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Are Beards Really More Masculine And Sexy?

Updated on June 16, 2015

To Have a Beard Or Not-That Is the Question

Does your beard look great on you? Do you need to shave the stubble that you have carefully trimmed to give it that overnight and lazy look just before your big date? Who takes the priority? Your beard, or the girl who you have waited for nearly a year to say yes? What takes precedence when you go for that $500,000 job interview? Do you need to trim your beard a bit, or else let it flow unhindered the way it is? Major problems all if you love your beard or stubble more than anything else in the world!

So You Want To Have The Testosterone Overcharged Look?

Whenever in doubt, jump into the whirlpool of science to seek and support your choice so that you can stand up for your beard in times of distress. Your girl may not like it, the interviewer may find you disgusting, or the waiter at your table where you and your girl are having a candlelit dinner may find your table unserviceable. But wait! Research will be the exact denominator to determine what others are thinking when looking at all that hair on your face. This will give you an idea about whether you have really made the right choice in your life.

When you have facial hair that is distinctive, scientific research says that people normally associate you with maturity, dominance and aggressiveness-a macho sexy image really! A clean slate of a face with all facial hair carefully removed, tweezed or shaved, is associated with cleanliness, social reliability, and good health.

It's Your Choice. But Beware The Pitfalls Of Being Overtly Androgenic-Trim Your Beard Sometimes!

So the choice is really yours. If you want a testosterone-charged, all man sexy image with an overtly aggressive potential, having a beard is your real answer! Even though you might not be an angry, dominating or aggressive man inherently, your beard will convey that image to others. Men having beards are perceived as being more masculine, sexy, authoritative, and mature.

So why wait if you still don't have a beard? Just go ahead and grow one if you want to change the way others look at you. Remember always though that it is never a good idea to be right at the front of a protest with cops on the other side staring eyeball on eyeball at you with all your masculinity and aggressiveness of your brute beard! You just might be the first person to receive the baton blow, while your clean-shaven buddies are still shouting hoarse to make themselves heard by the cops.

But don't even think about lathering your dedication and being a turncoat! You can still tie up your broken head with layers of white bandage and keep your eyes, lips and beard open for one and all to see. Who knows, the girls will swoon over this new statement of your masculinity and cling on to you with hopes of life support, now and forever? After all, what is a rebel without a beard? Karl Marx had it, Fidel Castro has it, Che Guevara had it, and though Mao Tse Tung tried his best, he remained hairless forever, both on his face and on top of his head. Imagine him with a beard! He would have sent all rebels packed in a suitcase for an eternal holiday. Abe Lincoln had it, and look where it got him!

So be the rebel, sexy, androgenic, testosterone-charged all male you as long as you still have it! Don't wait for the day when your facial hair falls off in patches leaving you with beard outcrops that match the hair crops you have on top! After all, you have a beard that is still black and flowing, not gray, not bald patches, not thin, not broad, or better than that- no beard at all. Just cherish and flaunt it as long as you still can!

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