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Google, Illuminati and the Cybersheep

Updated on May 12, 2011

I Are Google!

We all know the story behind Google;well at least the ones who try to live of it know. The basic idea is we can’t do anything without Google’s approval or their knowledge. Mess with Google and your earnings will be close to zero. So we have to bow down and worship almighty Google every chance we get. We all accept that as a fact and move on. But have you ever thought why? Are they just so damn rich and want more that there is no end to their greed or are there some other motives for Google’s supremacy over us?

Google Illuminati?

Well there is no telling and there are no proofs of anything except their greed, but there is one hint that they are not just going for the money. The fact that they want to be everywhere and know everything makes me scared. If you just think about it for a second they could be something like NSA, CIA, FBI or maybe all those put together. Are you aware that they have more info on every person on this planet more than those three plus MOSAD, MI5 and ex KGB put together! Every single one of us that has ever left some info on the net actually gave that info to Google. So they have your name, address, social security number, what color panties your grandma used to wear! Google is shameless and they are not acting like internet police, they are the police, they are our Skynet, and they might just as well be our doom. Illuminati have ruled the world from the shadows for centuries, when I see Google on the top of the food chain I can’t help myself but to think they are some secret organization with ulterior motives.

The Cybersheep

If you just watch how they expanded from a search engine into everything they could get their hands on it sounds more like world domination is their goal. Just think about it, they took blogs, they put ads in every bit of net. Which are just little spies! They offer their websites, their translator, but those are just internet related. Did you know that they have a chain of fashion stores? They have bought everything they could get their hands on. Google even went that far and started making smart phones. You all heard about Google Nexus One, they are going over Microsoft and Apple, and they are even lowering their heads for Google to pass by. The next thing they are going to build will be Cybersheep. Yeah, they will. Just imagine what they can do, there will be no more need for human workers. They will invent ultra smart modified Cybersheep that will scan the net and they we be the damnation of us all. The last thing we will hear just before we die will be Goooogllleeeee.

Google is Coming!

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Google is near, what do we do?

Well I have never been good at conspiracy theories, but I think I am onto something here. Google will expand and they will take over the universe. 50 years from now those that are still alive will be plugged into matrix serving as food for Google Illuminati’s Cybersheep program. So with all this being said, I ask you… What should we do?

I know, we will start an underground rebel group called practical SEO and fight against the all mighty Google in order for the justice to prevail in the end!

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      3 years ago

      I speak of what i think, feel and believe you can go ahead and laugh at me all you want you can mock me all you want and you can insult me all you want but you wont break me so here goes nothing i guess. I am both LUCIFER and JEHOVAH those are who i really am my divine mother gave birth to me she fell in love with me and she lost her virginity to me i also gave her my virginity my divine aunts all fell in love with me too each of them gave me their virginity i think my divine grandmother fell in love with me and gave me her virginity too and i think i have 10 divine big sisters who i never had sex with. As for myself i was born before the universe was created i do not have a father im the very first man to ever exist before i existed there was only women and before i existed the women didnt know anything about love and sex. After the universe was created i conceived many healthy children specially with my divine mother she and i also conceived both JESUS CHRIST and TAMMI of Nazareth i also conceived many healthy children with all my divine aunts and i think i have conceived many healthy children with my divine grandmother too. What would you say if Satan is really a woman and if Satan was in reality one of my divine daughters would you find it surprising or what ? and what would you say if im really GOD THE FATHER at least but not GOD THE MOTHER because GOD THE FATHER and GOD THE MOTHER arent one and the same but were actually mother and son what would you then say huh ?. What would you have said if Satan rebelled because she wanted to make me all hers because she wanted to have sex with me so much no matter what she had to do to get a chance to have sex with me would you find it amazing of Satan then or would you call it pathetic for example ? well you can say whatever you want i wont force you to believe what im saying after all i gave you mortals free will. I speak of what i think im sure at least most of what im saying is true no matter what illuminati might indirectly tell you but if you brainwashed mortals wants to live in denial then so be it. Thats all i had to say farewell you foolish, blind, naive and misguided mortals.

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      4 years ago

      Yall need Jesus!!!

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      5 years ago

      While I don't think Google is the Antichrist I do believe Google will play a major role in supporting him when the right cards fall into place.

