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Get Clean the Filthy Way!

Updated on February 19, 2013

A Lucky Find

Every once in a while, a product comes along that I intend to use for the rest of my life. Filthy Farmgirl soap is one of those products. If you've never heard of it, you're seriously missing out!! Why? Because this kick-arse cleaning agent keeps you smelling fresh without poisoning your skin with harmful chemicals, additives, and/or nasty perfumes. Now THAT'S a reason to celebrate your daily scrub-sesh!! So...kick off your shoes, run a hot bath, and get ready for a sexy ride down to the Filthy Farmgirl ranch...YEE-HAW!!!


Bye-Bye Body Wash...

First off, let me say that I have gone through quite the sudsy evolution over the years. My earliest bath-time memories involve lathering up via soap crayons. During that point in my life, a soap's cleaning power wasn't as important as its creative potential.

Years later, as a teenager concerned with ridding myself of any B.O., I reached for soaps and bubble baths that smelled like something my sweet tooth craved (which is, literally, anything containing copious amounts of sugar.)

As an adult, I graduated to whatever yummy-smelling body wash was on sale (provided that it was housed in a larger-than-life container.) I honestly never thought I'd go back to using bar soap, EVER!

Then, one day, my cool-kitty aunty Carla hooked me up with my first bar of Filthy Farmgirl soap. She was visiting Hawaii (Big Island) and had bought a few bars at our local farmer's market. At first, she meant to take them home as novelty gifts for her friends. Yet after trying one at bath-time that night, she fell in love and begged me to try a bar.

At first, I was a bit apprehensive. After all, "Filthy Pussy", "Filthy Cock", and "Filthy Ass" didn't seem like scents that I would enjoy. Boy, was I wrong! Ever since that fateful night of exciting exfoliating experimentation, I've been hooked!

Over the past year, I've tried many different Filthy Farmgirl scents and each shower fills me with suds-a-riffic pride. Although I have my absolute favorites (which I'll let slip a little later), one thing is for certain...I'll NEVER buy another bottle of oh-so-blah body wash again!


Why You Should TRY IT...

Filthy Farmgirl soaps are 100% natural and truly unique. Each specially-scented (and hilariously dubbed) soap is made with pure ingredients that you can trust. Unlike most store-bought soaps, Filthy Farmgirl contains NO detergents, NO sulfates, and NO petroleum products. All fragrances used are derived from wholesome fruits, veggies, herbs, spices, and essential oils. Pick up a bar, and you'll be amazed by the lovely colors and scents that each flavor exudes. And, since each bar is made with purified water and is 100% vegan-friendly, you won't be lathering up the guilt. Filthy Farmgirl's mottos are "No Yucky Stuff" and "Live Nakedly" for a reason; after all, these sunshiny soaps will have your skin cherishing every bath-time adventure!

Devin Asch (co-founder of Filthy Farmgirl and delightful salesman)
Devin Asch (co-founder of Filthy Farmgirl and delightful salesman) | Source

Why You Should BUY IT...

Filthy Farmgirl soaps sport hilarious labels (printed on 100% recycled paper) that are both witty and tongue-in-cheeky. Yet that's not the only reason you should add them to your bathroom d├ęcor. Truth is, Filthy Farmgirl soaps are inexpensive, practical, last a long time, and lather up perfectly with a loofah or washcloth.

A scrumptiously-sinful bar of "Filthy Vampire" lasts for about two to three weeks in my house (both my husband and I share a bar.) But the best part is that my skin feels clean, fresh, and healthy after every shower. There's NO oily residue left behind, NO scaly/dry patches created from soap burnout, and NO allergic reactions!

Perhaps it's just thanks for not using awful chemicals anymore, but I've also seen an improvement in my skin's elasticity since using Filthy Farmgirl soaps. This product truly LOVES your skin!!! Yet, don't take my word for it; check out the photo of Filthy Farmgirl co-owner/co-creator Devin Asch (left)...his flawless complexion doesn't lie!!

Favorite Filthy Flavors...

My bestie, Rachael, and I have been searching for our signature Filthy Farmgirl scents all year long. While I've already made my first-round draft picks, Rae has still been searching. She seems to love each new bar more than the last, which has made it difficult for her to stick with just one scent (especially since there are over 69 marvelous fragrances to choose from.) This makes every Sunday trip to the Maku'u Farmer's Market an adventure...which flavor will Rae try next? ??(^-^)??

