Apple's New iPad 3

Apple’s New iPad 3

The rumor is finally out, yes it is. Apparently, China has stolen Apple’s trademark of “iPad” from iPad 3 up through iPad 17. So far iPad 18 to infinity has not been stolen yet, maybe, by Japan, or some other smart country. While Apple figures out a way to battle China in an international courtroom, Apple’s new iPad will be called “the new iPad”, "ipad HD", or plain “iPad.” This name is already making customers frustrated and disappointed. But who cares, Apple is always innovative, right? They should just call their latest iPad model “iPad God” and be done with it but then that would scare religious technology gurus away but wouldn’t scare the average Atheist from buying the latest Apple tablet because Atheists’ don’t believe in God. With brand naming and religion out of the way, let’s move on to something more interesting, I mean hey, it’s the latest frigging iPad.

With nothing exciting on this new tablet other than having the best screen to date and a Bluetooth upgrade, hey I’m trying to make my article sound appealing here but I can’t because the new iPad really cannot do much than its predecessors. It is slimmer with a taller screen compared to previous generations. The camera is now at 5 or 6 megapixels, maybe 7, 8, while other tablets are already at 10 or more and have been like that for the past 3 years. And the worst part of it all is, you still have to buy Apps from the Apple store.

Now Apple got creative with "Siri" or your personal technology assistant that can recognize speech and read data back to you for example you can ask Siri what the current weather conditions are in your area, another area, or you can have Siri read text messages to you, tell you a joke, etc, and Siri was introduced with the OS 5 which the iPhone 4 uses. Siri is still in beta stage so it will probably be another year or so before the new iPad is fully integrated with Siri.

The newest iPad certainly doesn’t live up to its expectations in terms of innovative technology because it really can’t do anything that the iPad 2 and iPad 1 already can do. The iPad does look super clear but who cares. Anything newer than what the technology world is already use to? Helps us out here Apple because your iPad surely is disappointing. But wait here, which iPad are we talking about? iPad 1 or iPad because iPad 1 and iPad are the same thing but two totally different tablet computers.