What are you Really saying?
No, really, I painted this.
Oh Really?
When you go to the grocery store in 5 inch heals and short shorts, you may be saying: 1) I just stopped in for condoms on my way to my other job. 2) Its wash day and everything else is dirty. 3) I have high arches and I’m looking to marry a doctor.
When Hillary Clinton went to Africa and dance after her meeting, she might have been saying: 1) I want to be as popular as my husband. 2) After a few drinks, I feel like a teenager. 3) If Bush can do it, so can I.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WO4UMMpJTk
(Hillary)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLYyMJ6XY6U
(Bush)
When you come home late from work and your dog doesn’t meet you at the door, he may be saying: 1) You’re late, I pooped on the carpet. 2) You came home empty handed, no treats? 3) A dog isn’t really man’s best friend.
When you invite your girlfriend for lunch and you offer to pay and she only orders a salad and a glass of water, she may be saying: 1) You look great, I need to loose some weight. 2) I know you’re cheap, so I won’t embarrass you. 3) I have a double fudge cake with chocolate icing waiting for me at home.
When your boss sends you an e-mail and wants you in his office at 3pm, sharp, he may be saying: 1) You have done such a great job, I’m giving you a promotion and a raise. 2) You’re doing such a fine job, and I’m so lazy, that I’m having you write my 5 reports for me. 3) You are doing such a fine job, I want to give you this note, yeah, it’s pink, nothing personal, but what the heck, it was nice knowing you.
The Avatars we use in our Hub profiles says a lot too.
When you use a picture of Brad Pitt, you might be saying: 1) I’m a short 500 pound guy who lives in my mothers’ basement. 2) My teeth are too yellow to use my own picture. 3) I can pretend I’m cool, smart and sexy, maybe I’ll get more fan mail.
When you use a half dressed woman with big Hoo-Hoos, you may be saying: 1) No one ever looks me in the eyes anyway, might as well make use of them. 2) I wish I had enough money to get implants. 3) Who need brains with a chest like this.
And finally, I changed my Avatar picture because: 1) I died my hair and it turned green. 2) The relocation program isn’t working. 3) I can lie about my age now.