I, however, am much more selective about my preferences. I like what Iike, I return to what I love, and I hoard what I want like some crazy cat lady on an armageddon kick. Consequently, it only took a few months for me to pick my Filthy Farmgirl favorites....

"Filthy Vampire" - My all-time favorite! This flavor emits the delectable fragrances of blood orange and pomegranate, and its rich garnet and cameo color looks as seductive as it smells. Filthy bloodsuckers have never been so sexy!! FYI---This flavor also comes in a 'manly' label called "Filthy Fireman"

"Filthy Teacher" - This is the first bar I ever tried, and it's a great choice for those who like citrusy scents that aren't overpowering. With a transparent lemony hue, this subtle flavor assures that your smart-and-savvy skin won't be stuck in detention.

"Filthy Unicorn ~ Enchanted Wonderberry" - Talk about magnificent and mythical...this flavor is what dreams are made of. I'd like to think that it's conjured by magic and made of rainbows, but maybe that's just the effect it has on me. Its sweet-as-sugar fragrance of raspberries, blueberries, orange, and cinnamon make me giddy-up with joy.

"Royal Almond" - This Filthy Farmgirl flavor is rich, luscious, and boldly beautiful. With the angelically smooth combination of almond and coconut, you'll be tempted to take a bite! And, if you need a vacation, just sniff a whiff for instant transportation to a lovely white-sand beach far, FAR away!

NOTE: Out-of-this-world combinations are made when you use two sample bars at the same time. For example, Wonderberry + Royal Almond = ThaSHIZnittlezambamshnizzlesnaps!!!

But That's Not All...

As if having wonderfully-effective and delightfully-delectable soaps wasn't enough, Filthy Farmgirl also offers other fabulous products that will make you skin tingle with joy!

For the Guys: Scared of smelling too fruity? Never fear, Filthy Farmgirl is here!! Try some of the more masculine scents like "Filthy Lumberjack" or "Filthy Zombie". With flavors like these, you won't have to get girly to get clean!

Lotion: I almost don't want to tell you 'bout this one (since its my filthy secret), but Filthy Farmgirl lotion is... To. Die. For. It leaves my skin satiny-smooth and lightly perfumed. If I could buy out every bottle of "Filthy Hula Girl" lotion, I would; as this product has captured my favorite floral scent (pikake) perfectly. I really don't want anyone else using it, so try "Kiss My Ass" (or another flavor--they are ALL brilliant!) Yes, I'm that greedy.

Lip Balm: If you want keenly kissable lips, Filthy Farmgirl's smoochie lip balm is for you! With stellar flavors based on the most popular soap scents, you'll be smacking your pretty little puckers all day long!

Doggie Soap: Even the most pampered of pooper dogs can get filthy from time to time. Keep your farmpup smelling prim and proper with these awesome dog soaps. It's sure to have your barker's tail wagging!

T-Shirts: I'm a Filthy Farmgirl...are you? Show off your sweetly-scented swagger with a sexy-fitting Filthy Farmgirl tee. Your natural beauty will turn heads and make this world a cleaner place!

Bottom Line: As a Filthy Farmgirl addict, I'd just like to say...

Once you get filthy, you'll NEVER clean differently!


TattooKitty =(^.^)=

Me kissing a sample bar of Filthy Vampire, oh-la-la!
Me kissing a sample bar of Filthy Vampire, oh-la-la!


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    • lrc7815 profile image

      Linda Crist 

      4 years ago from Central Virginia

      What a great hub. It's resourceful, interesting, well written with just the write mix of creativity and gentle tongue-in-cheek humor. Voted up and sharing!

    • TattooKitty profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from Hawaii

      Thanks, Joyce! These soaps are definitely a wonderful find...I hope you can find them in your neck of the woods. If not, don't be afraid to order some (free shipping...YAY!!!)

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      Joyce Haragsim 

      6 years ago from Southern Nevada

      These soaps do look very interesting. I'll have to keep my eyes open to spot them.

      It's good to meet you.

      Voted up and awesome, Joyce.

    • TattooKitty profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from Hawaii

      Thank you for reading, SweetiePie! I know you'll love 'em once you try 'em! I've even got my brother hooked, LOL!

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      6 years ago from Southern California, USA

      I am intrigued to try these soaps. Thanks for sharing, and they sound very nice for a change.


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