by!

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      Your welcome:) my pleasure.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks for being so loyal to me Marlene, it means a lot! :)

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      Your welcome Josh:) I appreciate your support as well. Looking forward to reading some more of your funny hubs.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much Marlene! I am working on another one today! :)

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      Alecia Murphy 4 years ago from Wilmington, North Carolina

      I think that song is awesome at the end! And #38 I still feel like is a work in progress since even though there is GPS now, many men still don't want to face facts and ask for help. But overall, your list is great :)!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks for stopping by Alecia, glad you enjoyed it! Yes, we still don't want to face the facts LOL.

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      Sondra 4 years ago from Neverland

      These are some great secrets =) I will try to use them to keep my relationship on the up and up!!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks appreciate the feedback! :)

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      Sethughes 4 years ago

      Thank you for this. I made my girlfriend read it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      HAHA, awesome! And what did she say? :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi Josh!! Stopping by again to read your hilarious, yet helpful list of tips for women! I do appreciate them and you!!:)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aww thanks, I appreciate it! I appreciate you too, we work great as a team! :)

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      Sethughes 4 years ago

      She laughed on some because they were true and gave me dirty looks on some (i.e. #49).

      But overall it was good!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      That's good! Yeah I knew 49 would be a on-the-fence type one, but felt I had to add it LOL hopefully she is not mad at you, haha LOL Thanks for stopping by Seth!

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      Denise Handlon 4 years ago from North Carolina

      Wow! #1 is really, really important, haha, that's why it is #ONE! Great list of important facts. Thanks for sharing. :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Denise, I thought it was great too LOL Glad you enjoyed it! :)

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      A.E. Williams 4 years ago from Hampton, GA

      You chose a good plethora of things to bring up. Cute hub. :)

      -Aubrey

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Aubrey, this one was fun! Glad you enjoyed it!

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      Sueswan 4 years ago

      Hi Josh

      16. You should be extra careful with what you say, for guys can spread gossip a whole heck of a lot faster than you can. This is so true. LOL

      Voted up up and away!

      Take Care :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much Sue! Yeah I thought that was a good one lol Thanks for stopping by! :)

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      Lol. I came back to read this one again. you know josh, there are women who try to change men and of course that's never going to happen unless they want to. However, there are a lot of guys out there who try to change their girlfriends.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOl glad you stopped by again :) Yes I totally agree with you, that is so very true! Good realization, a lot of these on my list can go vice versa :)

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      You have all of this figured out Josh. Lol...

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha, LOL :)

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      schoolgirlforreal 4 years ago from USA

      hey Josh,

      thought you may want to see this...

      https://hubpages.com/literature/Catholic-School-Gi...

      LOL My latest. Kinda fun

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Ok, I will check it tomorrow ok? Thanks for the link.

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      schoolgirlforreal 4 years ago from USA

      Sure, no problem! :-)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Ok, have a great night, I had actually seen it and bookmarked it but have a lot of catch up to do in HubPages, so it is on list for tomorrow.

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      Maria Jordan 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      josh--

      Have you been speaking to my husband (LOL)?

      You are a refreshing treasure that I have discovered, making a perfect duo with Linda in this endeavor. Your writing is humorous and spot on.

      Now I have a few things the gals want to know about 'you'.. in case you are interested in the Interview series. Let me know.

      Voted UP & FAB. Hugs, Maria

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much for that warm compliment!

      No I have not been talking to your husband lol

      And sure I would be interested in the interview series. Hugs back at ya!

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      Maria Jordan 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Whew...

      oh and thanks, Josh, I will be in touch! This will be cool...

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Ok sounds good Maria! :)

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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      Great hub, Josh! Number 34 is the best one of all and the one all women need to remember. Any woman that gets you, gets a gem, no doubt about it. Thanks for an enlightening list!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aww thanks so much Suzette! I really appreciate that comment! :)

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      DS Duby 4 years ago from United States, Illinois

      Great hub very amusing yet right on track. Every woman should read this hub before being permitted to date lol , j/k voted up, funny and interesting.

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      Terrye Toombs 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      no way DS. A man has to do it my way or it's the highway. :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha, thanks for stopping by Scott, glad you enjoyed it! Yes it should be a written code of law for women to read this! LOL

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      TT, we will not succumb to your wicked treachery and cunning plans of craftiness, WE SHALL PREVAIL! :) No highway for us!

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      poojasd7 4 years ago from India

      Grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :P

      I am thinking of coming up with a girl's point of view ;-)

      .... Nice sarcasm and funny pieces of advice. :-) Enjoyed it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      There is a girl's point of view, Linda and I worked on it together. Just read hers, you will enjoy it, she did an excellent job! :) Glad you enjoyed it

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 4 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      Wonderful list Josh funny at times but so true. I detest shopping and loud make up and overwhelming perfume. Your hub, I hope, conveys to the women what we men want the women to know.

      voted up and funny.

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      schoolgirlforreal 4 years ago from USA

      This is the first AWESOME video I saw of Shania....

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1NtWvDE0SU

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks for stopping by Rajan! I am glad you liked it! :) Yes, I do not like shopping either unless I am with fun people!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Schoolgirl, thanks for the share!

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      schoolgirlforreal 4 years ago from USA

      I don't smoking unless I'm with fun people....oh, sorry! Your welcome! :)

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      DS Duby 4 years ago from United States, Illinois

      LMBO TToombso8 I just saw your comment, I'm guessing you keep your cowboys in line!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL, yeah she is a funny one that there Terrye, always telling them jokes. :)

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      Terrye Toombs 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Riding crops aren't just for horses, DS. *wink*

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      Jeannie InABottle 4 years ago from Baltimore, MD

      I have to be honest, I don't know what it is, but I am one of those females that loves to put makeup on guys. I guess, I just want to see if he can be pretty. Or maybe, I am trying to let him into my world. I don't know. I need help, I guess. But you are right... I've learned the hard way just to be totally blunt with guys. Hints do not help at all. Good advice and voted up!

