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Top 10 Funny Love Quotes

Updated on June 13, 2019
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I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

Humour Helps Romance

Relationships are serious business, but that doesn't mean romance has to be. If you are tired of those droopy teary eyed love quotes and want something to really make the special person in your life laugh, well the top 10 funny love quotes is just for you.Spunk up, spruce up and laugh up your love. After all, life is just too short not to make that special someone really happy.

When I am down and there is no bacon.

There is simply you.

— Clive Williams

Nothing is more sweeter than falling in love with

someone who cannot catch.

— Clive Williams

I woke up this morning with the most beautiful person in the world.

But then I googled it to see if it was true.

— Clive Williams

Love is Forgiving

Love is Kind

Love is Sharing

What is yours is also mine.

Can I burrow 50 Bucks?

— Clive Williams

Romance is a beautiful thing

I love you without ending

But I beg you, lets go out for dinner

No more of your cooking

— Clive Williams

Baby, I miss you so much everyday day,

So I wrote you this little love Quote

But the game is on and I still cant find where you hid the remote

— Clive Williams

I see your beautiful face, you are always on my mind

Even when I place my head on the pillow

Then your imaged popped up again and I cut myself shaving you in the mirror.

— Clive Williams

Never let go of Love

After all, It is the only real thing we have

......literally.

— Clive Willims

Nothing can stop me from be with you

You are the one who makes my wings sail

But I need help, Can you post bail?

Some people fall in love for the wrong reasons.

But you are the reason I Fall in love

Some people only love by the season

But every season I am in Love

Speaking of seasons, this Christmas is a chiller

But baby, no more neon colored sweaters

— Clive Williams

© 2019 Clive Williams

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    • clivewilliams profile imageAUTHOR

      Clive Williams 

      5 months ago from Jamaica

      Thanks Pam

    • Pamela99 profile image

      Pamela Oglesby 

      5 months ago from Sunny Florida

      So funny!

    • Harrison Logan profile image

      Harrison Logan 

      6 months ago from New York

      Smile

    • clivewilliams profile imageAUTHOR

      Clive Williams 

      6 months ago from Jamaica

      Funny Ruby

    • always exploring profile image

      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 months ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa Funny

      Love makes the world go 'round'

      until you hit the ground

      Love is the meaning of life

      until she threatens with a shinny knife

      Run if you can

      Or stand up and be a dead man

      Hee

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