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How I have missed you dear computer, I love you so much!

Updated on March 28, 2012

I love you , I love you my dear computer.


I have missed you so much dear computer

I have not seen you since last night. I have missed you so much my dear computer and you too internet. My nasty husband disconnected you whilst he was decorating and made me do housework. Well he did not make me do the housework, but being banished from you, there was not a lot else to do.

I can not remember life with out you. I can not believe how painful one day away was. I think I am addicted to you. It is an unhealthy addiction. But you are just so rich in information and so friendly. You always have something new to teach me.

My husband is this jealous too. They just don't understand!


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Why I love my computer!

  • When I have had enough, I can switch you off and you do not moan about the lack of attention.

  • You teach me all sorts of new information. A lot of it useless. But there are some pearls of wisdom there.
  • You help me work and make money. And who does not love money?

So I am afraid people can scream and shout all they like. They simply do not understand our relationship. I love you dear computer and always put you first.xxYou help me connect with the rest of the world. I never thought growing up I could and would be friends with people from America, Australia, Holland, Poland, Singapore, India and many many more places.


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  • Ddraigcoch profile imageAUTHOR


    6 years ago from UK

    Oh dear Chris, I just found this in my Spam drawer, haha. Sorry for the delayed reply my friend.

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    6 years ago

    My wife and I always have a laptop (or two) on the bed with us. I guess this makes us SWINGERS! lol

  • Ddraigcoch profile imageAUTHOR


    8 years ago from UK

    Thank you Cogerson and Katrinasui. It is observational comedy. Thank you for reading.

  • katrinasui profile image


    8 years ago

    Great Hub! Very close to reality.

  • Cogerson profile image


    8 years ago from Virginia

    Excellent hub...short and sweet and so very true....very funny....I liked this hub very much. Voted up.

  • Ddraigcoch profile imageAUTHOR


    8 years ago from UK

    Jeannie. Seeker. Kashmir and Fay. Thank you very much for your support. Wouldn't it be nice to get the same at home?

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    Fay Paxton 

    8 years ago

    I can certainly relate to this. I sometimes feel addicted.

    rated up/funny

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    Thomas Silvia 

    8 years ago from Massachusetts

    Hi Ddraigcoch, a day without my computer would be like a day without sunshine !

    Awesome hub !!!

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    Helen Murphy Howell 

    8 years ago from Fife, Scotland

    Loved this hub!!! So true to life.

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    Jeannie Marie 

    8 years ago from Baltimore, MD

    It looks like you beat me to this hub! We seem to have some of the same ideas. My computer likes to stop working whenever it feels like it, so I was without my home computer for about 5 days. I managed to get it to come back to life last night, but who knows for how long. I am glad you got your computer back, too!


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