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Stopping by to say hello to the "flip side";)

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      momster 4 years ago

      That is so true. I know my husband has told me many times how men are. Im sure he has coverd at least 30 of those with me in the past 16 years we have been together. Great hub.

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      Diane Ziomek 4 years ago from Alberta, Canada

      I laughed out loud at a couple: saying "no" means try again later or tomorrow...so true. I can relate to the being late after hubby asks if I want help (which is why I usually decline the offer - past experience). A very interesting read and it explains so much. Thanks for clearing up some gray areas and for the entertaining Hub. Voted up, interesting, pinned & shared.

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      Stephany 4 years ago from Somerset New Jersey

      I loved this. I guess having more male friends than female friends, I already knew this stuff, but it's a good reminder. Thanks. Voted up, funny & interesting.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Jeannie,

      Thanks for reading and another funny comment! I appreciate it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Linda,

      Hey flip side! Thanks for the visit!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      momster,

      Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      brsmom68,

      Thanks so much for reading and commenting and sharing and pinning! You are too kind!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LMR,

      Thanks for sharing your thoughts, and for the votes!

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      Maree Michael Martin 4 years ago from Northwest Washington on an Island

      4. 16. 28. 45. Those are my favorites! My husband would agree. So glad you are on twitter, that's where I found this great hub. Very funny and true! The pictures are great! Thumbs up and shared. Thanks for sharing this great information with us, seriously! We need to all laugh more. Good subject.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Ruby,

      That is awesome you found me on twitter! I was just starting to think that my tweets for hubpages were in vain! LOL Glad you found this hub and had a good laugh! Have a good one!

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      Mandeeadair 4 years ago from California

      This was fantastic!! Great advice....especially for those still dating...made me laugh :)! I love it.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mandeeadair,

      Glad you enjoyed it! I had a lot of fun writing it!

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      Suzanne Ridgeway 4 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      josh, what a hoot!! A great deal of thought and work here! Us women can be a tricky bunch, this list would have been so cool to know "back in the day" !! lol Love it josh, voted and sharing :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Suzie,

      Thanks so much, glad you enjoyed it Suzie! :)

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      Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

      Josh - you have such wisdom for a young man...this made me smile :o)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Julie,

      Thanks so much!

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      Lovelovemeloveme 4 years ago from Cindee's Land

      HAHHA, OMG, this cracked me up. thanks soo much.

      fav# 24, 29, 30, 47 HAHHAA

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      Melanie Chisnall 4 years ago from Cape Town, South Africa

      LOL! I'm going to share this with my husband...I wish I'd read something like this years ago, but then I probably wouldn't have believed half the things on this list hehehe. Funny and well written, thanks for sharing! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      love,

      Thanks so much, glad you enjoyed this one! Have a great day!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Melchi,

      Thanks for stopping in and leaving me an an awesome comment!

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      Mahaveer Sanglikar 4 years ago from Pune, India

      Funny............

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      jainismus,

      Thanks buddy, glad you enjoyed it!

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      danielabram 4 years ago

      I deliberately shift the conversation to discussing ex boyfriends. This reveals invaluable information about what turns her on, what turns her off, and what she is looking for in a relationship, as well as shows I am secure about myself.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Daniel,

      Thanks for your feedback, but in many situations girls do not like to talk about this. It is a NO NO for many girls out there.

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      danielabram 4 years ago

      Honesty, transparency, and openness are NO NO's? If there are any skeletons in her closet, I want to know about them before I commit, especially if those skeletons are an ex-boyfriends ;)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Daniel,

      Yes I agree, but I was talking about talking about them in extremes of course. Obviously we need to know if they have had other boyfriends. But, that was just one of my items in my list. You read the whole thing just to comment on one thing that you didn't agree with? :)

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      Stacy Harris 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      So I was sitting here flowing really bad and feeling all sort of hormonal and then I came here and felt much better because now I know that I can properly communicate with guys...

      Ok - so only half of this comment is true... The part about communicating with guys. You know they were right when they said Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus... It takes a lot from both parties to be able to understand each other. Great hub and great tips and advice!

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      Mary Hyatt 4 years ago from Florida

      Wish I had known about all these things back when I was dating! Maybe that's why I could never keep a man very long: I just didn't know!

      Loved this Hub. Congrats on your Hubbie Award! Mary

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Stacey,

      Thanks, glad you enjoyed this hub! I loved your introduction!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mary,

      YOu are funny Mary! Thanks!

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      Stacy Harris 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      Glad you enjoyed the introduction.... I couldn't resist! If I was really putting forth an effort I would have tried to go against some of your other rules as well! ;D

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Stacey,

      By all means! LOL :)

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      Stacy Harris 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      Oh man... you know I am always up for a challenge.... great... now I might have committed.. ha ha

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Stacey,

      LOL, You are now challenged! :)

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      Joan 4 years ago from St Kitts

      loved this hub. #39, now that is something I really didn't know...lol

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Joan,

      Thanks for your visit to this funny hub of mine! :)

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      azure_sky 4 years ago from Somewhere on the Beach, if I am lucky :)

      Loved this! The perfect companion to Sunshine625's hub! Glad that you could offer us some insight into the male mind. Upped it, and did a lot of 'clicking'! Thanks!

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