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Daily Weird #22 People will be saying "Your poop doesn't stink!"
(A special "thank you" to Rachel Loudermilk, who sent this information my way. Who says teenagers aren't helpful? Thanks, Rachel! You're the best!!)
There are certain people in this world that deserve really big, golden trophies. The person who invented toilet paper being one of them; the second, and almost as revered, should be the people who invented Poo Pourri.
Have you ever had to slink out of the bathroom at a party and hoped no one noticed who was in there last? Have you ever come out of a bathroom stall and felt the need to say, “It wasn’t me, I swear” then be overrun with guilt because you knew it was you? Have you ever had to use smelling salts to revive your wife when she went into the bathroom just a little too soon after you had vacated it?
Or, maybe you’re proud of the smell you leave behind after consuming 12 bean burritos. Maybe you puff your chest a little when the person coming behind you turns pale and runs in the other direction. If you’re this second guy or gal.. stop reading right now. I said right now. Ok, now. Ok, so not only do you “pride-fart”, but you don’t follow directions either. Nice. Very nice.
If you’re the first person, I have found a product to help your life become all you could ever want it to be. You can be the princess of a country, or the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, or the President of the United States.
OK, you can’t be any of those things. However, you can be the life of any party, and never again have to worry about what you shove down your gullet. Your wife will happily follow you anywhere-even into the bathroom, and you can stand tall when you exit a public stall. That’s right, you really can have all of these wonderful things. All you need is a little Poo Pourri.
Poo Pourri is a new, completely organic, product made by S2Synergy. You just spray the product in the toilet BEFORE going #2, and rest assured that you will leave no odor behind.
Once you try this anti-crap-smell spray, you will be hooked. Once you’re hooked, you’ll want more of everything S2Synergy has to offer.
Some examples are:
#2, before you go bathroom spray,
Loo-Pourri, before you go bathroom spray (for our English friends)
Nature’s Call organic
Pooch Pourri- pet odor remover
Poo Pourri Jr. Lil’ Stinker-soiled diaper deodorizer
There are as many different products as you have odors.
It’s a new year. What better way to make a real change in your life, than to order Poo Pourri? With Poo-Pourri, you can start worrying about how to make your mark, and stop worrying about what your mark may smell like.
Poo-Pourri.. buy one for you, and maybe even one for a friend. Buying this for the whole office would actually be a gift for you as well. One try, and people will be saying, “Something’s different, I just can’t put my finger on it.” You can smile to yourself and know it’s Poo Pourri, and you DID just put your finger on it.
I did not make this up. Here's the website for this product.
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