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Updated on March 05, 2015

The marriage fairy:

A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday.

During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and i've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.


Faithful or unfaithful;

Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.

The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a midsize car.

The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.

A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.

"What's the matter?"

"I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"


Gorilla Candid Camera

Drive-Thru Pranks


Friendships: Men vs Women:

Joke about friendships between women and men. Funny and True! Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knows anything about it.

Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband’s 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he is still there.


~We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.~

Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Office Desk...

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."

"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken..."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

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    Josh 6 years ago

    Entertaining, a good break from studying. Keep it coming!

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    Mr Nice 6 years ago from North America

    Hi sameerk,

    Thanks for reading and commenting on my hubpage. Please come again. Good night

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    sameerk 6 years ago from India

    nice one hillarious

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    Mr Nice 6 years ago from North America

    Hi pretty,

    I am here to make anyone's day, feel free to make as many days as you wish....this offer is only for limited time only.

    You cannot make more than one day same day, so make one day at a time.....hahaha. I like that joke too, teacher was smart.

    Good night.

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    prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US

    I like your jokes! LOL,,,,, You made my day again Hehehehe, I like the excuse for exam best, the Do IT YOURSELF student hehe, What an excuse, the finger cant write hehehe --- Maita

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Hi jgw899,

    Thanks for the comments. Well, nothing serious it's all for fun. Enjoy rest of your day.

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    jgw899 7 years ago from Santa Cruz

    Classic hub. Beginning was so mean !

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Welcome and thanks for the comments samboiam.

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    samboiam 7 years ago from Texas

    Funny stuff

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Thanks for viewing and commenting on my hub kea.

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    kea 7 years ago

    Interesting and funny hub!

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Welcome back healthgoji,

    Thanks for viewing Girls Locker Room Pranks-Candid Camera and for the comments.

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    healthgoji 7 years ago

    Funny stuff - nice pictures!

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    antonrosa, welcome and thanks for viewing.

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    antonrosa 7 years ago from USA

    A good read!

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Hi Fresh_Flower,

    Welcome to my hub and thanks for viewing.

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    Fresh_Flower 7 years ago from London

    Funny vids! Poor nerd in vid nr 4...

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Hi Jess Killmenow,

    I love funny stuff and that's why I share my laugh with other hubbers too.

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    Jess Killmenow 7 years ago from Nowheresville, Eastern United States

    Funny stuff, Mr. Nice! Thanks

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    Pure 7 years ago

    These are fantastic!!Thanks for sharing.

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Thanks Mortgagestar1, i will keep it up if you fix the spelling of what you mean.......just kidding too.

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    Mortgagestar1 7 years ago from Weirton,West Virginia

    Great & fun hub! Keep it up! I maen the hubs....LOL))))

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Thanks again for liking my hubs, please visit again.

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    daytripeer 7 years ago

    You do good hubs, but, I think this may be your best. lol

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