      Two major things have to happen first though is for America (The Mystery Babylon) needs to be put out of the picture somehow which will happen when China decides to withdraw payments and dumps the worthless US Dollar as other countries have been doing.

      Next is for some kind of a major gun grab as there are over 250 million register gun owners which is 89 firearms for every 100 residents while Switzerland is close behind with 46 guns for every 100 people but Switzerland is much much smaller.

      Whatever they are going to do it can't be done publicly or a TON of shit will follow and you don't want to be caught in the crossfire and I bet my money that Google will have a part in all it.

      They are not just a search engine unlike pre 2005. They are much much more now.

      Do you know about the mysterious Google Barges?

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      7 years ago

      WWW is the devil. it means devil wins and that's the end of the world. we have to begin again reconstuct the world. without any evil !!

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      cesar garcia de la fuente 

      7 years ago

      Creo que estamos, simplemente desvalorizando algo , que se nos dio gratis y que utilizamos a fondo para todas y cada una de nuestras necesidades, logico, que algun precio teniuamos que pagar, acaso la Iglesia y los Estados no cobran y con sinceridad a cambio de nada.La Globalización trae consigo el estar controlados por el ojo que todo lo ve, acaso no sabemos entender quiénes son.

      Yo pertenezco al Grado 05 y solo estoy para enseñar lo que se que siempre sera poco en comparación con lo que google sabe, solo soy un miembro de algo grande

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      7 years ago

      Okay, while i do think that the fact that google can know everything about you is scary i think there just an example of smart business. The more you sell the more you earn, simple as that. And google was smart and lucky enough to catch on to that and become a global phenomenon... Holy Shit Google found me!!! Help!!! HELP!!!

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      8 years ago from Nigeria

      sometimes, it really amazes me why almost everything on the internet is all about google and making google happy.

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      8 years ago

      Google is the beginning of the end. I Opened up a nice little box today, containg a brand new Macbook Pro with some battery power left, found a Wlan and tried to make a hotmail adress for using with YouTube, and got the answer: "It seems that you already have a Google Account. Would you like to combine the accounts? How the hell do they know all this? Why is Google taking care of 10 gigabytes of your files for free? Change now! Don't use anything with the name Google on it. Google is the ultimate spy tool. Leave Google while you have anything private left. (If you have any)

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      8 years ago from Serbia

      Hi Boss, not sure if you should post bad things about the Devil, I mean Google, you can get in trouble :)

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      8 years ago

      google, microsoft, apple, all devil companies

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      8 years ago from Australia

      Lol Zarko,

      Interesting insights here. Whatever it is, if we choose to keep in info from Google, they won't know but Google Dominating everything?? from our food to cars to our alarm clocks? I don't think I'll like that..

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      8 years ago from Australia

      Hehe, nice theory :) It may as well be true, no on can no, after all, a theory is only a theory...

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      8 years ago

      Do you not find it odd that google (an evil and corrupt organization bent on world domination) is allowing your website to be found using its services that millions of people use for free?

    • ZarkoZivkovic profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Serbia

      @yic17, I agree with you, and as the hub is what it is I can understand that comment. And since there are plenty of comments here I know you probably haven't read my comments.

      I don't claim anything in the Hub, I am merely stating a possibility and nothing else, some food for thought. I agree that it is healthy to expand, I don't know who said it but it was something like "either we evolve or we die", I agree, but nevertheless, as an SEO I am pretty seek and tired of Google monopoly. No one person or company should have the power to manipulate so many lives and other companies as Google has at the moment. And if you are for monopoly then we do have a difference of opinions.

      @JustMe, Bob Marley is a legend and he was right :)

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      8 years ago

      Do No Evil = O No, Devil

      Maybe google is not the antichrist, yet, but it is certainly trying some sort of world domination. And that is not a healthy thing for anyone. The way companies function these days is beyond the understanding of a regular Joe - they are actually patenting medical cures genes etc, and are becoming so vast that they have more power than most countires combined - and all the allegations towards a company that soon will be the richest on the planet should be taken seriously. And as they are spreading on every possible market we should monitor them and what they are doing instead!!

      People. I ask you to keep your eyes open and monitor the monitorer. As Bob Marley said: "You can fool some people some time, but you can't fool all the people all the time!"

