God Does Not Give A Damn About Your Grammy!
Do you really buy these evangelists that claim to have heard the word of God? Of course not! They have no better idea than you or I if there is a creator . They certainly cannot know the desires of that creator. The exception is on Grammy night. You can be sure to hear a lot of thanks given to the Supreme Maker from award winners. Even Gangster rappers give praise to the Lord. That is hilarious! God did not have time to help the people in Auschwitz, but he makes his choices for the Grammy awards! God is also very involved with athletic events. The winners usually claim God gave them the wherewithal to achieve victory. God doesn’t prevent wars or cure cancer because he is busy jiving to the beat or watching the NFL! Judging by the level of his intellectual curiosity he must also spend a lot of time on Facebook.
Now as silly as that malarkey is, we now have a man making a fortune on reporting his observations in HELL! He claims to have spent 23 minutes down in the fires of Hell and returned to report that Satan is alive an well. He must have had a stopwatch with him on his visit. This man is making a fortune scaring the Hell out of Christians. His name is Bill Wiese. This man claims to have visited Hell and returned to planet Earth! Is that clear? He claims to have gone to Hell for a visit and returned to describe the facilities!
Mr. Wiese has written a book (2006) on his travels to Hell. In 2007, along with his wife Annette, he founded “Soul Choice Ministries”. Mr. Wiese can buy and sell me. His book is on the New York Times best seller list.
We have
our share of these Looney Tunes here in Virginia as well. It may be the home of Thomas Jefferson, but Virginia also spawned Jerry Falwell who got all
concerned over a cartoon he thought was Gay. We all remember Pat
Robertson right? You know, the guy who showed up on CBN two days after 9/11
with fellow evangelist Jerry Falwell to blame the terrorist attack on gays,
feminists, abortions and the ACLU ! Boy I really need to consider Vermont or Oregon. It is beautiful down here on the farm. But my dogs have more sense than these guys. If you really hear God then pray for me. Ask for enough to get a home in Vermont so I can talk to Bernie Sanders. He is the one that talked for 8 hours against giving tax breaks to the Ruling Class of America.
"The
day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as
his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the
generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."
—Thomas Jefferson, letter to John Adams, April 11, 1823
