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The unexplained & mysterious hole

Updated on November 18, 2015

********************** The biggest hole on earth **********************

This hub is dedicated solely to nothing else but types of holes. Nothing else but all of the different types and kinds of holes that we encounter and hear about throughout our everyday lives. A hole is something in our life that isn't appreciated very much and that most of us just simply take for granted and expect to be there day after day. A hole is actually a very serious thing and it deserves some respect just like anything else in life. Some holes are actually good for us and make our lives a better place to live, while other holes are bad for us and make our lives more difficult. This hub is totally designed to be a plain simple way to escape the harsh realities of this world by giving you a few simple moments of peace of mind while you are visiting my hub and trying to come up with your own ideas of holes. Now there are different types of holes in this world, and here we are not talking about whole milk, whole kernels of corn, the whole truth and nothing but the truth or I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Now here we are just simply talking about your basic everyday average functioning hole and here are a few examples that I came up with off the top of my West Virginia head to get things started off with - a doughnut hole, the hole in the wall gang, pot holes in roads, a hole in the fence, bolt holes, worm holes, the hole in the ozone layer, a hole in a ball, knocking a hole in it, a hole in your socks, a hole in one, a snake hole, a hole in time, a porthole, a manhole, a peephole, a post hole, a rat hole, getting it into the hole, a nail hole, a cylinder hole in the engine, a hole in the ground, the watering hole, a mud hole, a hole in your engine head, the ole fishing hole, a hole inside a lifesavers candy, slipped through a hole in the system, the black hole in outer space, a whale's blow hole, a hole in the bottom of your shoes, a loop hole, threading the hole of a needle, a pie hole or one's big mouth, a hole in your pants, a belt loop hole, eye holes for your shoe strings, and the list goes on & on & on. So now it's your turn to come up with and name a few more holes of your own.

Here's where you can add your own idea of a hole for the list:

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      Cee-Jay Aurinko 21 months ago from Cape Town, South Africa

      Wow HoleStory - I think you covered like, half of all the holes in the entire universe! I see there are a lot of comments here for holes in the world, so, how am I going to come up with something unique? Hmm...

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      crook hunter 3 years ago

      All holes are goals(destiny) but all goals are not holes(soccer goal is a net).

      Hammmering article know.dont u think?

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      jimagain 5 years ago from Hattiesburg, Mississippi

      Somebody had to dedicate a Hub to those metaphysical entities of nothingness we simply call, holes! Off the wall and original. I loved it!

      Voted UP and funny!

      The EPA defines a 'hole' as a natural or man-made topographic depression. Thought you might appreciate that. I cna give you the CFR reference if you want!

      -from a lover or worm holes, balck holes, and esp, do-nut holes!

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      Queirdkus Ω Ibidem 5 years ago from Sitting on the Rug

      Hole in the roof? Thanks for sharing, TheHoleStory!

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      Anjili 5 years ago from planet earth, a humanoid

      Hi Holestory,

      You are such a Hole. Your hub gives an interesting read.

      What amused me most were the hearty comments it got from hubbers. Believe me when I say - They don't mince words. Most were terse and quite funny. Will share this one with other readers. Thanks for being such a hole. Lol

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      marshacanada 5 years ago from Vancouver BC

      Great Hub!!! Hole in the tree, hole in the cruise ship hull,hole in the bucket,hole in the ice,yee old fishing hole.

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      kikalina 5 years ago from Europe

      that is a really beautiful image! Thank you

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      oballesansano 6 years ago

      Holey- nice explanation and justification for whatever "hole"/s... :)

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      oballesansano 6 years ago

      Holey- nice explanation and justification for whatever "hole"/s... :)

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      Ryan Palmer 6 years ago from In a Galaxy far, far away

      It's an exhaust shaft/port thing, like on the Death-Star! We can only hope Luke doesn't shoot at it, lest the earth is destroyed and we have to rebuild it again to conquer the galaxy...

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      Carl S. Miller 6 years ago from Pacific Northwest

      a bell-mouth spillway, also known as a "morning glory," "plughole" or "glory hole"

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      Carl S. Miller 6 years ago from Pacific Northwest

      You've named black holes. But there's also their theoretical counterparts/opposites: white holes.

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      Sam 6 years ago from Tennessee

      up and funny! I didn't see the ole swimmin' hole...

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      pennyofheaven 6 years ago from New Zealand

      Oh your ideas are so much fun! Thanks enjoyed again

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      mr. daydream 6 years ago

      "They say I'm worthless... Like a penny with a (hole) it in" lol.

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      James Brown 6 years ago from United States of America

      how about you having a 'hole lotta nerves' writing a hub about holes which holds no holes, as we know holes to hold. (don't try to figure out my comment - it makes no sense to me either) :)

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      CheyenneAutumn 6 years ago

      I read this hole thing and the whole thing left me with a hole in my head that the holiest of hole fillers will never be able to fill. That's the hole truth - or the hole enchilada!

