Mark Sanchez Still Sexy and Other Observations

What is sexier than a 3-0 rookie quarterback with a passer rating of 87.7 and body of a greek god?

His model girlfriend Supermodel Hilary Rhoda. Nope. Try again.

How about the Legendary Brett Favre. He is 39 years old and playing like he is 29. He has gotten the Vikings off to a 3-0 start and has a quarterback rating of 94.5. 

This is why the Vikings wanted Favre so badly, to make plays like this. The distance and accuracy on this throw is phenomenal! 

Both the Bills and the Broncos receiving corps have been unimpressive thus far.

Brandon Marshall -12 catches 128 yards 1 touchdown – most of this from week 3 against Oakland. Yeah right, ESPN “don’t expect a break-out game from Marshall.” SHUT-UP! You always give bad advice.

Eddie Royal - 6 catches and 42 yards – Not what people expected after an impressive rookie season.

Terrell Owens - 5 catches, 98 yards and 1 touchdown. His 184 game streak with at least 1 reception, broken at the girly hands of Trent Edwards who has struggled to find his top 2 wide-outs this season.

Lee Evans - 8 catches, 88 yards 1 touchdown.

Who would have thought these duos would be out preformed by the Giants' Mario Manningham and (the good) Steve Smith.

Clinton Portis – Can we abort this, season? Ugh painful to watch and for a guy with bone spurs it must be painful to play. 

Tim Hightower- A little jokester we have here. Every time you bench the guy he puts up decent numbers. Once you play him, he chokes.

Entire ATL offense – White and Turner haven’t been studs and are playing quite average. I'm renaming him Michael "burnt toast" Turner it is like he has no gas left in his engine.

Houston's Run Game - First off shame on you for using Chris Brown as your goal line back, a position that Steve Slaton did quite well last season. I hope you change you tune after that fumble humbled you. (Yet to score a TD on the ground)

T.J. Houshmandzadeh - You disgust me! Houshmandzadeh sounds like the name of a sexually transmitted disease.

Running Back Committees - Yuck!

JaMarcus Russell - The biggest joke in the NFL. Give this guy a towel and some water bottles to hand out.

Philip Rivers - I was sky high on him going into the season drafting him in a majority of my leagues. Rivers currently leads the NFL in passing yards with 991 yards.

Steven Jackson - Our relationship is bitter sweet. I draft you in the first round and you get hurt every year. He is 5th in the NFL in rushing yards posting 2 back to back 100+ games. However he has still yet to find the endzone. This problem is a common disorder for St. Louis players. 

Peyton Manning - Is the man. Can anyone shred defenses like this guy?

Dallas Clark - A tight-end who is fourth in the NFL in receiving yards.

Willis McGahee - For a 16th round pick in 17th round draft can you say SUPER SLEEPER!

Chris Johnson - is averaging 117 yards per game. He rushed a solid 4.4 yards a carry against a tough Jets Defense. You can blame the Titans losses on not giving this guy the ball 30 times a game.

1. Cleveland Browns 
2. St. Louis Rams
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4. Miami Dolphins
5. Oakland Raiders - Yes I put a 1-2 team on here over 0-3 teams.

1. New York Jets - Defense wins championships. 
   
2. New York Giants - Show me something!
3. Baltimore Ravens - Hello Joe! That kid can throw!
4. New Orleans Saints - Unstoppable? Can they over throw NYJ?
5. Vikings (They have played the Browns and Lions) - Impressive game winner by Favre.