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Tee Shirts I'd like to see

Updated on September 12, 2013
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It seems to me that we should not buy clothing with brand names on them. These companies have huge advertising budgets – they should pay us to display their names!

There are all sorts of commentaries that need no embellishment yet are too big for a bumper sticker. Or they would cause an accident while the person behind you Is trying to read the whole thing. My favorite example comes from Will Rogers: “If you find yourself deep in a hole, the first thing you need to do is … stop digging!”

I have a tee shirt that caught my boss’ eye because he only saw the front, which reads “You can do anything you want …”. He had me turn around to find the ending: “… at Alice’s Restaurant.” This is a reference to Arlo Guthrie’s anti-war song of the late 1960s. I was thrilled when I saw the actual place where Alice’s Restaurant used to be.

Sometimes these observations are fun when split to the front and back of a tee shirt. Other times they do fine just on the back.

Herein I offer some of my ideas for new and wondrous tee shirts. To any of you tee shirt manufacturers out there, I am willing to sell these – for a fee and the citation of my name, of course.

If you have original snippets of your own to add, please add them as comments so I can give you full credit.

the Cheshire cat
the Cheshire cat

taking risks

There are three thing in life I won't try: lesbianism, murder and hard drugs. My reason: I might like them.

flying high
flying high

a giant leap

I'll try anything twice -- the first time I may be too scared to enjoy
it.



ostrich

I wish I was an ostrich,

Head deep beneath the sand.

Then they might all wake up

And start to understand.

on being a teacher

On teaching:

Think of me as the cornea of your mind's eye, trying to tighten the focus.

elegant fish?

“Elegant fish dinner”

(headline was on a recipe newsletter)

… Sorry – In all my years, I’ve yet to meet an elegant fish!

parking is hazardous

In western New York, parking is more hazardous than driving. Despite no moving violations, I have over $800 worth of dings, dents and scrapes – and not a single note on the windshield.

statistics

Twelve out of every 37 people believe statistics ... or think they lie.

don't scare me

On slasher movies and loopy roller coasters:

If I want to be scared out of my skin, I ‘ll just look at my bills.

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sitting on one's hands

I wonder why ruling positions are always named after furniture:

  • Secretary
  • Cabinet
  • Divan
  • Chair
  • House
  • Desk

Sometimes I think it’s because all they do is collect dust.

© 2013 Bonnie-Jean Rohner

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      Bonnie-Jean Rohner 

      3 years ago from Williamson, New York

      Thank you.

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      Lucy 

      3 years ago

      I'm impressed! You've managed the almost imebosislp.

    • Bonnie-Jean Rohne profile imageAUTHOR

      Bonnie-Jean Rohner 

      3 years ago from Williamson, New York

      Then my purpose has been achieved! Life if so much more tolerable if we can laugh at it.

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      Irene 

      3 years ago

      I could watch Scldinher's List and still be happy after reading this.

    • Bonnie-Jean Rohne profile imageAUTHOR

      Bonnie-Jean Rohner 

      3 years ago from Williamson, New York

      Any suggestions of your own?

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      Lidia 

      3 years ago

      I liellarty jumped out of my chair and danced after reading this!

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