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Willy Warmers Keep Em Warm

Updated on August 29, 2011

Willy Warmers...Just Keep Them Warm!!

 Poor little Willy, while out on a trip to the swimming pool, he took a dive in the deep end and left himself a chilly willy, so he thought he packed his willy warmer in his nut sack, but oh no he left it at home with all of his other willy clothes.

What was he to do without any winter willy warming clothes to slip on his one eyed face....

This is the usual story of one mans shrivelled remains after a swim at the beach or in a swimming pool, don't let this happen to you, be prepared against the uncertainty of having some stylish willy warmers around, they are trendy fashion accessories and they save the lives of poor willies who could die from hypothermia or pneumonia.

We must rise up against those who think that willy warmers are just a fad and a silly willy novelty, hope is the only word we have for the Willy Warmer to live forever so we can save the lives of willies the world over...

Everybody cheer for the willy!!! Yeah!!!!!

Hairy Donkey Willy Warmer Anyone??

Donkey!!!
Donkey!!!

Willy Warmers On Amazon

Willy Warmers Are Just Funny

Willy Warmers can be an important and very practical Winter accessory as during this cold time any Man's appendage that becomes frozen will likely drop off and shatter into a thousand pieces just like the T1000 although it's unsure about his Willy's whereabouts! The woolly and knitted variety of willy warmers can be novelty gifts for a joke and you can buy them online with the comfort of knowing that they will be delivered direct to your door so that no one will know that you may have a cold twinky!

Buy a willy warmer today and reduce the heat loss on those little party sausages.

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      hans the man 7 years ago

      dunky willies!!

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      DeeNeeCee 7 years ago

      I wouldn't use mohair but use baby weight yarn... Nice and soft... lol

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      Writer Rider 9 years ago

      That's a good description. That or something out of the caveman era where they killed wolly mammoths and used their fur for clothing.

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      Wayne Tully 9 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      Yep I know Writer Rider, especially that grey one that looks like a donkeys whatever, looks like it's been worn to death!!

      I can't believe they sell on ebay to be honest!

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      Writer Rider 9 years ago

      By the way, I was just joking. Those willy warmers are awful looking things.

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      Wayne Tully 9 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      I find willy warmers quite funny as they just never ever fit right and yes they do look itchy,which could explain the rash, I think I'll have a break from wearing it!!

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      Nancy's Niche 9 years ago

      Well, I have heard of these before but to see a homemade “Willy Warmer” is another thing. Is it adjustable? LOL...thanks for tickling the funny bone (no pun intended)….

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      Writer Rider 9 years ago

      I guess this is where if I don't like a hub I shouldn't read it applies.

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      jim10 9 years ago from ma

      Well that sure does look itchy. Thanks for the laugh.

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