Men In Cowboy Hats and Skirts
I think I said I wasn't going to do this anymore, but you know, old habits die hard. And I can do what I want, it's the Internet! I make the rules! Mwa haha ha ha! (I think I made it at least a week without one of these articles.) Anyways, I was recently looking at men wearing cowboy hats and pondering just how very flattering cowboy hats are on guys and girls. There's just something about covering the forehead and having stiff fabric brimming out at right angles about the head that really compliments the average human face.
You know what else looks good both on males and females? Long skirts. I know long skirts aren't in right now with the young folk who insist on flaunting their toned bodies (as the age of thirty looms ever closer, I realize now just how damn good looking we all were seven or so years ago. Don't waste your early twenties kids, you ain't ever getting them back. On the plus side, by the time you get to your late twenties, you'll be much less of an idiot. Also, get an STD check. That's all the advice I have for you right now, take it to heart.)
Anyway, long skirts don't spend all that much time in the public eye aside from when celebrities get dressed up and go tell each other how wonderful they are in special awards shows that everyone laps up. I wish there were special awards shows for semi reclusive Internet writers where we could all lick one another. That's what celebrities are doing there in the VIP room you know.
I digress again. Long skirts look awesome, especially if they are A line skirts that allow for something of a majestic sweep. Not so much of a majestic sweep that you trip over yourself, but enough of a majestic sweep that there is a continuously sinuously moving triangle of fabric dancing its way through the room when you walk. The fabric would need to be fairly stiff, something cotton or linen, they're pretty much the same thing, but one of them will wrinkle spontaneously if you look at it and require 5 hours with an industrial iron to fix it. (In case you're not familiar with these fabrics, I'm referring to linen.)
Team a long skirt with a cowboy hat and 5 o'clock shadow on a man, and I reckon you've got yourself a winner.