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Sexy Y Fronts For Women

Updated on October 13, 2009

After writing 80+ articles on the subject of men wearing women's lingerie (somebody clearly has far too much time on their hands), it's time to even the score! Tired of wearing silky panties that caress your skin and make you feel like a sensual woman? Want some rough masculine cotton against your skin to gird your loins for battle, or perhaps just an outing to the local shops? Well ladies, this is the article for you!

I've compiled a selection of Y fronts that look like they'd be excellent wearing for us ladies. So grab a cup of tea and that ever present packet of bon bons, and lets have ourselves a little girlie chat.

The most stunning element of the Y front from a female perspective is the little stealthy slit that allows men easy access to their crotch. This helps them easily access essential body parts during the public urination ritual which they seem to partake in on a regular basis. This might be a bit of an odd segue here, but ever since I wandered into the men's room as a small child, gleefully spotted the stainless steel waterfall taller than I was and had dragged back from playing in it whilst its true function was explained, this has blown my mind. No self respecting sober woman would urinate in front of several other strange ladies, yet for some reason men seem to have no problem with the process. Strange. Boys are weird, and gross, did I mention gross? I think they might have germs.

We do have an equivalent style of women's underwear, but surprisingly enough, crotchless panties haven't made huge headway in the battle for market domination. There are all sorts of practical reasons for this, and I shan't go into them as they fall into the category of 'icky', and every lady reading this article knows why I say that, and no man who has wandered this way wants to know. I've already said too much, a distraction is in order. Look! It's David Beckham!

These possibly aren't Y fronts, the contrast in the picture is up too high to tell, but for some reason, this image is compelling me to purchase Armani products, no matter how ostensibly useless and removed from my interests they might be. If an Armani rep came to the door right now and tried to sell me excess CO2 emissions, I'd definitely buy them.

These Y fronts have pictures of burgers on them, and are so brightly colored that a woman could damn near get away with wearing them unnoticed. Also in this range we find Y fronts with snakes and ladders all over them, emphasizing the playful aspect of having to cover one's filthy nether regions from the gaze of the world. I want these. It might be wrong, but I just don't care.

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      Hope Alexander 8 years ago

      *slaps Misha* bad boy...

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      Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

      Trying to picture you wearing those... ;)

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      Anonymous 8 years ago

      Re: beaujolais

      I imagine I would have many of the same reservations about her as she would have about me, although I'd hope I wouldn't have to ask myself silly questions like "does this mean she's les?".

      Frankly, after a little introspection though we'd both come to realize what a nonissue this sort of thing can be in a relationship.

      At least, that's what I'd hope.

      That said, given the superiority of panties, I'd wonder why anyone would throw that away =p

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      Hope Alexander 8 years ago

      *shakes fist* damn you, hypothetical hypocritical crossdressers!

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      beaujolais 8 years ago

      Great article. The ironic thing is that 9 out of 10 CD's would be, shall we say, reluctant about the idea of their wife or girlfriend wearing guy's underwear. Go figure.

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      sam_t 8 years ago

      Interesting... you go girl!!!