Behold The Sleek, Stealthy, Farr West Pettipant
Today we continue our panty exploration with a pair of panties that stopped me in my tracks when I saw them. Not literally, of course, they're panties, not muggers, but you get the idea. These panties are so pretty, but yet they look sort of kind of just enough like men's boxers that you may very well be able to incorporate them into daily attire without a girlfriend or spouse who cringes at the sight of lingerie having a coronary.
In fact, these pettipant panties may be just what you need to introduce the idea of wearing lingerie to partner. Indeed, you may find that your partner in life and crime (but not yet in lingerie) may come around to the idea once she's had a chance to enjoy this type of lingerie, which is vaguely feminine, but not entirely threatening. It's been observed more than once that if women can get their heads around the idea, they generally end up quite enjoying the fact that the men in their lives take time to look and feel good for them. After all, nobody enjoys coarse cotton, nobody, and that includes hardline traditional dressing ladies.
However regardless of whether you wear these in a relationship or alone on a observation platform somewhere in darkest Siberia, these are gorgeous panties. Not content with merely being silky and lovely, they go the extra mile with a scalloped lace trim that flits around their edges, making them even more appealing to the eye, if that were possible.
Like Hanky Panky, Farr West is a USA based lingerie company, so I think it's no exaggeration to say that if you're an American citizen and you don't buy these panties, then the terrorists have won. (See, politics does have every day applications, you just have to be willing to bend and stretch reality and truth in ways they were never intended to be bended and stretched.)
Let's look at some technical specifications for these panties, shall we? You can purchase these panties in 'Vanilla' (sort of off white, if the picture is to be believed, though the color on the site makes it look sort of beaten egg yellow, which confuses my brain,) Black, which makes sense, and 'Sable', which for once, isn't another word for beige, but is another word for a strange kind of muddy tree brown that is being discontinued. So, you know, if you have a penchant for lingerie in weird colors, you better get in quick and snap up a sable pair. They could be worth something on Antiques Roadshow one day.