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Two Hour Girlfriend

Updated on July 14, 2011

The Two Hour Girlfriend

Why would anyone ever want a girlfriend for two hours? Well, why not? Any relationship is a transient thing. A relationship may last for days, weeks or even years but ultimately there will be a parting.

Two hours is long enough to chat and learn about each other. Even to share secrets. It's long enough to know if you like each other. This is un-speed dating. Dating in the fast zone.

My two hour girlfriends have been ladies in massage parlours in South East Asia. In fact it was one of these who coined the phrase "The Two Hour Girlfriend". As she rightly pointed out it could be one hour or one and a half hours but few go over the two hour relationship.

The two hour girlfriend is not a date in the normal sense of the word. She is though a psychologist, a psychiatrist, an adviser, a friend. She will listen, she will talk, advise, may flatter, joke and sing. She will massage not only tense muscles till they relax but massage your ego too. She is a Geisha. She is perfect.

Two hours is too short a time for serious imperfections to appear, either yours or hers, You are paying her for her company. She is a different class of Rent-a-date but no date is cost free.

Sex may just possibly figure in your temporary relationship but then again it may not. Not so different to any date anywhere

Some of my two hour girlfriends have remained my friends. Years after we may talk on the phone or if in the same town may grab a coffee together. A two hour girlfriend can be a friend for life.

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    Peter Dickinson 6 years ago from South East Asia

    Thank you Eiddwen. Glad you enjoyed it.

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    Eiddwen 6 years ago from Wales

    A great read and thanks for sharing.

    Take care

    Eiddwen.

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    Ralph Deeds 6 years ago from Birmingham, Michigan

    Small world so it's possible. Was her name FiFi by chance? If the girl I met was an exotic dancer she didn't let on. The one I met was from Oslo and living in New York City. She eventually gave up on New York and me and moved back to Oslo.

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    Peter Dickinson 6 years ago from South East Asia

    Funny you should say that Ralph, because I too met a girl on a plane on a two and a half hour journey. We remained friends till I had my phone stolen and her number along with it. She was an exotic dancer...I don't suppose it was the same girl?

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    Ralph Deeds 6 years ago from Birmingham, Michigan

    Back in my bachelor days I had two-hour girl friend on a two-hour plane flight which developed into a two-year romance.