funny football quotes 1
"Ow, that really hurts! I want my Mommy!"
-Little Tommy Drash, age 10, after being stung by a bee while sitting on the bench eating an orange slice.
"You can't catch the ball if you're making passes at the cheerleaders."
-Coach Dirk McToughness to Prima Donna wide received John Chadson after he dropped pass in the end zone.
"No, that pad is supposed to cover your coccyx ."
-Long time equipment manager Studs O'Malley while helping the rookies dress during training camp.
"And the hits just keep on coming."
-Quarterback Art Starr, after getting sacked for the 10th time in a game.
"This was much easier in practice."
-Offensive Tackle Kerry Kramer, after being steamrolled by Hall of Fame nose tackles in consecutive games.
"Even if this a shotgun formation, we don't bring guns onto the field ."
-Quarterback Walter Williams to his slightly overprotective offensive line.
"It's sudden death time. Bring out your dead!"
-Long-time Monty Python fan and kick returner Kevin Hester.
"No boys, that's not what a Pooch Kick means."
-Anonymous Pee Wee league coach.
"The game was so boring it should be remembered as the Stupor Bowl."
-Hall of Fame announcer Marty Brennehan
"We ended the season a really good 1-15. We were the best team to lose 15 games I've ever coached."
Hall of Fame Coach Dirk McToughness commenting on his first season in the league.