What're You Going to Do?

He said that she said that they said that you said that I liked this. Is that true? What is wrong with you? I am supposed to be your friend! Why do you think you can just gab around behind my back and tell other people something like that?

What? You didn't say it? Then why would he say she said they said you said that I said it? That makes no sense! Right, it's his fault. He is mad at you because you won't go out with him because I like him and that is a good reason for him to lie to me? Right! He doesn't have any reason to lie to me.

Did you say it or did you not say it? I don't even know if I can trust you to tell me the truth after what I heard. How would they have known, anyway? I only told you! Right! It's my personality. They could read it in my mannerisms. That makes about as much sense as putting peanut butter on a steak. I don't get you at all!

Fighting with you is futile, you know? You are so full of it! I can't believe that I ever trusted you to be my friend and hold my secrets. I bet you want me to talk to the rest of them. They have probably already been warned that I am going to ask them and they'll lie for you.

I need help? You need a new friend! I don't want to be around you any more. You can't keep a secret, you can't keep your stupid mouth shut! What is wrong with YOU? I thought you were different! of course you're just like everyone else.

Oh, you think that you've been doing me a favor? Please!?!?! I don't need you to do me any favors. You didn't say that? You sure look like you want to say that. Why do you think that I need any favors from you? I have plenty of friends! Well, stop looking at me like that. You are not my only friend. That girl over there: yes, that one. She's my friend. You can ask her. When have we ever hung out? Why would I tell you? You'd just blab it all over the place. I want you to know right now that I cannot be your friend any more. I know it probably breaks your heart but I don't care. I'm too mad at you and nothing you can say will ever change my mind.

You think you'll go out with him after all? Just because I like him, I suppose. That's not it? You like him already but you were keeping your distance because of my feelings. Well, way to spare my feelings! Telling them so they could tell other people and have them go and tell him is such a great way to spare my feelings....................

Hey. Are you still talking to me? I'm sorry. I got a phone call from him last week. He asked me out for a date. He told me he made it all up, that he knew that I liked him and you didn't tell him anything. I'm sorry. I'm SO sorry! Please talk to me?

Well, goodbye then.