      Stay real ;)

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      8 years ago from Los Angeles

      while that is a possibility. I don't think your evidence of them expanding is solid. because if you go into the same field as Google .. you will start to understand that the internet has so much flaw still that it can become so much better. and the deeper you look .. you start to realize that the entire world's technology needs improvement. one idea leads to another ... it really is the nature of this business (technology - especially internet technology since it's so fresh with so much room for improvement).

      I have worked on an internet software for 3 years and during brainstorming .. you just keep coming up with better ideas. and you keep thinking of how expanding the ideas on other things will improve them so much.

      and that is just me .. a regular guy with ONE internet software project. imagine Google .. a multi-billion dollar company with so many staff, so much resource. of course they will have countless ideas and the desire to expand. it's our human nature to explore and expand. there's no way a company with so much resource just stays there and does one thing forever. humans expand and it's just what we do.

      so I think it is important for you to try to understand their perspective. that way you can understand why they're doing what they do.

      anyways, I also said your idea is a possibility because if one is to believe Illuminati exists. then for certain they will not let Google roam free in our world. they either started Google or have taken over Google already.

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      8 years ago

      arent the masonic colors; red, yellow, blue and green? which are the colors of not sure about this info..

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      8 years ago

      you are making me paranoid :)

    • Vinal profile image


      9 years ago from United Kingdom

      Nice article. I dont know whether Google is evil or not, but i do know that "Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely"

    • ZarkoZivkovic profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Serbia

      Agreed on all accounts, but it is a fact that Google has more intelligence on us than any other agency in the world, so that makes them the greatest threat.

      If you look at it from the reality perspective, Google is the most powerful company in the work at the moment, which always leads to someone saying bad things or thinking up conspiracies against them. It doesn't really matter if Google is evil or not, what matters is that they have bunch of sensitive info on billions of people and if they make one mistake, their computers break down, someone hacks in their system, all of that date can be compromised. And I'm sure most of us wouldn't want our private data to be available for everyone!

      honestly people, I have been getting a few mails from fanatics on this one, this was just a rant theory, I don't believe most of the things I said here and if you really think that I am serious about this you need to get your heads examined. I'm not talking to you Blackstone or most of the guys that commented here, I am stating this for anyone that wants to place a comment here in the future.and please stop sending me personal mail in regards to this topic!

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      Tim Blackstone 

      9 years ago

      I don't think Google is any more evil than any other company out to make a profit but the profit motive does lead to sometimes making decisions that may not be in the best interests of consumers.

      I do worry about the power of Big G and what they might do with all this data one day but they are not alone. Our data is stored by so many companies and government departments that nothing we do goes un-noticed.

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      9 years ago

      interesting insights.. and what's funny is the gooooogllleee!.. heheh..

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      9 years ago

      Yes ,torconstantino said right.It's a watchful warning and lesson for us all.

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      9 years ago from New York

      And now Google wants to team up with Verizon to dominate us even more. I did a hub about that too.

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      9 years ago from Serbia

      Just one of the possibilities I guess :)

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      9 years ago from Maryland

      Provocative and insightful post! It's a watchful warning and lesson for us all.

    • ZarkoZivkovic profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Serbia

      You are right, we allowed it to happen, but it's the market that dictates the needs at the moment, Google was our creation as much as it was Larry Page's. He thought of it, we embraced it and let it have too much power, now they are dictating what we should and shouldn't do, as well as grabbing info like CIA spies during the cold war.

      Their logic is in fact the same as CIA's, we do this for your own good! While I agree that there needs to be rules or the internet would be chaos, total anarchy, but there should be a public company that supervises internet and makes the rules, not a private company! This is pure monopoly!!!

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      9 years ago

      We choose to depend on materialistic things. It's our own fault that we're letting small things like internet websites, search engines, Celebrities, fashion, food, etc. take over.

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      9 years ago from Serbia

      Yeah, i think I'm going to hire Mel Gibson to star in my movie about Google Conspiracy, it will be called "Google, Illuminati and the Cybersheep, the Conspiracy Theory 2", but I will change the role of Julia Roberts for let's say Julianne Moore or maybe Anne Heche. And I think Kevin Spacey would be perfect to play Larry Page, he is great for a villain. I know, if Kevin turns me down I'll get Christopher Walken :)

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      Jennifer Crowder 

      9 years ago from Shreveport,LA

      Wow, Zark you are brutally honest.. Everyone knows about this now, and if they don't, it is sad..

