Review: Samsung UN65H8000 Curved 65-Inch 1080p 240Hz 3D Smart LED TV

Who doesn't love television? Aliens. Are you an alien? No, no you're not. Which means you're totally interested in what I have to say. Ever since I purchased the Samsung UN65H8000 Curved 65-inch 1080p 240Hz Smart LED TV my life has improved exponentially. "How?" you might ask. Well, keep reading and I'll tell you.

But that all changed when I purchased the Samsung UN65H8000 Curved 65-inch 1080p 240Hz Smart LED TV from Amazon for the incredibly affordable price of $2,297.99 plus free delivery. "Did you just say free delivery?" Why, yes I did. The moment I ripped open that box, Jessica called and invited herself and several of her girlfriends over. I'll just say that the night went well.

Soon, everyone wanted to come over and watch movies with me. My Friday nights went from pitiful to legen--wait for it--dairy! I was the It guy. Me. And I have the Samsung UN65H8000 Curved 65-inch 1080p 240Hz Smart LED TV to thank for it all. No other TV could've transformed my life the way that this one has. "But why this TV? Aren't they all the same?" I, too, used to think like you. I understand your skepticism. So, let's go over some specs.

Before the Samsung UN65H8000 Curved 65-inch 1080p 240Hz Smart LED TV came into my life, I lived alone. I often sat alone on Friday nights on my old dusty couch, Vera, and watched as paint chips fell from my wall. My phone never rang. It was just so lonely. Even my cat would stay out into the wee hours of the morning. Long story short: I was a loser.

• This TV is awesome. Just had to put that out there.
• It's curved. So, you know, it's totally immersive and hypnotic. The trance is what draws in the neighbors.
• You'll score major cool points. I mean, seriously, how many people actually own one of these TVs.
• It's motion and voice controlled. This is insanely awesome because you're TV is basically a robot. Chicks will dig this.
• Chicks WILL dig this. I can't say this enough.
• It has 3 frickin' D. You can totally watch Wreck-It Ralph . . . when your nephews are over . . . ahem!
• It's 65 inches which is the perfect size for any room. My buddy has one in his studio apartment and it's working out great for him.
• PEOPLE ON AMAZON LOVE THIS TV! Click here to check out the Samsung UN65H8000 Curved 65-inch 1080p 240Hz Smart LED TV's stellar reviews.

If all of that didn't convince you that the Samsung UN65H8000 Curved 65-inch 1080p 240Hz 3D Smart LED TV isn't the best TV on Earth, then you are from outer space. Get back in your flying machine and leave us Earthlings to our Samsung UN65H8000 Curved 65-inch 1080p 240Hz 3D Smart LED TV.

In summary: If you don't own it, you're doing it wrong.