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What Top 5 things should a female have in her purse??

Updated on April 30, 2013

She Should Know

So cici020 asks "What Top 5 Things should a female have in her purse?" Here is the link if you are interested in the answers she received. I thought that being female she would know, but I guess not.

I'm sure women are flooding to this question to answer. Women always run to aid another woman in distress. I applaud that. However, I'm going to tell you what every man wants to see in a woman's purse!

Form Of ID

This is very important. With make up and fashion making young girls look old, men need to verify your age. You might have a really nice body, but is it legal to touch it, even if you give us permission? I'm not looking to go to prison anytime in my future. Damn, it's not even on my Bucket List.

I list this item first because without this, guys will look no further. If they do or don't care about age, then do the world a favor and just kill the sick bastard!

Credit Cards

Not only should she have credit cards, but they better be good. If you want us to go shopping with you, you should know we expect lunch and sex. We realize we won't get the sex, but lunch is a must have.

You should be prepared to use that card at a Hooters or similar restaurant. Of course spend enough money and you might have to just give us the card and let us go to the strip club.

Even if you don't buy us lunch, it's nice to know you have the power to buy us stuff. Nothing says I love you more the your woman buying you stuff. Remember, men live in a world dominated by possessions. The more stuff we have , the more our peers look up to us.

Sewing Kit

You might be wondering why a sewing kit? Men are always bragging about their manhood. It's like fishing stories. A few inches are always added on. The sewing kit is to fix the crotch of our pants after the monster tries to escape.

Done laughing yet?

Look you know it's all in your man's mind. We know it too, but will never admit it. Just carry the sewing kit to make us happy. It's not like you will ever us it.


You women talk to much for us men. You may not realize it, but a day of listening to you can give us a headache. We will never tell you that. We will blame stress or allergies, but we will never say it's your fault.

Just look at it this way. Once you have children your purse becomes a medicine bag. Consider this training.


Let's face it, this needs no explanation. Don't like tampons? Use something else. As much as we hate to, we will even go to the store and buy them

Why Tampons you ask? Because if you are carrying tampons, then you are not pregnant!

Can You Digg It!


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    • mrpooper profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago

      Thank you barbergirl28, for the kind words. As for buying me lunch, it doesn't have to be a Hooters, Chunkie Cheese will suffice. Maybe I can win you a prize. LOL.

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      Stacy Harris 

      7 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      I love this... and I have to admit... you are absolutely correct. These are essential to have in your handbag... and your reasoning is above and beyond. I would buy you lunch at Hooters. More so because I like your sense of humor!

    • mrpooper profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago

      @Ruchira...........Glad you found the hub interesting. Thanks. However, this boogie man spray scares me LOL.

    • Ruchira profile image


      7 years ago from United States

      An interesting & a funny hub :)

      Also to keep the stray men away a boogie man spray would help...LOL


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