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Amusing football quotes
"The O line was so crisp they should have had freshness dates stamped on their butts."
-Running Back Marcus Sprunk after gaining 192 yards in a game.
"His clipboard holding needed some work."
-Head Coach Bugs McFeely when asked why he didn't put in his backup quarterback during the fourth quarter of a 45-10 blowout.
"He broke his ankle on the last play of the game, but he'll be OK. He has another one."
-Head Coach Bugs McFeely when asked about ths condition of an injured player.
"I told him to rub some dirt on it and get back in there, then I realized we were playin' on artificial turf."
-Head Coach Bugs McFeely when asked about a minor injury suffered by one of his players.
"It was a big win for us and it put us exactly where we want to be at this point in the season - back in the locker room making sure that no one stole our bling during the game."
-Defensive Nose Tackle Andrew Shortshanks after a particularly satisfying victory.
"I love this game! I love this game! Not in the kissy way, but in a manly life-affirming kind of way!"
-Defensive Back Herman Williams after a game winning interception.
"We made some bad plays, but they came at good time, so our bad memories will make us feel good about ourselves going into next week."
-Defensive Back Josiah Average, looking back on his last few games.
"Our defense is like a computer: it's quick, complicated, and powerful, and I'm looking forward to upgrading it next season."
- Defensive Line Coach Tank MacNamara