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      Goody5 6 years ago from Bohville, USA, Just below the Mason-Dixon line in the land of the pleasant living

      The whole time.

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      possum lover 6 years ago from the backwoods just to the North of South Carolina

      A Dunkin' Doughnut's "munchkin". Which if you don't already know are the little round holes which they sell by the box at their great smelling stores. However I'm pretty sure that each little munchkin isn't the left over hole from their doughnuts.

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      Gary Anderson 6 years ago from Las Vegas, Nevada

      Lol, Woods Hole Group, involved in Marine Biology in Cape Cod.

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      lyjo 6 years ago

      Hole(Whole)Milk? I don't think anyone mentioned this one...forgive me if its repetitive...What a fanatastic Hub....excellent...look forward to following you! Take really good care!

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      Daniel J. Neumann 6 years ago from Harrisburg, Pa

      Holy swiss cheese---whole fat.

      My favorite holes are black.

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      denden mangubat 6 years ago from liloan, cebu, philippines

      i just have to bookmark this

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      Kathi 6 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

      Nose hole

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      libby101a 6 years ago from KY

      Awesome and original! I love it! Thanks for a great read!

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      Queen of the Lint 6 years ago from The Laundry Room

      Never really thought about holes before this!

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      maven101 6 years ago from Northern Arizona

      Nietzsche's Hole...Deep, dark, and mysterious...We look into the Abyss, and it looks back at us...Larry

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      Neil Sperling 6 years ago from Port Dover Ontario Canada

      LOL - Hole in a pipe, hole in a guitar, hole in the tub where the drain can drain the whole tub of water. Gosh all mighty.. I wish I had a dime for every hole I see in a day.... but since I have a hole in my bank account I wouldn't keep any dimes anyway LOL Cheers

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      Linda Rogers 6 years ago from Minnesota

      I see above me, TheWizz said, "cake hole." I have been told to shut my BLOW HOLE. BLOW HOLE also refers to what a whale breathes out of. Hee hee, this is soo much fun:)

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      Linda Myshrall 6 years ago

      Hole-y Mole-y! There are a whole lotta holes in this! The whole thing's a wormhole... the hole where all cyber things live. Reading this was the most fun I've had all day. =)

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      Dallas W Thompson 6 years ago from Bakersfield, CA

      The "hole" story and nothing but the "hole story..."

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      animal'sfriends4evr 6 years ago

      hole n' one........BOOOOOOOOOM!!! *crash...bowling balls shattering.....WOW...a strike, lol!!!!!! :)

      this "hole" story is interesting... :)

      ~Leah

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      sabrebIade 6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mel's Hole near Ellensburg, Washington

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      Five One Cows 6 years ago from Moo Town

      coal mining hole

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      Dilip Chandra 6 years ago from India

      Welcome to HubPages... great start with a "Hole Hub"...

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      Robert Elias Ballard 6 years ago from Zirconia, North Carolina

      Good one and lots of great comments, keep em coming!

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      Jeffrey Tymczak 6 years ago from Amelia Island

      HOLE lotta Love - Led Zeppelin!

      Jeff

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      princessdaisy21 6 years ago

      Got another one, =)

      'Hole Milk' =D

      Please anyone comment to me if you don't understand my jokes and I'll explain them! And if you do get my jokes, then comment here that ya did! :) Lol, sometimes they r hard to understand. =/ =)

      P.s. Great job, TheHoleStory! Look, you've only made 1 hub so far, and you only became a hubpages member 4 weeks ago, but you already attracted over 100 followers - including me - because of this awesome hub! great idea...great hub....great hub!!!! =D

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      princessdaisy21 6 years ago

      OMG erthfriend makes a point! =) that's so LOL! =D

      I got one too,

      THE LETTER: O

      :)

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      RTalloni 6 years ago from the short journey

      Very often, the most interesting holes are the ones in peoples' stories, aka lies.

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      erthfrend 6 years ago from Florida

      oh my gosh, I never knew I would be thinking this much about holes!! LOL How about a toilet hole?! This is a very important hole!

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      brandonfan 6 years ago from Mid West

      The holiest of holes! You know what I'm talking about!

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      bulldog53 6 years ago

      rock quarry

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      PMS9 7 years ago from India

      hole hole hole !!!

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      N.E. Wright 7 years ago from Bronx, NY

      A hole in the head. Ouch. LOL.

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      peacegirl101 7 years ago

      Or a an eye.........just kidding :)

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      peacegirl101 7 years ago

      HEY NOBODY SAID MINE YET.....doughnut or bagel hole........Yum :) LOL!

