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Express Yourself Anonymously - Dear Boss You're a Jerk!

Updated on April 15, 2013

Dear Boss,

We here at GIF partners feel that you are just a puppet, who is incompetent of your role as manager, and that you clearly do not fit the job description.

You are lazy, slow and at times seem like that you are on drugs.You also allocate too much work to the staff and we feel that you need to get off your fat ass, dude you have gained like 20 pounds in the past six months.

Finally on a personal note, I don't have time to write my hubs no more! You sit there lurking behind me, when I'm in the middle of a beautiful prose, and bam I jump out of my seat, which causes me writers block. And when I have writers block, my followers won't respect me any more, and when my followers don't respect me any more my score suffers! And when my score suffers google and adsense won't like me any more, and when google adsense don't like me any more my hits and cents go down!

Do you now understand why we at GIF are angry with you? Especially me. So please cool off!!! I'm trying to run a business here, and its called hubpages.

So this is a warning and if you don’t change in the next four weeks, we are all going to sign a petition and send it to the CEO of the company.

Peace and Love,

The staff

Express Yourself Anonymously

Did you ever want to send your boss a letter like the one above? Well now you can.

Express yourself anonymously is a safe way where you can send us emails/letters that you wish you could send to your boss, ex girlfriend/boyfriend, secret crush, or a person that you just don’t like, (express yourself anonymously is a blunt, direct and safe way to express yourself) and we will forward your message from our email to that particular person, signed anonymously.

Or what about to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend who broke your heart into a million pieces?


Dear john,

I just want to let you know that through out our whole relationship, you never did satisfy me sexually.

I’m not bitter or mad; you just need to know that your manhood was never enough. Yup! I did fake it all those times that you thought I was screaming in ecstasy, in fact I was screaming from either boredom or the suffocating pain that your BO inflicted on my nostrils.

And to be honest I'm not even so sure how my ex best friend the tramp put up with it too.

Sorry to disappoint you, I’m sure all the women you cheated on me with thought the same way, but never had the guts to confront you.

Well now you know.


Anonymous x


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