Predictions From the Missing Quatrain of Nostradamus

Be warned. What you are about to read will change your life forever. A lost quatrain of Nostradamus has been uncovered and it has predicted the weather with one hundred percent accuracy for hundreds of years. The United States government is in possession of this powerful document and has used it to win wars and control the economy.

The United States of America has lost its place in the world and orchestrated the current economic malaise as cover to regain lost ground and regain economic leadership in the world using this quatrain. As a high ranking unnamed government official said, “He who controls the weather, controls the world.” Another official elaborated, “Just knowing what the weather will be next week Thursday makes for a better vacation.”

My life is in great peril. The government has kept this Nostradamus quatrain secret for Centuries. Many have died trying to reveal the secret to the human race. I am sure to suffer the same fate. But I take comfort knowing you will be enlightened. Once the genie is out of the bottle, it can not be returned.

My death has been foretold in the very Nostradamus quatrain I expose:

The revealer shall before one and a hundred eighty years of life, die.

So you see, my fate is sealed. Yet, I care not for myself, but for you, the enlightened generation. For you shall know the weather. So here it is, before I am discovered and prevented from my destiny: the lost weather quatrain of Nostradamus:

Wind shall ripe the sail and rent,

blowing from the east, or north, maybe west, and south.

It shall rain unless it does not, and then it could snow.

Cold it shall be until the warm day arrives.

There it is. Out in the open for all mankind to hold tight to his bosom. There is more; a sister to this quatrain. It reads as thus:

Great storms will come and then subside.

Idiots on the box [Nostradamus predicted Fox News?] will proclaim my prophesy.

Thinking of himself and glory only

The revealer shall before one and a hundred eighty years of life, die.

On second thought, maybe I should put the crumbing parchment back where I found it and delete this news repor

Predictions 2010: Everything you need to know about the year 2010 as it happens. Remember, it was said here first.