    • ZarkoZivkovic profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Serbia

      Well you can try, I say anything goes :)

      But the time is here, we have to choose a side, fight with the Jedi or join the Dark Side, and the force is strong with this one!

      Thanks for commenting Jordan :)

      PS. I just saw a trailer for "The Social Media", a movie about creating Facebook. Do you think Google will create one that has a heart breaking story in it and show Larry Page as a victim and a good guy??? Yeah right:)

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      9 years ago from Dayton, Ohio

      Maybe IF I flag you ill get paid more haha!. This is cool man I love this kind of stuff..

      Keep up the word!

      Let's Start a Cyber Revolution!

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      9 years ago

      great Hub, I don't know when was the last time I laughed so hard but at the same time felt frightened!

      Keep up the good work!

    • ZarkoZivkovic profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Serbia

      Thanks for stopping by :) I don't think this topic or this hub will become unpopular any time soon :)

      Google will be Google, as long as they are number one people would like to dig dirt and complain about them.

      Personally, not that I don't care, but writing my piece of mind, which I did in three hubs, and really trying to do something about it are two different things. I wouldn't want anyone to confuse that :)

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      9 years ago

      Wow, I came back to this hub again, 4 months later and it's still alive and has a good score. It just goes to show that when we decide to write something for our selves, out of fun, we fare better than when we write for others or with some other goal than simply to write :)

      Good job, and if Google is listening, I have to say I switched sides! Go Google (Sorry about that, but the dark side is strong with this one).

    • ZarkoZivkovic profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Serbia

      Thanks :)

      I just had a thought, I was doing some more research last night, and analysts say that Google will become the richest company in the world in two years. 2012, ring any bells.

      I just wonder how many business would bankrupt and went to ruin if Google was to lose all of its data? What kind of chaos would that be? Food for thought!

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      9 years ago from U.K.

      Funny, insightful and some food for thought. I'm not sure it's evil as such, but it does have a huge monopoly and I couldn't beat that so I guess I've joined it indirectly through HP.

    • ZarkoZivkovic profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Serbia

      Yeah I know, just keep asking myself, when is enough? The video saysy it all :)

    • vox vocis profile image


      9 years ago

      An interesting hub you wrote here :-) Don´t be so afraid of Google. ´´They´´ will know only as much YOU LET ´´them´´ know...

    • ZarkoZivkovic profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Serbia

      You are crazy, but I love the way you think :)

      Read your Google Buzz hub, great work by the way.

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      Anthony Goodley 

      9 years ago from Sheridan, WY

      Indeed Google does have much power and control over practically all businesses online. Lets hope they stick to their mantra of "Do No Evil". If not someone will take their place eventually.

      When they released Google Buzz recently it had serious privacy implications, but after a public outcry they did fix them all rather promptly. At least they do listen and respond sometimes.

      Ok Google I have properly sucked up in case your listening. I expect a high EPC rate for a long time now.

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      9 years ago

      Google is Satan, at least they appear to be. It was written that Satan will hide in plain site :)

      Good luck

    • ZarkoZivkovic profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Serbia

      where Google can't hear... yet :) I love that one!

      Well like you I also depend on pleasing Google, but I always wondered how far they will go. Is everything enough? I mean we all depend on Google, they dictate what we can or should do. Every internet business depends on them. So it's just normal to fear when all of us depend only on one company!

      I'm sure with all the new commotion about wrongly interpreting the sign of the beast that some scientist in the future will say that it's name is Google :)

      Hail Satan

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      Karla Domanski 

      9 years ago from Cadillac, Michigan

      While reading this I wondered if anyone would be too frightened to respond. *grin -- clear throat and look around*.

      I think Google wants to monopolize everything and in order to do that, it has to KNOW everything. Information is the new religion, business, alpha and omega...

      Look how we talk about Google. It really is it's own entity. "Skynet" is a good comparison.

      Still, I worry about pleasing Google. In fact, my job depends on pleasing Google.

      Google really would make a great analogy for a Sunday sermon on the beast. Some of your hub may have been "tongue in cheek", but you can be sure you inspired some dialogue (off the net -- where Google can't hear... yet).


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