Night of Champions 2015 Predictions.
Team Cosmic Wasteland vs. Neville et Lucha Dragons.
Winner- Neville et Lucha Dragons.
This is a feud that should be great...
And just isn't.
The addition of Stephen Amell made it interesting... A month ago.
Now it's just treading water, and like most WWE feuds, just needs to go away.
I give the edge to the babyfaces because...
I have a hard time imagining the Ascension winning on pay per view.
Seth Rollins vs. John Cena.
Winner- Seth Rollins.
You can't have the brightest young star in your company drop both titles in one night, and *SPOILERS*, I don't see him walking out of Night of Champions with both belts.
Now, I doubt it'll be a clean win, but I do think Rollins comes away with the United States Championship.
Sting is 56 years old, balding, and has to wrestle in a shirt.
Rollins is 29, and makes me feel bad about the way I look.
There's no conceivable way for Rollins to lose to a man that age.
Unless of course, he has a long, physical match with someone like John Cena.
I give Rollins the nod here simply because...
At some point, they're gonna strap Cena up again, and he can't build a feud while he's having "U.S. Open Challenges" every week.
Nikki Bella vs. Charlotte.
I almost hope Nikki Bella wins.
Don't get me wrong, I hate the Bellas and everything they stand for.
But if they drop the strap to Charlotte now, as opposed to a week ago, then it's obvious they really did want to give her the record just to spite Punk.
And that's sad.
Just effing pathetic, really.
The Wyatt Family vs. Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and...
Winner- Diet Shield.
ME! I'M THE MYSTERY TAG TEAM PARTNER.
In all seriousness, my money is on Randy Orton, Erick Rowan, or The Rock.
How cool would that be?
IF YOU S'MELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
In any case, I think they're gonna give the babyfaces the win here, and they really shouldn't.
Unless they're bringing someone up from NXT, and they want to push him, it's a stupid move.
After burying the Wyatts for two years, they finally have heat again, the newest Wyatt makes them unbeatable and scary.
Nah, just give the win to the guy who talks but can't wrestle and the guy who wrestles but can't talk.
Rusev vs. Dolph Ziggler.
Winner- Dolph Ziggler.
So, I actually thought Rusev was going to win this feud...
But then I thought of something.
I think they're going to turn Ziggler heel soon.
They might even plan some kind of double turn with Rusev.
Maybe some weird angle where Ziggler was just using Lana, so she can finally grow up and be an independent woman or blah blah blah.
Ryback vs. Kevin Owens.
Winner- Kevin Owens.
A. Kevin Owens needs a win.
B. Ryback as a champion has been a pretty big flop.
He's freaking boring.
Imagine an interesting IC champion...
The New Day vs. The Dudley Boyz.
Winner- The New Day.
The New Day are the hottest act the WWE has right now.
That felt weird to say...
But seriously, they're extremely over.
Just watch this segment.
The New Day might lose to the Dudley Boyz, just because they wanna win the tag titles for the tenth time, but I really don't think they'll hold it for long.
Seth Rollins vs. Sting.
Okay, they've got to give Sting the title here.
I pretty much explained why Sting is gonna win in Cena's description.
Just for a second anyway, because Sheamus is gonna cash in.
The WWE's about to get hella boring, y'all.