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      Carl S. Miller 7 years ago from Pacific Northwest

      Quite interesting. Can't wait to see where you go with this idea...

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      Stephanie Hicks 7 years ago from Bend, Oregon

      digging a hole to China (or vice versa?)

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      TheHoleStory 7 years ago from Parsons, West Virginia

      Thanks for the the great comments guys. I never realized that there were really so many different kinds of holes till I started this hub. Keep em coming on in.

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      Shirley Pisa 7 years ago

      hmm....how about a ring? Would that do?

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      prasetio30 7 years ago from malang-indonesia

      My friend, you have a hole collection. Thanks for share with us.

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      pastella13 7 years ago

      Polos - the mints with the holes. Holes - what a great subject. Anyone know why we have them, because a hole is something that isn't there.(Isn't it?)

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      possum lover 7 years ago from the backwoods just to the North of South Carolina

      Underwater holes & midnight fantasy

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      infonolan 7 years ago from Australia

      HOLES IN BURGER EDGE FOR FALSE LABELLING (i.e. UNDECLARED SOY and DAIRY IN GLUTEN FREE BUNS!!! https://hubpages.com/food/Burger-Edge-edgy-gluten-...

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      bejones 7 years ago

      Pot holes in Michigan! :)

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      equealla 7 years ago from Pretoria, South Africa

      A whole bunch of hollow ideas! lol

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      Nell Rose 7 years ago from England

      Hi, If you have half a hole, does that constitute a whole hole or half a hole? lol

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      Nando's 7 years ago from Pretoria, South Africa

      Holes in the wall for your plugs!

      ralwus Sies, I'm sure many people laughed at your "hole story"

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      rizwan_isria 7 years ago from India

      I think its Just a Mining HOLE

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      epigramman 7 years ago

      ..and what I have before my morning coffee - a (dang) hole in my head!!!!!

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      epigramman 7 years ago

      ..now we`re getting interesting ....Ralwus showed up!

      ...okay and one of my favorite bands - The Butthole Surfers!

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      ralwus 7 years ago

      Hmmm, only one I really enjoy, but I fear to mention it, but it's wet and pink. I used to visit it a lot and play with it too. It's is sometimes quite furry, but most now are just smooth, so I have been told. I have learned it can never be worn out, I know this is true, for I tried to for many years. they are simply the most amazing holes ever created.

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      jill of alltrades 7 years ago from Philippines

      How holey! Very interesting!

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      moncrieff 7 years ago from New York, NY

      The Hole, Courtney Love's band from the 90s... if anyone remembers...

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      Peggy Woods 7 years ago from Houston, Texas

      A holier than thou story.

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      Five One Cows 7 years ago from Moo Town

      How about a bung hole

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      Poethepoet 7 years ago from Charm City

      sink holes

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      Timmy(B) 7 years ago from United Kingdom

      hole in one

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      susanlang 7 years ago

      (laughing) A hole in your stockings, blowing smoke holes. There's a hole in your story! Thanks for joining my fans. I'll be sure and read you more often!

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      Martie Coetser 7 years ago from South Africa

      The hole in the corner man/woman. (Thanks for the entertainment. Please give us more!)

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      Judicastro 7 years ago from birmingham, Alabama

      hole in your heart kind of hole )-; welcome to Hubpages. Nice to have the diversion!

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      epigramman 7 years ago

      assholes ....there's a few of them lurking around hubpages!

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      Denise Handlon 7 years ago from North Carolina

      Hole-y Smokes! :) Welcome to hubpages! Happy hubbing.

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      zzron 7 years ago from Houston, TX.

      The Black Hole

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      The Wizz 7 years ago

      Cake hole. Got told to shut it a lot growing up!

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      mquee 7 years ago from Columbia, SC

      That's pretty creative, I would never have thought to write a hub on holes. Very well done!

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      DoorMattnomore 7 years ago

      pie hole

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      stars439 7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Bullet holes we can do without. :)

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      Mentalist acer 7 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

      Haha,...a belly button hole;)

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      Marlin 55 7 years ago from USA

      I think this is unusual in a good way. I've never seen tis topic expored like this.

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      Tom Whitworth 7 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      Peep hole

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      possum lover 7 years ago from the backwoods just to the North of South Carolina

      I got another one - button hole

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      DoorMattnomore 7 years ago

      wholly enjoy the hole. ahhahaa

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      Five One Cows 7 years ago from Moo Town

      "The hole in your pocket" And for the record I like this whole thing.

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      DoorMattnomore 7 years ago

      weep hole. =)

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      patdmania 7 years ago from waterford, mi

      Dogs dig holes!!!

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      Poethepoet 7 years ago from Charm City

      Butt hole. Somebody had to say it.

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      possum lover 7 years ago from the backwoods just to the North of South Carolina

      Possum holes