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Re- inventing the Bra

Updated on November 17, 2009


The bra is one of the best inventions in time, for women that is. Even though some man could use them too, the bra was mainly invented to support woman’s boobs.... Mainly, but times change.

So,what’s up with the Bra?

What’s up with the bra? Sure, the breast is up with the Bra, but not only the women with hanging breasts can benefit from this great invention anymore.

We all know the push up bra for women, the open bra, the Warm Biz Bra, the Natural bra, maternity bra, water bra, oil bra, minimizers, maximizers. There are so many bras’ to choose from. Let’s say…There’s a bra for every boob.

sportbra.....................for men
sportbra.....................for men
the I-pod bra
the I-pod bra
the bulletproof bra
the bulletproof bra

But there have been some new inventions concerning the bra the last few years.

First let’s start with the I-pod bra. Great for female students who can’t take there I pod into class. I’ll bet the teacher won’t take it away without wondering if he’s going to be sued for sexual harassment.Watch his face when you touch your nipples to get more volume and start swinging.

In Germany policewoman are getting a bulletproof bra with the rest of their uniform. After years of testing it finally happened. Okay, there will be “Polizei” on it and the color isn’t what it should be, but suddenly my head starts thinking.. Nice toys those uniforms… Give me such a bra, I already got some handcuffs and my role play in the bedroom will be even more realistic than before. And he can shoot what he wants, as long as my bra is in the path of his little bullets, there’s no harm.

But there are more emergency bras. Let’s say you’ve got a partner that likes to… fart. And I don’t mean just a little fart. No, I mean such a smelly breath taking one that makes you wonder if you’re going to survive being in the same room with him.

There’s a solution now. The gasmask bra! .This is really a prizewinning bra. You can wear a cup in front of your mouth which is going to prevent that you’re passing out. And if the gas attack is a case of attempted murder, take both cups. (You could use one for another person in the room too of course. )



And at this period in time, maybe it can be of some good use, preventing more outbreaks of the Influenza A (H1N1) all over the world. Wouldn’t it be fun if we all walk two by two with a bra in front of our faces?


 I wonder what the next invention is going to be.


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    • Lazur profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Netherlands

      Hold your breast... I mean breath for a while Misha and you'll be allright:P


    • Misha profile image


      8 years ago from DC Area

      Oh, thanks for the giiiiigles Pat! It hurts though, laughing THAT hard :D

    • Lazur profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Netherlands

      I guess that isn't a secret anymore :-P

      I just put in another one.. Sportbra for men ;)

      Thanks for reading and commenting Patricia and Patricia

    • 2patricias profile image


      8 years ago from Sussex by the Sea

      What about the 'spy special' bra - the one with the built in microphone. Hope that isn't still a tiop secret!

      Very funny hub!


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