Humour in a B Cup - Boobs that are Almost Barely There To Double D's

Yes this Hub may not have been written, were it not for an email that I received today.

Do you need a laugh??

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .' Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. .

The Catholic type supports the masses;

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;

The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there...

{C} Can't Complain!..

{D} Dang!...

{DD} Double dang!...

{E} Enormous!...

{F} Fake...

{G} Get a Reduction...

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...

There goes all the mystic and wonderment we males have had throughout our reaching puberty and attaining maturity.

This I am sure really somes up the the great upliftment.

I have been informed that bra's also come from countries, for those people (who wear bras) that have objections to the their intimate support be likened to their religious practise, and therefore might find that they have to change their religion to accommodate their breast.

American Bra - Supports the underprivileged masses

Russian Bra - Uplifts the masses

French Bra - Turns them into Art works

German Bra - Stopzthemfloppinground

Wonderbra - makes mountains out of mole hills! I too can sport cleavage

Old South Africa bra - Separates the masses

Unsophisticated bra - Over the shoulder, bolder holder

Italian Bra - Plain and sensible

The Atomic Bra - 90% Fallout

We men are relatively easy to understand, we are set in motion by a simple Switch either On or Off.

However a Woman, ......... well you need to have that Owners Guide.