50 Things Men Want Women To Know

There has been an ongoing problem that has been eating away at society. This problem is slowly, but surely causing life as we know it to deteriorate into vain and worthless nothingness. What is this problem you may be asking yourselves? Are aliens coming to abduct us? Are the British coming? Well I for one don't see Paul Revere on a horse, so we can negate that as a possibility. And if aliens were coming, I think we would heard have something on the news by now. So, let's automatically rule those scenarios out.

What then is the problem you may be asking yourselves? Guys desperately want girls to know certain things, but the girls are just not getting the hint! If the girl only knew how the guy felt about certain issues, then relationships would be perfect, and there would be no need for arguing. This also is true on the flip side, however. Us guys, unfortunately do not get the easy way out.

Girls also want guys to know a thing or two, so Sunshine625 and I decided to publish some articles that we hope will provide you with some necessary information to integrate into your relationships.

So what do men want women to know? Well, see for yourself, read this list and enjoy.

Feel free to respond to any item in this list in the comment section. I would like to hear your opinion on this list!

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1. Don't ever, ever, EVER kick us in the nuts, just to see what we will say, it is mean and totally uncalled for!

2. We like for you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes as well.

3. PLEASE, whatever you do, don't talk about your happy period, it frightens us!

4. We know you are hot and very pretty, that's why we are dating you.

5. When we call you beautiful, you don't have to argue, accept the compliment.

6. Don't ask us if you can decorate our face with makeup, or paint our nails, it is WRONG and just odd!

7. When we tell you that you are not fat, just believe us. This shouldn't have to result in a full-fledged battle!

8. We try our best to understand your hormones, but could you try to be less hormonal at times.

9. We are not as perverted as we are thought out to be

10. We may flirt all the time throughout the day, but when as we fall asleep, we think about the one we truly care about.

11. We love, love, love a girl's smile :)

12. We hate it when you ramble on and on about your ex-boyfriend!

13. GUYS CRY TOO!

14. When you reply with a "no" to our question, we hear it as a "try again tomorrow, and the next day, and so on..."

15. You have to tell us what you really want, and stop beating around those bushes! Those poor bushes are gettin' a good beating!

16. You should be extra careful with what you say, for guys can spread gossip a whole heck of a lot faster than you can.

17. If we tell you about a problem, we just want you to listen, we don't always need your advice.

18. We love girls with brains, that use them to think intelligently, even more than girls with miniskirts....sometimes.

19. We will do ANYTHING to get you to notice us! ANYTHING!

20. We get jealous easily. You don't believe it? Just try us!

21. We will brag about anything.

22. We learn from experience, not from those romantic books or movies you watch that keep you sobbing into the wee hours of the night.

23. If we look calm and normal on a date, we are probably going bezonkers on the inside!

24. If we say that we have something serious to tell you, you had better listen, because serious talk is not embedded in our nature.

25. You should do things such as perfume and makeup in moderation!

26. We would give up an arm and perhaps even a leg to know what is going on in that mind of yours(even if it was only for one day!)

27. Not all guys are losers, just because you met a few before us does not mean that they represent all of mankind!

28. When we tease you, 9 times out of ten, it is because we like you.

29. We seek advice from you not other guys, because if one guy is confused about something, the other guys will be too.

30. If you think I am speeding now, you should see how I drive when you are not in the car.

31. You look hot in running shoes and shorts.

32. If you are truly interested in us, then you shouldn't play that "hard to get" game.

33. Shopping is a CHORE, not an activity.

34. You can't change who I am , so stop trying.

35. You should stop taking food off my plate! If you are hungry you should have ordered your own food!

36. You shouldn't beat a dead horse! If we make a mistake, you can tell us, but just once please.

37. Leave the eyebrows alone, we don't like them plucked.

38. Some of us actually don't mind asking for directions, so stop the generalizations.

39. We don't enjoy looking through photograph albums as much as you do.

40. If we offer some assistance while you are getting ready, it means you are late.

41. Don't ask us to pick out your outfit, we will probably get it wrong!

42. If you ask a question that you don't want answered, then expect an answer you didn't want to hear.

43. Sunday=Sports Day, it is not something that happens periodically like the changing of the seasons.

44. You have too many shoes.

45. Subtle hints rarely work, just ask us what you really want.

46. Anything that has been uttered from our mouth five months ago can not be used in an argument, all comments we say become non-applicable after a week.

47. If something we have said can be taken in two different ways, and the one way makes you angry and sad, we definitely meant the other one.

48. If at all possible, please say what you are dying to say to us during the commercials.

49. We will never remember what day it is, please mark all special days on a calendar for our convenience.

50. Don't ask us what we are thinking unless you want a detailed description of the shotgun formation in football, hear about he newest and best monster trucks, or the sports highlights from last night.

Some of these are obviously sarcastic, and may not always be true. This is just a fun hub for you to enjoy, purely for your entertainment.

For all of you women out there, just remember that we are completely different than you! Let's all try to communicate better as couples. if you don't want to end up like this couple in the picture to the right, we had better learn to understand each other!

Here is the companion hub, 50 Things Women Want Men To Know by our friend and fellow hubber Linda (aka Sunshine625)